I see what you're getting at dude, he kept the money
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I see what you're getting at dude, he kept the money
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're goddamned right I'm living in the fuckin' past!
Oh please dear, for your information the Supreme Court has ROUNDLY rejected prior restraint!
I spent most of my time occupying various, um, administration buildings--
Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?
Dude to Walter: I don’t need your sympathy. I need my johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
/edit ffs that was post #8 in this thread but fck it
I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in ‘Nam of course.
And you know, he's got emotional problems, man!
You mean, beyond pacifism?
He’s fragile. He’s very fragile.
I did not know that.
well, it's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the next round robin .. am I wrong?
no, you're not wrong
Do you mean coitus?
Without batting an eye, a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
Johnson?
You’re not wrrrrong maaaan…you’re just an asshole
And tomorrow we come back and cut off your Johnson.
Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I’m fucking married? The toilet seats up, man!
Clearly you’re not a golfer…
could you slide your shorts down, Mr Lebowski, please?
At least I’m housebroken
Oh, no, he has health problems.
You know, uh, his Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing
The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.
Careful man, there’s a beverage here.
Watching now with a first timer. Showing someone new the way. Outstanding.
New shit has come to light.
Hasn't that ever occurred to you, man, .... sir?
maybe that's why i found the place so darned interestin'
Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude
Yeah right man. I mean there are a lot of….um facets to this. Lot of interested parties.
https://youtu.be/Qw46CTJJ32k
One of the funniest scenes in a movie
Vagina.
The beaver picture?
Does female form make you uncomfortable, mr Lebowski?
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But I went out and achieved anyway (heh heh)
it don't matter to jesus
You got a date on Wednesday, baby! Woo!
Is bush-league psych-out stuff. Laughable… HA!
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!