The Gaper Spirit Animal

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03-01-2012, 05:25 PM
Ski to Be

GSA I'm sure has some notoriety if he works out in a public gym with all of his ski gear on. Word will get to him eventually.
03-01-2012, 05:40 PM
Hott Butt Mud

It better not be Powder Mag's FB page.... I'm cool if it's Bro Bomb's page though.
03-01-2012, 05:45 PM
bostonjohn

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuntCok

Why does someone feel the need to advertise this thread to the general public via fukking Facebook?

About 3 weeks ago levitation project had his pic up and running a caption contest
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...type=1&theater
That being said I would love to see this animal in public
03-01-2012, 06:00 PM
Crampedon

Quote:

Originally Posted by bostonjohn

About 3 weeks ago levitation project had his pic up and running a caption contest
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...type=1&theater
That being said I would love to see this animal in public

This facebook shit has GOT TO STOP NOW.

Pm your friends, get them to delete the pics, this is serious shit.

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pulling out is murder
03-01-2012, 06:06 PM
biff chalupa

All is good. I have been told the GSA is unaware of his notoriety. If and when he becomes aware, I am told he will embrace it and will undergo a metamorphosis that will yield a greater being, the Supreme Gaper Spirit Animal. It is prophecy.
03-01-2012, 06:20 PM
badbluto

Quote:

Originally Posted by biff chalupa

All is good. I have been told the GSA is unaware of his notoriety. If and when he becomes aware, I am told he will embrace it and will undergo a metamorphosis that will yield a greater being, the Supreme Gaper Spirit Animal. It is prophecy.

Have you made contact or do you know of one who has?
03-01-2012, 06:23 PM
badbluto

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Also found on levitation project :-(
Attachment 111339
03-01-2012, 06:24 PM
Bottleman

Don't you people have anything better to do?

Just wonderin' - cause I don't:biggrin:
03-01-2012, 06:25 PM
MJbumper1121

I may dedicate some serious time to scouring youtube and vimeo for GSA's footage. I feel like Indiana Jones searching for the holy grail.
03-01-2012, 06:44 PM
SgtSkidmark

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJbumper1121

I may dedicate some serious time to scouring youtube and vimeo for GSA's footage. I feel like Indiana Jones searching for the holy grail.

Shorty thinks that's a good idea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDXBt7bRzvI
03-01-2012, 06:45 PM
Soups

Quote:

Originally Posted by PappaG

Looks like bookface beat TGR to the punch.

And make it less public? "Take it off the intrabook!!" "Fuckkkkkk myface!!" You all sound like a bunch of fucking nerds I don't want to enjoy Jager shots with while judging an amateur strip contest... speaking of which....

Actually it was posted here first by Housed back in a different thread in January. This thread was just started to consolidate the shit show of multiple sightings that happened and to hopefully document any future observations.
03-01-2012, 07:43 PM
skiski

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJbumper1121

I may dedicate some serious time to scouring youtube and vimeo for GSA's footage. I feel like Indiana Jones searching for the holy grail.

Perhaps you should ask Bif Kazim what he knows.
03-01-2012, 08:03 PM
biff chalupa

Quote:

Originally Posted by badbluto

Have you made contact or do you know of one who has?

Quote:

Originally Posted by skiski

Perhaps you should ask Bif Kazim what he knows.

"Ask yourself, why do you seek the GSA? Is it for his glory, or for yours?"

I'm a GSA prophet. I will ensure your path is just.
03-01-2012, 08:26 PM
Fortune_Cookie

I LOVE this thread.

Is there any way we can get a high-res version of the Gapercorn image? I looked into having it printed on a t-shirt, but it would be pretty small based on the size of the picture Hott Butt Mud posted.
03-01-2012, 08:35 PM
Hott Butt Mud

At first I was all like, "Damn, this thread is funny as hell. That dude is a douche."

Then I was all like, "Goddamn, the nerds really went off with this shit. Stickers and T-shirts, really?"
03-01-2012, 08:38 PM
Fortune_Cookie

So is that a no?

-nerd
03-01-2012, 08:44 PM
Hott Butt Mud

Don't have the photoshop file anymore and it was never high res to begin with.
03-01-2012, 08:59 PM
klauss

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud

Don't have the photoshop file anymore and it was never high res to begin with.

Have you been approached by him or the GSA's disciple? Your abrupt about-face on this matter has drawn the attention of the council.
03-01-2012, 09:14 PM
Son-of-Pbville

as one of the instruments GSA used to make us aware of his presence I'm pretty bummed that this made it to fuckbook simply because there are so many people that will view but not truly enjoy the glory of what the GSA is, and according to prophecy, will become. at least maggots can appreciate the GSA for his beauty.

i am afraid that too many hunters will spoil the quest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6vPRaIrvqU&feature=related
03-01-2012, 10:03 PM
misfit toy

Utopia is an ideal community or society possessing a perfect socio - politico - legal system. OR ...===...
03-01-2012, 11:18 PM
splat

Quote:

Originally Posted by misfit toy

Utopia is an ideal community or society possessing a perfect socio - politico - legal system. OR ...===...

