JONATHON WADE

evidentally tgr enjoys shit threads with constipation followed by the squirts, this one just happened bubble up before fully going down the toilet.
bf

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Originally Posted by butterscotch

That is what he's saying. Alta does not own the Peruvian.

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So like Mralta said and I agreed that his job shouldn't be on the line for this shit. Not to be confused with his actions are acceptable......

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Originally Posted by Chugachjed

Your rationality and empathy suck all the fun out of this thread.

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meh. sorry jed, et al.

i just wanted to ladle all the homophobic fun with more douchey unpleasantness. you know, it's like standing in line, enjoying your day of skiing, all is good, and then some douche comes along like the wade/luff incident, and it feels like a bucket of water in the face. no one wants to see the drama or hear it, especially when they're skiing. i can tell you, that anyone who pays upwards or $1800 a season for their ski pass, commits the time, the gas, the cost for gear every year, food, booze, snow tires, etc etc....it's quite an expensive activity, and the time commitment is huge. the last thing i want to see is an altercation in the lift line over a goddamn chair. put the fucking rope up. i really don't see the grand mystery. several posters have commented that this is something they see at alta on a regular basis, so i am not alone in my observation. it's also been made clear, that people have chosen not to ski there anymore for the very same reasons. the douchebaggery is out of control, and has been for a long time. you have employees in the canyon, like jon wade, who beat their chest "this is MY town, this is MY mountain, get the fuck out if you don't like it". well, it's not his town, and it's not his mountain. it's national forest lands owned by all of us. jon also does not reside in the town of alta, and does not vote in any town elections. he pays no property tax there. jon and others like him, do not bring business to alta, and they are also not responsible for the financial health of the ski resort. they have absolutely no impact whatsoever in any decision making as it relates to the town or business commerce. he doesn't have a fucking clue. he runs the damn laundry machines at the peruvian.
there are a lot of people who enjoy the alta experience who are in no way connected with the underbelly employees who keep the place running. these are the same town employees who think their's is the "only" alta experience...and everyone else are clearly "outsiders". there are some lift employees who greet you with a big smile, and are genuinely welcoming....almost all female, by the way. it's a refreshing alternative to the douchey, hungover, angry 30-something punk who growls at you when you load the chair.

so really, i apologize for the antagonistic sympathy posts for jon to seek help. i was being an asshole. for a moment i thought about his life, and i tried to have some empathy, maybe to rationalize his behavior, i don't know. but really i just wanted to add yet another layer to the meat cake, in all it's ridiculousness. the added benefit of my post, is that i will no longer get requests to cuddle.

i don't have any idea what the deal is with jon, i don't know anything about the guy other than what he posted. but the language he used with me was truly depraved. his big mission was to be so off the chain, that i would cry and go away, as he stated over and over and over. big fucking deal. it was easy to bait him, and watch it unfold. how could i resist that? after all, he did tell me to shove a sand papered dildo in my vagina multiple times. probably shouldn't say that to a feminist, because i'll just get out my bullhorn and picket your front fucking yard. of course the posts here were hilarious, of course jon was getting what he asked for, but it's still bullying, and i just don't have the stomach for it. must be my fragile sensibilities.

so sorry again, if my antagonistic empathy post was like a bucket of water on this thread. just know that that's what if feels like to have your ski day bliss interrupted by some jackass. it sucks. and it happens ALL THE TIME in the LCC. i can barely load a chair alone on a slow spring day without some moron speed skiing up behind me and landing his ass practically under me on the chair, saying "gotcha!!" and then bend my ear for 10 minutes like we're speed dating.

i've arranged my life so i can ski, i pay for my own pass, my own gas, my own gear, and i want to go up for a few hours a day to give myself a break from my work, get some recreation and fresh air. clear my mind. the last thing i want is to have to do, is shake off every aggressive creepy asshole who thinks just because i'm skiing alone, i'm a target. it's unsettling, it interrupts my peace of mind, and instead of enjoying my two hours of peace, there are times i literally want to push the next guy who creeps on my space off the chair. it sucks. it's an energy drain, and it makes touring alone seem much more appealing. these are also the same tools that ski too close to you showing off, they want you to see them SO bad they will practically ski over your skis and completely fuck your line. it's obnoxious and it's dangerous. the creep factor is huge in the lcc, not so much at the other utah resorts.

so if you see me skiing by myself, leave me the fuck alone. i'll let you know if i feel like talking or skiing.

it's on my dime, so BUZZ OFF.

flame away.

