TR: Cougar Hunting in ASSPEN: My First Night Experience....just call me T.J. Burke

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Originally Posted by AspenCougar

whoops i meant to say, i wish raps would have been a bit more candid

and since he is spreading shit about me on the internet, i'll just add he wears tighty whities, BVDs

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Lame attempt....no donuts.

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Originally Posted by AspenCougar

whoops i meant to say, i wish raps would have been a bit more candid

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yeah, he needs to be more candid for sure. :p

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Originally Posted by AspenCougar

Wow. I am totally dumbfounded and at a complete loss of words. People in this thread are right, Aspen is a small town. I am so glad I can rely on my friends to remind me why I should stay away from young and immature guys. You try to have a little fun with someone and next thing you know they are posting your entire life story and their sexual exploits on the fucking internet! I'd hope that "Raps" would have a bit more candor.

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http://photos.imageevent.com/bluesx/...nkey-peach.jpg

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Originally Posted by f2f

http://photos.imageevent.com/bluesx/...nkey-peach.jpg

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BWHAHAHAA...

'Monkey Steals The Peach'

"followers of the Iron Hand styles immediately clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death.

Hey AspenCougar, I single handedly prevented Raps from posting your pics all over the internet. Wouldn't you say that is worth a few bj's from you and your slutty friends?

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Originally Posted by YourSupremeExcellency

Hey AspenCougar, I single handedly prevented Raps from posting your pics all over the internet. Wouldn't you say that is worth a few bj's from you and your slutty friends?

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With game like that, I can't imagine you have much success on your own.

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Originally Posted by alpinedad

With game like that, I can't imagine you have much success on your own.

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You'd be surprised at how many women are attracted to dickheads who don't give a shit and who think that "game" is beneathe them ;)

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Originally Posted by YourSupremeExcellency

You'd be surprised at how many women are attracted to dickheads who don't give a shit and who think that "game" is beneathe them ;)

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So you're into incest survivors? Nice.

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Originally Posted by YourSupremeExcellency

You'd be surprised at how many gay boys are attracted to dickheads who don't give a shit and who think that "game" is beneathe them ;),

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fixed it for ya ;)

N.B. Quoting YSE defeats my (and I presume many others) use of the ignore function. If you really can't control yourself from feeding the trolls, please dont quote them.

Thanks.

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Originally Posted by alpinedad

So you're into incest survivors? Nice.

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Yeah I guess the man who confesses to having routinely thrown parties for the type of women who expose themselves without much prodding would think that is nice.

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Originally Posted by berko

N.B. Quoting YSE defeats my (and I presume many others) use of the ignore function. If you really can't control yourself from feeding the trolls, please dont quote them.

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Sometimes it's important to call out the asswads as asswads -- if for no other reason than to clarify to casual observers who don't use ignore that they're outside the mainstream. When you do that, sometimes you need to be clear about what makes them such. That mandates quotes.

There's also a manual ignore function, by the way. In my experience, it works quite well.

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Originally Posted by alpinedad

[tangent]

Sometimes it's important to call out the asswads as asswads -- if for no other reason than to clarify to casual observers who don't use ignore that they're outside the mainstream. When you do that, sometimes you need to be clear about what makes them such. That mandates quotes.

There's also a manual ignore function, by the way. In my experience, it works quite well.

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So you still think incest is nice?

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Originally Posted by AspenCougar

Wow. I am totally dumbfounded and at a complete loss of words. People in this thread are right, Aspen is a small town. I am so glad I can rely on my friends to remind me why I should stay away from young and immature guys. You try to have a little fun with someone and next thing you know they are posting your entire life story and their sexual exploits on the fucking internet! I'd hope that "Raps" would have a bit more candor.

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That didn't take long!

Raps: Is AspenCougar a fake? Or has the coug actually hunted you down on the internet as well?

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Originally Posted by supermodel159

Is AspenCougar a fake?

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My money's on fake, because I don't think she would've chosen that name. But I could be wrong.

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Originally Posted by rideit

YSE=tool of the week!

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Your username is "ride it" and I'M the tool???

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Originally Posted by YourSupremeExcellency

Your username is "ride it" and I'M the tool???

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SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

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Originally Posted by YourSupremeExcellency

Hey AspenCougar, I single handedly prevented Raps from posting your pics all over the internet. Wouldn't you say that is worth a few bj's from you and your slutty friends?

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If you bothered to look at the SEC's divsion of SFCER (sexual favor currency and exchange rate), you'd know that, adjusted for inflation, she owes you 2 blow jobs, 1 tittyfuck, and 1 rim job.

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Originally Posted by SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING MORON

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

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That's all you got? You must be schooled in the same line of arguement as rideit.

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Originally Posted by YourSupremeExcellency

That's all you got? You must be schooled in the same line of arguement as rideit.

