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tippster purposefully sets his tripods low so he has an excuse to bend over in public
Tippster, after many years of enhancement pills, decided phalloplasty was his only option.
...which allowed him to finally satisfy Stone-Free.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stone-Free
jwelch is the little kid who smacks her lips in the welch's grape juice commercials
AKPM was the only guy slower than me on the hike up to Estelle two weeks ago.
irul is wearing a boa--right now.
Schmear was looking at Irul's webcam again.
And its a pay site!Quote:
Originally Posted by grrrr
Irul is a gay-porn star. (slow pitch for myself....)
Schmear does not care if he's pitching or catching...
Stone-free catches hands-free
ak_telemaike isn't the huge asshole he claims to be on the internet
AKPM is to easy to make fun of.
adam prefers snowlerblades
squatch is a myth
P_McPoser loves AKPM's mom's warm pie.
rontele wishes his mom would make him pizza
AKPM is lactose intolerant
tex1230 is adult intolerent and finds himself seducing dwarf children who ride skateboards.
Syprik pretends to understand puppet Swedish and greets all with a hearty hoosker doo!
...whereas Stayalert sticks to the tried-and-true crotchgrab method... their crotch.
Tippster has a vaccum issue
Aldo had a bad "accident" with a vacuum once.
the one person ak_telemike aspires to be is elmer fudd.
Squatch aspires to have a boob reduction.
Stone-Free came up with his handle after a rough night dealing with kidney stones.
WWCD wonders "What Would Charo Do?"
http://www.tbpac.com/shows/show_images/charo.jpg
Charo is actually ak_telemike in drag.
Monique envies ak telemike his arm warmers
CJ harbors a deep desire to be Easy E
Stone-Free is the vast right wing conspiracy
...and this gives MassLiberal a raging boner.Quote:
Originally Posted by MassLiberal
Squatch sits down to pee.
MarsB and UNIBONGER were separated at birth.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarsB
Rontele went to the Connecticut School of Etiquette.
where shmerham taught him to walk like a lady
and ak_telemike taught him how to dress like one
Where cj was caught playing the 'back 9' with the guys...
with Stone-Free as his "caddy"
ak telemike actually lives in Tulsa.