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Originally Posted by 2FUNKY
You’re offended about others being offended?
That’s cute!
See, it’s like dominos but with sackless whiners. They just see emotions and can’t help themselves but to join in, all the while bitching and whining about the emotions they themselves are currently also spewing like someone gives a fuck. It’s a self-loathing cycle that people participate in without even missing a beat- projection and participation never even occur to them. You should stop playing if you hate the game so much, broseph!
Spending the weekend raking leaves and not finishing. What a waste of time. Landscaping and yards are overrated.
I'm offended by her smoking! Imagine kissing that ashtray mouth! BAN!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
To continue with the theme: every year I enjoy watching Charlie Brown Christmas, Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, etc...any of the original ones. Those kids are absolutely terrible...and it reminds me that all is right in the world!
"You're so stupid Charlie Brown." "Do something right for once Charlie Brown!" HAHAHAHA!!!!
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Originally Posted by DoWork
Offensensitivity.
https://m.imgur.com/r/KotakuInAction/82QXoAj
Snow bikers
People who don't secure their load in their truck bed. Plastic bags floating out.
People who run their remote starts all morning.
Nachos without sufficient toppings for all the chips. There really should be a law...
Thought you'd appreciate this one, KQ. Hilarious timing since this video just came out this morning:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGWsNPfZWx4
^Is that spook?
Religious people.
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Originally Posted by simple
A ‘Horrific Accident’ Calls Attention To The Risks Of Keyless Ignitions
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Yup.Quote:
Originally Posted by AustinFromSA
Amazing that people choose to believe the worst rather than think positive or use a little perspective and that applies to so many things. I understand and appreciate that there are many many people who have suffered horribly at the hands of others but trying to force others to live your pain too is not right. I'm not saying a person shouldn't speak up about their experiences or that others should not be empathetic but turning everything into something bad because it pushes a button for you isn't the answer. Think of all the things that are used in heinous crimes, things like duct tape, rope, trunks of cars, knives etc. etc. Should we call them bad and ban them too and if so why the fork do we still have guns?
Just a thought....... <ducks>
The link didn't work.Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...b0bf813ef3bfdbQuote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Eldora
stye in my eye
Hot compress.Quote:
Originally Posted by east or bust
Soak a washcloth, wring it out and nuke it for 30 secs. Be careful when handling it right out of the micro - depending on your oven it could be blistering hot.
my hair is shorterQuote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
My wife volunteered us to stay at my in-laws for a week and dog sit while they are out of town. Then she decided she needed to take a work trip. So I'm stuck out in the burbs by myself for the week. Wouldn't be so bad if one of the dogs didn't feel the need to bark at every tiny noise she hears outside.
They are Mormon, so there's not even a liquor cabinet to raid.
The good news is she owes you big time for this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Supermoon
Like, for fucking EVER. Or at least 10,000 BJs.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
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Originally Posted by Supermoon
Sitting on the toilet to take a dump and have your pecker touch the bowl. Grosses me out.
Then the awkward moment when washing said pecker in the sink.
Note to self: never, under any circumstance, invite 2FUNKY over, ... or subsequently use the washroom anywhere he's been.