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Which one's the Turkey?
"I can't believe this little fella killed all those Armenians"
That's cute. When's dinner?
Guy in back on the right:
SHIT! CHENEY'S GOT A GUN!!!
Dibs! Who's got a condom?!
"that's one fucked up swan."
:fm:"I looked that bird in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy….I was able to get a sense of his soul.":fm:
By not cooking this turkey, global warming is no longer a threat to the people of this country.
"In the name of god bless america be healed and fly away!"
"Dick, how do you make sweet love to one of these things?"
"This ain't my puppy!"
I can't parodon this bird, I promised Scooter Libby that he would be next.
"You're in luck little fella, I don't like bacon...."
Mommy is that you?
"Make no mistake. This here's some soft fur. heh heh. Bet them PETA folks don't like turkey fur sweaters. heh heh."
"Chicken, the other white meat."
"I said PLUCK the turkey!!"
"hehehe tacos rule!"
Which turkey is getting the pardon?
Heh. Don't trust whitey.
LOL. I'll be declaring a winner thanksgiving at midnight(technically Friday I guess) PST the winner gets some sort of prize that I can fit in a mailing envelope.
This may be the best caption thread I've seen from the Maggots.
"My relationship with this good turkey is where I've been focused, and that's where my concentration is. And I don't regret any other aspect of it. And so I -- we filled a lot of space together."
"As some of you may know mock executions are frowned upon under the constitution, otherwise I would have brought an axe out here, you know just to fuck with him."
"Wonder Twin powers, activate!"