Join Gordy for the real deal Straightline camp in the Chugach

Here it is folks! The straightline camp on steroids. Ski big AK lines with Gordy and drink with Owens. What more could you possibly want?
http://www.chugachpowderguides.com/gordy.html

http://chugachpowderguides.com/skog.jpg

Who wants to sponsor me?

I'm starting a collection! I accept cash, checks or credit cards through paypal.

Thanks.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness? :rolleyes:

Damn, selling my truck wouldn't even cover it.

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What more could you possibly want?

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Matenuska Thunderfuck

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Matenuska Thunderfuck

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I have 'lil 'ole sumpthin' (damn three ' words in a row!) in the freezer section you might just like.

Heh, that's even fuinnier having walked down the Matanuska once.

Quick, someone ship cantdog to LA and pimp him out so we can all afford to go. :fmicon:

Str8 and Owens and Sarge-

If I had 6 grand, I'd spend it just to touch you.

Sincerely,

GC

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Quick, someone ship cantdog to LA and pimp him out so we can all afford to go. :fmicon:

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Only if I can pretend to a be a lesbian.

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Only if I can pretend to a be a lesbian.

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Pretend? I don't understand.

Really, the price is only $100 a day over the normal heli package price for day and night camp activities.

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Originally Posted by Owens Never Sleeps

Really, the price is only $100 a day over the normal heli package price for day and night camp activities.

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When you say it like that, I don't see how I can afford not to go!



edit: my accountant just explained how I can afford not to go. :(

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Originally Posted by phUnk

When you say it like that, I don't see how I can afford not to go!



edit: my accountant just explained how I can afford not to go. :(

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Who you gonna listen to, the number crunching dweebs or your ole' buddy Owens?

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HAHAHAHAAHAHA you know a buddy of mine knows a guy who knows snoops dealer up here MTF, most potent ever


Edit: ONS do you need someone to shine your shoes wash the heli/ hanger wax your skis guide your clients in kings and corn, or clean toilets ect ect?

Edit Edit: Can i please just come hang out with str8line and drool on the heli in march?

hmmmmm.........

It's times like this that make me think that maybe I SHOULD have whored myself out to the Corporate slave master instead of choosing to surf the web from a university.

^^^^To dream and to consider funding this trip for next season over the course of the year...

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do it! dooooooooooo it!

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Don't even think of looking at that double occupancy figure. I'm not getting sucked into this. It would be the financial equivalent of selling my left testicle.
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christ, i haven't even mentioned it yet and you are already saying no???

I mean come on give it a little thought, this is a rare opportunity and YOU KNOW YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT! We will come back saying it was one of the greatest experiences of our lives, you know i am right. :FIREdevil

Think about it, that is all I am saying.

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What's the going rate on a left testicle these days ?


Hmm... starting bid $24.00...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW

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Hmm... starting bid $24.00...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW

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Damnit!!!

lph, pizza boy ratted you out. Hence the pre-emptive strike. He tried to be cryptic but I threatened to beat the snot out of him. But you never know. I may be working for the man again by then, which would give me some disposable income....

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Edit: Hmmmm...I wonder how many AMEX miles I need to get a free ticket to SA... Fack!!! You bastards. I hate debt!!!! :D

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Its the American way...just do it! :)

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Edit: ONS do you need someone to shine your shoes wash the heli/ hanger wax your skis guide your clients in kings and corn, or clean toilets ect ect?

Edit Edit: Can i please just come hang out with str8line and drool on the heli in march?

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I'm sure you can come hang out, but if you drool on my bird, you'll have a problem.

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Originally Posted by Owens Never Sleeps

I'm sure you can come hang out, but if you drool on my bird, you'll have a problem.

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Hahahaha good call

Slight change of topic whats an hour of heli flying time cost appoximently?

Ok, here's a really dumb question.

My sister is going on a heli trip this year, and she heard that she can't take her own skis. She has to rent from the heli op. This seems like the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Why would you force someone to give up their super comfy familiar sticks and instead ski some random ski? Especially since they just threw down $5-6k. End rant.

Anyway, can I bring my own skis along? If I'm gonna sell my soul to the devil along with my left testicle and encumber the next three generations of my family in debt, I want to know that I can use my Spatulas and Gotamas. :)