OR...===...an ideal community or society that puts the GoPro crown on a leader with charm, determination, goals, drive and an assistant to help him put his skis on.

The spirit part is simply icing on a perfectly Utopian cake.
03-01-2012, 11:36 PM
skifishbum

I am preparing a shrine and place in the mancave for the comin of the gsa
4 I believe
03-02-2012, 01:59 AM
peds

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No! I don't want Facebook to play with my toys!

These are my toys!

I don't want to share!

Attachment 111378
03-02-2012, 02:55 AM
StuntCok

I think you are missing the point. Facebook is too public a forum, increasing the chances the GSA becomes self aware and changes his habits thus spoiling "the hunt"

Sent from my IS11CA using TGR Forums
03-02-2012, 07:15 AM
SgtSkidmark

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuntCok

I think you are missing the point. Facebook is too public a forum, increasing the chances the GSA becomes self aware and changes his habits thus spoiling "the hunt"

Sent from my IS11CA using TGR Forums

I think GSA is likely too holy for Facebook. He probably does his social networking at Nobu.

Plus, if the GSA did became aware of the online worship, he wouldn't become SELF-aware, let alone change his habits. There's only one way to train for AK, and it's the GSA way.
03-02-2012, 09:27 AM
badbluto

Ode to the Gaper Spirit Animal

You make us cry without hurting us.
I praise everything that exists within your realm,
but to me, GSA, you are
more beautiful than a bird
of dazzling feathers,
heavenly globe, platinum goblet,
unmoving dance
of the snowy wilderness
the wonders of the earth lives
in your crystalline nature.

A Believer...
03-02-2012, 10:05 AM
PassTheDutchie

Breathe Mount Superior
A Wraith, Harnessed in Go-Pro
Manhattan Shadows
03-02-2012, 10:14 AM
badbluto

Quote:

Originally Posted by PassTheDutchie

Breathe Mount Superior
A Wraith, Harnessed in Go-Pro
Manhattan Shadows

Thou art wise in the way of haiku...
03-02-2012, 11:00 AM
Canada1

A couple thoughts

1rst: Next years halloween costume is done. I just need to find a couple grand to pay for the outfit.

2nd, whom amoungst us wouldn't pay someone to be our mountain servant and put on our skis for us if we could afford it. Seriously, just to see peoples responses would be priceless.

3rd, I am my childrens man servant. How the hell did that happen?
03-02-2012, 12:23 PM
Ski to Be

Soups, You should pull this thread down & put on ice until at least another siting
03-02-2012, 02:22 PM
stuckathuntermtn

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bottleman

Don't you people have anything better to do?

Just wonderin' - cause I don't:biggrin:

Nnnnnnnope

Sent from my DROID2
03-02-2012, 02:38 PM
TBS

Let's see - he was spotted in the Wasach in late Dec, and at The Beav during Prez day weekend, right? This all points to the next sighting being during Spring Break. In Haines? Valdez? Or maybe Arctic Man in April?
03-02-2012, 04:31 PM
rockcreek

hmmmm i'd look for him @ squawlywood, next big storm, then alaska in april
03-02-2012, 04:41 PM
BrianH

High finance, high peaks
Fleeting mastery moves on
GSA endures

Unrecorded life
Not worth living, GSA
Shows us HD way

Lift line's feral grace
GSA saves us a space
balance, grace restored
03-02-2012, 04:44 PM
DeathVan

Questions that need answering:

What music inspires the GSA ?

What could you use to lure the GSA into a snare ?

Does the GSA love, and if so, who or what ?
03-02-2012, 05:21 PM
TheK12

There's only one anthem that is epic enough...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyggY_R3jU8
03-02-2012, 05:52 PM
Goatski

Saw this guy wearing a harness & avalung pack... in the BACK BOWLS of VAIL!!

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/s...g?t=1330732110

Could it be him? Lack of GoPros says no... maybe there are more like him
03-02-2012, 06:10 PM
Ice_Coaster

A lot of people wear the AvaLung so can't hate there... but a harness, especially for Vail, probably deserves some ridicule.
03-02-2012, 06:13 PM
powder11

Guess who's in Whistler! Snapped this phone cam pic about an hour ago. Couldn't believe it...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...45223546_n.jpg
03-02-2012, 06:14 PM
jamal

holy fuck

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