^nobody here gives a shit about the conversations in your head. The tittle of this thread should be changed to "Shit people say when they go off their meds".

You really do fit in here. Welcome to the collective.

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Originally Posted by altabrook

meh. sorry jed, et al.

i just wanted to ladle all the homophobic fun with more douchey unpleasantness. you know, it's like standing in line, enjoying your day of skiing, all is good, and then some douche comes along like the wade/luff incident, and it feels like a bucket of water in the face. no one wants to see the drama or hear it, especially when they're skiing. i can tell you, that anyone who pays upwards or $1800 a season for their ski pass, commits the time, the gas, the cost for gear every year, food, booze, snow tires, etc etc....it's quite an expensive activity, and the time commitment is huge. the last thing i want to see is an altercation in the lift line over a goddamn chair. put the fucking rope up. i really don't see the grand mystery. several posters have commented that this is something they see at alta on a regular basis, so i am not alone in my observation. it's also been made clear, that people have chosen not to ski there anymore for the very same reasons. the douchebaggery is out of control, and has been for a long time. you have employees in the canyon, like jon wade, who beat their chest "this is MY town, this is MY mountain, get the fuck out if you don't like it". well, it's not his town, and it's not his mountain. it's national forest lands owned by all of us. jon also does not reside in the town of alta, and does not vote in any town elections. he pays no property tax there. jon and others like him, do not bring business to alta, and they are also not responsible for the financial health of the ski resort. they have absolutely no impact whatsoever in any decision making as it relates to the town or business commerce. he doesn't have a fucking clue. he runs the damn laundry machines at the peruvian.
there are a lot of people who enjoy the alta experience who are in no way connected with the underbelly employees who keep the place running. these are the same town employees who think their's is the "only" alta experience...and everyone else are clearly "outsiders". there are some lift employees who greet you with a big smile, and are genuinely welcoming....almost all female, by the way. it's a refreshing alternative to the douchey, hungover, angry 30-something punk who growls at you when you load the chair.

so really, i apologize for the antagonistic sympathy posts for jon to seek help. i was being an asshole. for a moment i thought about his life, and i tried to have some empathy, maybe to rationalize his behavior, i don't know. but really i just wanted to add yet another layer to the meat cake, in all it's ridiculousness. the added benefit of my post, is that i will no longer get requests to cuddle.

i don't have any idea what the deal is with jon, i don't know anything about the guy other than what he posted. but the language he used with me was truly depraved. his big mission was to be so off the chain, that i would cry and go away, as he stated over and over and over. big fucking deal. it was easy to bait him, and watch it unfold. how could i resist that? after all, he did tell me to shove a sand papered dildo in my vagina multiple times. probably shouldn't say that to a feminist, because i'll just get out my bullhorn and picket your front fucking yard. of course the posts here were hilarious, of course jon was getting what he asked for, but it's still bullying, and i just don't have the stomach for it. must be my fragile sensibilities.

so sorry again, if my antagonistic empathy post was like a bucket of water on this thread. just know that that's what if feels like to have your ski day bliss interrupted by some jackass. it sucks. and it happens ALL THE TIME in the LCC. i can barely load a chair alone on a slow spring day without some moron speed skiing up behind me and landing his ass practically under me on the chair, saying "gotcha!!" and then bend my ear for 10 minutes like we're speed dating.

