because it makes you coolQuote:
Originally Posted by muted
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because it makes you coolQuote:
Originally Posted by muted
well, when this is your car...
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I didnt change my underwear!Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
Not really that sketchy at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by muted
They have walk mode. Are they making drive mode these days?
Nice one Benny.
I can drunk drive pretty well too, but probably shouldn't. Are you in a truck? in a car it's really hard. And there's no feeling of what the fuck pedal you are pressing. In a truck where you sit up I could maybe see it being OK. Either way.....why? Do you have a backyard lift at home you want to take laps on?
When I was a teenager in California I used to drive bare foot, which for some reason was illegal even though it was safer than sandals.
Great minds discuss ideas.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
Average minds discuss events
Morons make un-clever quips.
I do that all the time, especially on long summer road trips; it's not illegal in OR.Quote:
Originally Posted by pisteoff
They did that on the Flintstones as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by pisteoff
Have you ever flown a plane in ski boots?
only off a treadmill.
Not to mention how are you supposed to get good at it without practicing?Quote:
Originally Posted by shredgnar
So it's possible?Quote:
Originally Posted by pisteoff
only in ski boots.
Not illegal. Even in California.Quote:
Originally Posted by pisteoff
That's funny, because countless people told me it was.
Spilled coffee three times today, so it seemed only fitting that I got a wicked random side spray of piss outside the toilet later.
Airbnb’s logo
It’s a fucking ballsack!
Who came up with that shit and said, “yeah, that represents our brand!”
Outdone by slack and their new swastika logo
My work bud always buys bottle of beam for his room and finishes the bottle morning of flight out every time. Doesn't matter what time of day.
He also ate two gummies along with the beam this morning before our uber ride.
I almost puked from the smell of booze at 830 am. The gummies didn't help his obnoxiousness. I wanted to jump out onto the freeway the entire drive
That's a pro move.Quote:
Originally Posted by booner
Filling out forms online that have all sorts of required fields and check boxes. Inevitably you miss one or two, and the form resets so you have to fill it all out again. And miss one or two....
^Thiz. Bonus is when that happens on a poorly designed website. I think this was covered in another post, however professional license registration sites are teh suck. My wife was having fits trying to renew a license in VT. I concur. The site blows goats. My 16 year old has designed better. And I have issues with his too.Quote:
Originally Posted by evdog
CA DMV--filling out a renewal application and taking written test is all done on a terminal. The Truckee branch has a person assigned full-time to helping old people handle the task. It's actually very easy to do on your own, not so easy to do with a "helpful" DMV clerk looking over your shoulder and trying to tell you how to fill out each line. There were people there who seemed to need the help and I probably will someday soon, but until then . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by riser3
Safeway, OTOH, the self checkout gives me trouble every time--says I haven't swiped something when I have, says I've removed an item from the bagging area when I haven't. Since they're on the 3rd version of the system in the last 5 years I don't think it's just me. I never have trouble self checking out at Home Depot.
My Safeway is fixed and takes Apple Pay now. Still I found a routine that works there and I don’t change the routine for fear of setting it off.