Is Ogre still funny

AlpineZone is nearly as good as Budda,
Ogre is Punani, and he's still at it,
OgresBitch is quite obviously SquawMan,
Cufucious is harmless but a little boring,
Bbirtle is me, I don't hide behind aliases, (although if I think of a funny one...)

Now that we got the facts straight I'd like to second what cj001f wrote:

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Originally Posted by cj001f

Queens, the devil, god, avatars, violence, lots of drama. Time for the (notso fat) lady to sing in this opera
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13 pages sheesh, I would think people have already said what they wanted to say. Let's get on with our lives. CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!?!

Edit: I have just received a PM from SquawMan that he is NOT OgresBitch. Now who could it be? This forum is just chock full of intrigue......

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Originally Posted by bbirtle

13 pages sheesh, I would think people have already said what they wanted to say. Let's get on with our lives. CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!?!

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No. It goes against human nature...




dick. ;)

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Originally Posted by splat

The devil logged on to TGR
he was looking for some souls to keep
He was thinking it’d be easy
But he found out it was deep
When he came across this Ogre guy
Playing nerd fiddle he was oh so very sweet
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump
and said Ogre let me tell you what
I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a nerd fiddle player too
And if you'd care to make a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good nerd fiddle boy
but give the devil his due
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
cuz I think I'm better than you
The boy said my name's Ogre
and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet your gonna regret
cuz I'm the best nerd killer that's ever been

Ogre you rosin up your bow
and play your nerd fiddle hard
Cuz hell broke loose on TGR
and the devil deals it hard
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul

(Nerd fiddle solo)

The devil opened up his case
and he said I'll start this show
And fire flew from his fingertips
as he skied across the snow
And he pulled the bow across his nerds
and it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
and it sounded something like this

Devil’s Nerd Fiddle Solo

When the devil finished Ogre said
well you're pretty good JONG mag
But sit down in that chair right there
and let me show you how to bag

Nerds on the forum run boys run
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun
Mrs. Roo in London slingin them turds
Callin all the whiners dumb ass nerds

The devil bowed his head
because he knew that he'd been beat
He laid that golden fiddle
on the ground at Ogre’s feet
Ogre said “devil just come on back, you turd
if you ever want to try again
'Cause I told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the one who knows his nerds"

And he played Nerds on the forum run boys run
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun
Mrs. Roo in London slingin them turds
Callin all the whiners dumb ass nerds

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Beautiful. :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

I'll sling a few more if this lot don't pipe down.

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Originally Posted by bbirtle

Edit: I have just received a PM from SquawMan that he is NOT OgresBitch. Now who could it be? This forum is just chock full of intrigue......

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Who is this mystery man? It seems like he's on a permanent vacation, no, he's a secret agent.:fmicon:

How many licks will it take to get to the center of Ogre's Bitch?

The One would like to point out the futility of struggle in the physical word young maggots. In your zeal to find the Ogre and extinguish his flame, (an impossible feat as we are all part of the one) you have spawned another ogre, a bitch, and 4 or 5 small poodles wrestling infinitly with their BRO karma....

The one has been restored.:tdo13:

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Originally Posted by Snake Pliskin

My sixth-grade son knows enough not to post anything that could be dredged up later in litigation. Yes, you are all so smart about all things internet. :rolleyes2

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Hey, at least I know that "aliaii" isn't a real word.

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Originally Posted by bbirtle

Now can we all ~PLEASE~ cut out this stalking crap and get back onto what we're really here for?

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bbirtle? Brian Birtle? Hi I'm Patrick Bateman. You know, you really shouldn't use your real name on these message boards.

Shall we do a power lunch sometime? Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.

:FIREdevil

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nerd = check (not that there's anything wrong with that, right ;))

*Sigh* yet another alias who's not man enough to write his attempt at slandering remarks with his own name...

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Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman

bbirtle? Brian Birtle? Hi I'm Patrick Bateman. You know, you really shouldn't use your real name on these message boards. It's so easy to find people these days.

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Gee... did you just click the underlined bbirtle link, click the link that says Personal Homepage, and then click the link that says Resume?

We got a real genius on our hands here folks.

I already told everybody, I don't like to hide behind fake names. Whatever I say, it's me saying it.

I really wish Owen or whoever runs this board would see that these people using aliases are really making it a nasty place in here, and ban those people from the forum.

In the meantime, if you need a web page in the French Haute Savoie area, I'm your man. :cool:

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Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman

bbirtle? Brian Birtle? Hi I'm Patrick Bateman. You know, you really shouldn't use your real name on these message boards. It's so easy to find people these days.

Shall we do a power lunch sometime? Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.

:FIREdevil

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Yup sarge, we have ourselves a bonafide coward pussy faggot here. Be adviced, the monkey learned how to point and click, we are in deep shit now.:eek:

yeah, but I am going to tell ogre that you're a nerd.

