I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

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02-10-2021, 08:01 PM
Meadow Skipper

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All this reminded me of this book...that I haven’t read.
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02-10-2021, 08:10 PM
bobz

Yeah, speaking of not knowing left from right, I love my kid but Jesus Hercules Christ...

"It's in the cabinet on the right."
"Uh, which one?"
"The one that's on the side of your right hand."
02-10-2021, 08:33 PM
~mikey b

Owen is the same way
02-10-2021, 08:42 PM
ötzi

Somebody up there ^^ was talking about "radiology right/left." I've run into a medical thing here and I had a CT scan of my head done last week and the doctor was going over it with me and he started off with "here on the right side..." and all I could think was "this fucking guy is supposed to be my doctor and he doesn't even know his left from his right, I am sooo screwed".

I don't think I heard a word he said after that because he kept going back to left/right stuff and I felt like I was talking to a lunatic. I was trying to figure out a quick Plan B that didn't involve this nut. Maybe they should tell people about that, I definitely had no idea about it.
02-10-2021, 08:51 PM
warthog

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Originally Posted by babybear

We have a friend like this- she's a friend of a few maggots so they will know who it is if they read this lol- but we still pick on her for directions she gave us once- "Go a ways and turn right then go for a bit and........."

Do I know her? Cause that would 'splain some things about MY wife.
02-10-2021, 08:56 PM
warthog

Speaking of odd directions, I'll never forget my first time getting directions in Boulder. "Go West for about a mile and then turn north onto 9th street."

WHAT??? How the fuck do I know which way West is?

Oh, yeah, the giant mountains. Thanks.
02-10-2021, 10:33 PM
Danno

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Originally Posted by warthog

Speaking of odd directions, I'll never forget my first time getting directions in Boulder. "Go West for about a mile and then turn north onto 9th street."

WHAT??? How the fuck do I know which way West is?

Oh, yeah, the giant mountains. Thanks.

Heh, yeah, everybody knows the mountains are west, duh. You mean it's not that way everywhere?
02-11-2021, 07:02 AM
glademaster

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Originally Posted by Danno

Heh, yeah, everybody knows the mountains are west, duh. You mean it's not that way everywhere?

If the mountains are still to your west, it means you haven't gone far enough.
02-11-2021, 07:49 AM
XXX-er

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Originally Posted by ötzi

Somebody up there ^^ was talking about "radiology right/left." I've run into a medical thing here and I had a CT scan of my head done last week and the doctor was going over it with me and he started off with "here on the right side..." and all I could think was "this fucking guy is supposed to be my doctor and he doesn't even know his left from his right, I am sooo screwed".
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I don't think I heard a word he said after that because he kept going back to left/right stuff and I felt like I was talking to a lunatic. I was trying to figure out a quick Plan B that didn't involve this nut. Maybe they should tell people about that, I definitely had no idea about it.

I got a couple of buds who are brothers & doctors from a family of doctors & nurses

and the gp has been often heard to say sarcasticly " well he isnt a real doctor he is just a radiologist "
02-11-2021, 07:57 AM
RShea

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Originally Posted by glademaster

If the mountains are still to your west, it means you haven't gone far enough.

If the mountains are no longer to the west, then I'd say it means you have gone too far and are on the west coast also known as the shore of the Pacific Ocean - mostly California (but could be of course Oregon or Washington too- but they all have mountains that are not the Rockies further inland that at least are skiable most of the winter...
02-11-2021, 09:17 AM
XXX-er

just call it the left coast eh
02-11-2021, 09:46 AM
Meadow Skipper

There are mountains to the east, west, north and south. Am I in the right place? Pls advise.
02-11-2021, 09:54 AM
babybear

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Originally Posted by warthog

Do I know her? Cause that would 'splain some things about MY wife.

no, different person. But A is actually a great route finder- both in the car and on trail.
02-11-2021, 09:58 AM
Bunion 2020

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Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

There are mountains to the east, west, north and south. Am I in the right place? Pls advise.

Ask your wife.
02-11-2021, 10:00 AM
Meadow Skipper

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Originally Posted by Bunion 2020

Ask your wife.

Good point. She loved it here, but she was usually 180 degrees off with her directions.
02-11-2021, 12:44 PM
warthog

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Originally Posted by babybear

no, different person. But A is actually a great route finder- both in the car and on trail.

Well we keep trying to get them to find their way to FL.

Just sounded like TX directions to me. Hope all is well with everybody.
Don't tell my wife about this thread. Maggot's honor.
I mean, it's nothing I don't tell her, but still.
02-11-2021, 01:14 PM
Thaleia

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I'm not sure if I can do this much longer. She refilled the butter dish:

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02-11-2021, 01:17 PM
riser4

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Originally Posted by Thaleia

I'm not sure if I can do this much longer. She refilled the butter dish:

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It looks more like she had a fight with it.
02-11-2021, 02:25 PM
Meathelmet

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Originally Posted by ötzi

Somebody up there ^^ was talking about "radiology right/left." I've run into a medical thing here and I had a CT scan of my head done last week and the doctor was going over it with me and he started off with "here on the right side..." and all I could think was "this fucking guy is supposed to be my doctor and he doesn't even know his left from his right, I am sooo screwed".

Chirality comes to play at some point as well.

"Lets meet at the lake, I'll walk counter-clockwise and you clockwise".
15mins later.
A - "Umm, wait, where are you?"
B -" Here. What direction are you walking?"
A -"Umm..for fucks sake."
B -"Umm"

And, vibes, Ötzi? Hopefully all good?
02-11-2021, 02:32 PM
plugboots

Every time we split up on a hike or ride or ski:

Mrs. Plug: "OK, so I'll do the loop through Coyote, and meet below that?"
Plug: "WTF? you mean Little Fox?"
Mrs. Plug: "Yeah, right, you know what I mean."
02-11-2021, 05:29 PM
Skidog

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Originally Posted by Thaleia

I'm not sure if I can do this much longer. She refilled the butter dish:

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See this seems like the old ploy men used to use to not have to do something again. Fuck it up so bad you'll be asked specifically never to do it again.
Looks like they're onto us men....sucks

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02-11-2021, 05:36 PM
Thaleia

You'd think, but in this case no, I don't really use the butter dispenser.
02-11-2021, 05:53 PM
liv2ski

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Originally Posted by plugboots

Every time we split up on a hike or ride or ski:

Mrs. Plug: "OK, so I'll do the loop through Coyote, and meet below that?"
Plug: "WTF? you mean Little Fox?"
Mrs. Plug: "Yeah, right, you know what I mean."

Pffft, that is nothin. My girl expects me to know what the fuck she is talking about without throwing me a noun. The entire family is like WTF are you talking about? Stoners...
02-11-2021, 06:18 PM
BCMtnHound

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Originally Posted by Thaleia

I'm not sure if I can do this much longer. She refilled the butter dish:

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Maybe she started to whip it, but said fuck it after the first pass.
Probably buys in bulk and stores it in the freezer, like my wife, and then pulls it out too late and tries to cut off slabs of frozen butter to use in the dinner prep.
02-11-2021, 06:40 PM
wooley12

My wife doesn't always refill the coffee canister when it's empty, but when she does, she leaves the measuring spoon at the bottom.

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