brutal own-goal there danno
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brutal own-goal there danno
this is just like in Seinfeld when Mister Burns tents his fingers and says "delightful"
It's AN uneducated hick...
I think I got it.
Dickprance:
Share a shot of Mastiff cum with a Cougar while in her hot tub in Aspen, chase it with a double tequila añejo from the glass balancing on her over-buoyant bolt-ons... then while she is in the middle of the coke rush, surprise her by leaping from the tub, dash over to the quaint 3-foot-tall mini-windmill deck decoration, rip the blades off, crawl inside, stand up to wear the thing and poke your cock out of the hub... prance around the tub with the proper rhythm to get the snake swinging fast... and with the frequency of the LED tub lights being 60Hz, the aliasing effect reveals four blade-cocks standing still, a grand veiny windmill, slightly hazy yet clear as day... the most potent Cougar bait there is. She grabs you and you fuck all night. Ski all day.
Right? Shit's easy.
Or am I off?
Battery died getting through today’s episode of as the world turns
Jesus kid, much to my regret I didn’t follow your sugar mama thread, but here are a couple of unsolicited observations: Most important, I can’t believe how nice people are being to you here. Reading the last couple pages I expected you to get your ass ripped to bloody shreds, but people have been supportive and offered helpful advice. When does that ever happen here? Pull your head out of your ass.
Next, if you find yourself dealing with an asshole here, congratulations, you dealt with an asshole. But if everyone you deal with here seems like an asshole, then you’re the asshole.
PS, nice one Norse.
I'm annoyed by the following...
1 missing the sugar momma meltdown
2 somebody beating me to this thread to post about this annoyance
3 finding out my hero aevreflex is a 20 something sniveler living with his parents.
My world is a lie!
Edit to add additional annoyance that aevre has shit on Moment and On3P. They are maybe the raddest companies in the bidness. Is he gonna gin Praxis up on some idea and then shit on them too?
I’ve chatted with him. He’s a good kid. Maybe in a bit of a transition in life idk.definitely spends beyond his means but I can empathize to a degree. Not sure why this blow up is happening or the threads being deleted. Checked into the coug hunting threads a few times but it all seemed like harmless comedy. Didn’t think anyone was serious, just joking from what I saw. If you can’t ski Juice, go for a bike ride . Cure what ails ya
The Moment thread got deleted because of this?
Far more worthy of the ban hammer than mud slinging in the poli-ass thread for sure!
Joe Namath hocking Medicare.
So Betel deleted the Moment Skis thread out of butthurt spite? Bitch move.
That was a community resource... mods should resurrect that one.
You know what annoys me?
TBS poaching a pic from the ULLR thread and posting it in Bobby Stainless's used car lot to make a stupid point about overeating.
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