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Originally Posted by bbirtle

I really wish Owen or whoever runs this board would see that these people using aliases are really making it a nasty place in here, and ban those people from the forum.

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Dude, why are you so incredibly unfun? Maybe you should be banned for being such a fucking buzz kill. If I wanted cordial smiles, I would order a coffee at Starbuck, but I don’t. You and the rest of the nnneeerrrdddsss need to get with the program or get lost. Your choice.

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Originally Posted by bbirtle

I really wish Owen or whoever runs this board would see that these people using aliases are really making it a nasty place in here, and ban those people from the forum.

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OK, I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt when I thought you were French. I figured maybe there were some subtleties here you weren't picking up on if English was a second language for you. But it looks like you are American after all, so let me just say: quit being such a pussy. You've been a member here for one month. That doesn't give your views on how the forum should be run much weight.

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Originally Posted by The AD

OK, I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt when I thought you were French. I figured maybe there were some subtleties here you weren't picking up on if English was a second language for you. But it looks like you are American after all, so let me just say: quit being such a pussy. You've been a member here for one month. That doesn't give your views on how the forum should be run much weight.

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Oh, my small brown clowns. If one fight buzzkill with buzkill, one simply one big buzzkill.:fm:

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Originally Posted by bbirtle

I really wish Owen or whoever runs this board would see that these people using aliases are really making it a nasty place in here, and ban those people from the forum.

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I gotta say that cinches it for me, you should probably find another ski site to post on. If someone like Ogre can get under your skin, and you don't appreciate that this is the internet and not a gathering of friends at your house, then you should leave.

What you don't get is that some of the aliases on this board are legendary. Where else can you get away with aliases if not on the internet? Have I hated some of them? Yes. But you can't feed the fire, another concept you don't seem to understand.

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Originally Posted by lph

I gotta say that cinches it for me, you should probably find another ski site to post on. If someone like Ogre can get under your skin, and you don't appreciate that this is the internet and not a gathering of friends at your house, then you should leave.

What you don't get is that some of the aliases on this board are legendary. Where else can you get away with aliases if not on the internet? Have I hated some of them? Yes. But you can't feed the fire, another concept you don't seem to understand.

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And now the Board's senior citizens are starting to chime in.

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Originally Posted by O G R E

I'M A LEGEND IN MY OWN MIND, NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

SQUAWKFAG WAS NO MATCH, I NEED NEW MEAT

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/a...1&d=1134629958

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SQUAWKMAN!!!! GET YOUR ASS OVER TO MY GYM FOR A HARD PUMPING SESSION!!!

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Originally Posted by lph

I gotta say that cinches it for me, you should probably find another ski site to post on. If someone like Ogre can get under your skin, and you don't appreciate that this is the internet and not a gathering of friends at your house, then you should leave.

What you don't get is that some of the aliases on this board are legendary. Where else can you get away with aliases if not on the internet? Have I hated some of them? Yes. But you can't feed the fire, another concept you don't seem to understand.

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Just one question, how many more dipshits have to come along and point
out the obvious. It's like these peanuts are finally on the winning
side in a freaking bitch fight and they just can't stop themselves
from chiming in and stroking their poor injured little ego's. You are
all the same fucking idiot, your IP has been logged, and 3 points
deducted from your licence. I know life is hard with an IQ of 90, but
look on the bright side, your not legally retarded?:fm:

P.S. sqwakfag, you my bro are legally retarded. I will now commit you and take your cash.

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Originally Posted by Cyber Cop

Just one question, how many more dipshits have to come along and point
out the obvious. It's like these peanuts are finally on the winning
side in a freaking bitch fight and they just can't stop themselves
from chiming in and stroking their poor injured little ego's. You are
all the same fucking idiot, your IP has been logged, and 3 points
deducted from your licence. I know life is hard with an IQ of 90, but
look on the bright side, your not legally retarded?:fm:

P.S. sqwakfag, you my bro are legally retarded. I will now commit you and take your cash.

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Why state the obvious? Because he doesn't seem to get it. What is obvious to you, seems to be totally incomprehensible to others.

Life is hard, I will give you that. In the past 5 minutes I have been described as a senior citizen and as having a less than average IQ. Unfortunately, both are true. :(

OK, so who wants a piece of me? :the_finge ;)

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Originally Posted by lph

Why state the obvious? Because he doesn't seem to get it. What is obvious to you, seems to be totally incomprehensible to others.

Life is hard, I will give you that. In the past 5 minutes I have been described as a senior citizen and as having a less than average IQ. Unfortunately, both are true. :(

OK, so who wants a piece of me? :the_finge ;)

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Is there a gay bar in South Lake that Punani can meet you at?

Confucius say "Maggots, you are engaged in a futile attempt with this one" Your attempts to expand this ones understanding are like trying to stretch a gnats ass over a rain barrel.

how did this ever get to 12 pages?

You mean 14?