Credit where it's due. That cracked me up.
Randy!...
Pass me ma dang sagerettes!!
some of those sweaters don't fit so well.
One of them would have a serious HR problem for sure.
I like how the cameraman didn't think it was worth it to continue focusing on the man on fire.
Priorities.
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Terrifying eyes.....
Dudes wait what? I'd take any one of those girls home for Thanksgiving dinner and my family would say "Your date looks so wholesome this year, any long term plans for her? "
I mean, I have them wear a bit more conservative clothes to cover the tats and cleavage, talking about eyes here.
sweater puppies
this place is pretty weak sauce for tentacle pr0n
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I see Pio finally decided on a lawn tractor.
Behind every good man there's a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, and every day George would come home she'd have a big fat bowl waiting for him. She was a hip hip lady.
Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?
Mitch: [after seniors threaten him] Er, Mr. Payne. Sir. You know every second that you could let us out early would really increase our chances of survival.
Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher: It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle. [shouts] Men! Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of you ain't coming back.
Mitch: Okay.
Quack!
Careful out there kids