i've arranged my life so i can ski, i pay for my own pass, my own gas, my own gear, and i want to go up for a few hours a day to give myself a break from my work, get some recreation and fresh air. clear my mind. the last thing i want is to have to do, is shake off every aggressive creepy asshole who thinks just because i'm skiing alone, i'm a target. it's unsettling, it interrupts my peace of mind, and instead of enjoying my two hours of peace, there are times i literally want to push the next guy who creeps on my space off the chair. it sucks. it's an energy drain, and it makes touring alone seem much more appealing. these are also the same tools that ski too close to you showing off, they want you to see them SO bad they will practically ski over your skis and completely fuck your line. it's obnoxious and it's dangerous. the creep factor is huge in the lcc, not so much at the other utah resorts.

so if you see me skiing by myself, leave me the fuck alone. i'll let you know if i feel like talking or skiing.

it's on my dime, so BUZZ OFF.

flame away.

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Originally Posted by Chugachjed

You really do fit in here. Welcome to the collective.

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now mix in some more paragraph breaks and line feeds and maybe somebody will even read that shit.

AND BREAsts

Needs more commas.

Oh waaaah ,it is just so tough out there for a feminist to get her turns in without being accosted by every swingin dick in the field,oh the humanity! Yeah, your tender sensibilities that advocate 12 gauge justice. So full of win, maybe you should start a bi-weekly book club dedicated to those as oppressed as you are.

this thread needs therapy.

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Originally Posted by iceman

now mix in some more paragraph breaks and line feeds and maybe somebody will even read that shit.

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And possibly some funny. I'm sure akrover read every word though.




Perhaps brooke and wade can recommend shrinks to each other.

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Originally Posted by freshie247

Oh waaaah ,it is just so tough out there for a feminist to get her turns in without being accosted by every swingin dick in the field,oh the humanity! Yeah, your tender sensibilities that advocate 12 gauge justice. So full of win, maybe you should start a bi-weekly book club dedicated to those as oppressed as you are.

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you sound scared.

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Originally Posted by leroy jenkins

And possibly some funny. I'm sure akrover read every word though.




Perhaps brooke and wade can recommend shrinks to each other.

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oh come on leroy, you know you want to cuddle. the book club ladies are still waiting for your pics.

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Originally Posted by iceman

now mix in some more paragraph breaks and line feeds and maybe somebody will even read that shit.

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is anyone who actually reads or posts anything on this forum doing anything other than sucking time anyway. who cares.

I can think of only one way to make this thread more pathetic.


By posting in it myself.

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Originally Posted by Downbound Train

I can think of only one way to make this thread more pathetic.


By posting in it myself.

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DBT, bringing his A game. Had to chuckle and agree, a rarity with his posts, but refreshing.

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Originally Posted by altabrook

is anyone who actually reads or posts anything on this forum doing anything other than sucking time anyway.

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Thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to tell us how the board works.

Dont you have a sand papered dildo to get back to?

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Originally Posted by altabrook

is anyone who actually reads or posts anything on this forum doing anything other than sucking time anyway. who cares.

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it appears that YOU do, go look around and report back ms. brook
bobby

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Originally Posted by altabrook

oh come on leroy, you know you want to cuddle. the book club ladies are still waiting for your pics.

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http://quefeos.com/cpg/albums/ugly%2...e-exist-20.jpg

I have been told I am very warm to cuddle with.

Altabrook, pm Alaskan Rover for lessons in brevity

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Originally Posted by acinpdx

Altabrook, pm Alaskan Rover for lessons in brevity

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heh, not sure the server has enough bandwidth for that convo.

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Originally Posted by altabrook

i've arranged my life so i can ski, i pay for my own pass, my own gas, my own gear, and i want to go up for a few hours a day to give myself a break from my work, get some recreation and fresh air. clear my mind. the last thing i want is to have to do, is shake off every aggressive creepy asshole who thinks just because i'm skiing alone, i'm a target. it's unsettling, it interrupts my peace of mind, and instead of enjoying my two hours of peace, there are times i literally want to push the next guy who creeps on my space off the chair. it sucks. it's an energy drain, and it makes touring alone seem much more appealing. these are also the same tools that ski too close to you showing off, they want you to see them SO bad they will practically ski over your skis and completely fuck your line. it's obnoxious and it's dangerous. the creep factor is huge in the lcc, not so much at the other utah resorts.

so if you see me skiing by myself, leave me the fuck alone. i'll let you know if i feel like talking or skiing.

it's on my dime, so BUZZ OFF.

flame away.