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1. A perfect argument is an argument that persuades everyone who understands the language in which it is formed of its conclusion. [1]
2. If YourSupremeExcellency exists, then there is a perfect argument for his existence. [2]
3. But in fact no argument exists that persuades everyone who understands the language in which it is formed of YourSupremeExellency's existence.
4. Therefore, YourSupremeExellency does not exist.


so - SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

ok, i think you're the 4th STFU, and the worst. Paging the original, numero uno STFUYFM!!!! Stat!!!

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Originally Posted by Jim S

If you bothered to look at the SEC's divsion of SFCER (sexual favor currency and exchange rate), you'd know that, adjusted for inflation, she owes you 2 blow jobs, 1 tittyfuck, and 1 rim job.

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Actually, I think you messed up the calculation a smidge. It looks like you adjusted up for inflation, rather than down. Easy mistake.

^^ Seriously, where did that guy go? Always had perfect timing in the thread.

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Originally Posted by SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING MORON

1. A perfect argument is an argument that persuades everyone who understands the language in which it is formed of its conclusion. [1]
2. If YourSupremeExcellency exists, then there is a perfect argument for his existence. [2]
3. But in fact no argument exists that persuades everyone who understands the language in which it is formed of YourSupremeExellency's existence.
4. Therefore, YourSupremeExellency does not exist.


so - SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

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So if I don't exist then you are arguing with yourself???

Fags argue with those who don't exist
YSE does not exist
You argue with YSE
You are a fag

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Originally Posted by GapersGoHome

^^ Seriously, where did that guy go? Always had perfect timing in the thread.

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+ 1





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Well, there goes Page #14, thanks to YourSupremeExcellency....

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Originally Posted by GapersGoHome

Well, there goes Page #14, thanks to YourSupremeExcellency....

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Aren't you going to thank my supporting cast?

You guys took an all-timer and turned it into a cunt war. Thanks.

Raps, any updates?

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Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater

You guys took an all-timer and turned it into a cunt war. Thanks.

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You've got a point. And given your now-legendary Star Wars post, I think you've got second dibs on this thread after Raps.

Um, if Aspencougar is indeed real, wouldn't immediate posting of any and all the photos be in order?:tongue:

Just checking ...

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Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater

You guys took an all-timer and turned it into a cunt war. Thanks.

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Yes seriously......

First off - Rev, that post still has me laughing.......you should write a book.....

Second - Obviously AspenCougar is a troll because that was a super lame attempt........AND she was just over here stroking my thigh :biggrin:


Updates.....lets see, not to exciting because i have come down with a bad cold, maybe even the flu.......umm guess who had it last week? Yeah so now i'm sick and out of commission for a few days.....

However, i did have a nice bowl of chicken noodle soup with her this afternoon on the couch.....

We were watching TV and some ad with a dominatrix comes on and she starts up the whole role play and fantasy thing.......yeah i guess she has a closet full of sex outfits.....even freakin Xena warrior princess! So now i gotta figure out who to be?

And she started talkin bout ummm tying me up to my bed posts :eek: and what my "stop" codename would be.....she said she usually goes with butterfly.....

Agh i need more dayQ to get me back in the game.......

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Originally Posted by Raps

And she started talkin bout ummm tying me up to my bed posts :eek: and what my "stop" codename would be.....

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it's called the "safeword" and you better make sure you remember it!

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Originally Posted by Raps

yeah i guess she has a closet full of sex outfits.....even freakin Xena warrior princess! So now i gotta figure out who to be?

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Originally Posted by Raps

Updates.....lets see, not to exciting because i have come down with a bad cold, maybe even AIDS or some other STD resistant to every known antibiotic.......umm guess who had it last week? Yeah so now i'm sick and out of commission for a few days.....



Agh i need more dayQ and penicillin to get me back in the game.......

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Fixed it for you, hope your sack doesn't fall off.

Heh ... 46 years old ... fucking since 16 ... that's 30 years ... times 6 Raps-type mountain guys per year = git 'er done!

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Originally Posted by Raps

We were watching TV and some ad with a dominatrix comes on and she starts up the whole role play and fantasy thing.......yeah i guess she has a closet full of sex outfits.....even freakin Xena warrior princess! So now i gotta figure out who to be?

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Don't forget your sword...

http://www3.iath.virginia.edu/Barbar...ays/conan1.jpg

...or if you're of slimmer stature and there's a tanning salon nearby...

http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/04/conan_5.jpg

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Originally Posted by Raps

And she started talkin bout ummm tying me up to my bed posts :eek: and what my "stop" codename would be.....she said she usually goes with butterfly.....

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Make sure you don't end up like:

1. George Costanza when he got robbed by that lady he met on the subway

2. This friend of a friend of mine in Norway. He ended up home with a chick who had been screwed over (in more than one way) too many times by guys who never called her back. They went back to his place, he was still living with his parents. She tied him to the bed, straddled him, took a dump on his stomach and left him there for his parents to find him in the morning.

#20 out of 217,000 on google :FIREdevil


http://www.google.com/search?q=couga...&start=10&sa=N

#9 hit on my google search.

Raps, get better, I want to experience the cougar den.