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Madam, I'm not sure what sort of experience with a man has mildewed your personality but whoever he was needs to be taken out behind the warming hut by someone who knows how to punch frequently, and well.

However, he seems to have done a throrough and proper job and unfortunately once the soup has been seasoned, there is no going back.

If you wish for these suitors to leave you alone, given the snarl in your prose, I think the silent treatment is the wrong approach. Better to give them some brief exposure to your corrosive personality, upon which they will no doubt become completely devitalized and disinterested, leaving you entirely creep-free to enjoy your day.

I'm tellin' ya - he's good! ^^^

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Originally Posted by leroy jenkins

Perhaps brooke and wade can recommend shrinks to each other.

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Group session!

BTW - nice cameo on The Daily Show the other day, Leroy.

A tad too much punctuation for Ernesto, but tonally spot on.

^^^^Yea, I'll drink to that.

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Originally Posted by rideit

A tad too much punctuation for Ernesto, but tonally spot on.

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Didnt realize hemingway was a singer.

That's OK, we realize that you aren't a linguist.










Zing

I realized it might have been an intentional word choice and not a typo, but I don't like missing a chance to be a smartass.

cunning.

stunts?
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Originally Posted by acinpdx

Altabrook, pm Alaskan Rover for lessons in brevity

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i know. i am truly sorry i am long-winded.

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Originally Posted by Ernest Hemingway

Madam, I'm not sure what sort of experience with a man has mildewed your personality but whoever he was needs to be taken out behind the warming hut by someone who knows how to punch frequently, and well.

However, he seems to have done a throrough and proper job and unfortunately once the soup has been seasoned, there is no going back.

If you wish for these suitors to leave you alone, given the snarl in your prose, I think the silent treatment is the wrong approach. Better to give them some brief exposure to your corrosive personality, upon which they will no doubt become completely devitalized and disinterested, leaving you entirely creep-free to enjoy your day.

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thank you. i think if everyone could remember to just enjoy their ski day without imposing their experience on others, it would be delightful. politeness and decency will get you a long way, or simply respecting others space. if you're violent, vulgar or aggressive, you lose immediately with women, and actually scares some of us. so please stop.
i really don't think i'm up for exploding my corrosion in some dickheads face on the chair. it's already a long uncomfortable ride. just be nice to people, respectful, and it's not a problem to share the chair.

For what it's worth:

I have been friends with Wade for 15 years, so I gave him a call today to discuss all of this. Among the many things we discussed, there were two facts that stood out and I felt that I should share with the collective.

First; His comments to Brook were in response to some equally rude and unnecessary comments from Brook directed at Wade and these comments were conveniently left out of the transcript of the Facebook conversation that was linked/posted here.

Second; Jon Wade does not and has not posted here. So all posts made by "Jonny0921" are an alias trying to make him look worse than he already did.

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Originally Posted by Downbound Train

I can think of only one way to make this thread more pathetic.


By posting in it myself.

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That was actually one of the funniest things I've read here in a long time!! I don't know....just in terms of context and whatnot. I love sardonic humor! Thanks, DBT!!!

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Originally Posted by Wintergreen

First; His comments to Brook were in response to some equally rude and unnecessary comments from Brook directed at Wade and these comments were conveniently left out of the transcript of the Facebook conversation that was linked/posted here.

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sure about that?

Yes I am.

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Originally Posted by Wintergreen

Yes I am.

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I read the thread on facefuck and you're wrong. Buddy boy wadester is lying to you.

Although his comments were vulgar, they were in direct response to hateful remarks made to him. Just because they are not available for you all to read does not mean that they were not made.