wait, it's a kicking competition? That changes everything. Chimps are not good kickers.Quote:
Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn
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wait, it's a kicking competition? That changes everything. Chimps are not good kickers.Quote:
Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn
Dude’s gonna win, he’s got heart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skidog
Well sorry SUF.....my money is on the chimp. Luv ya though brahQuote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
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Will his Dad take him to the ER after the chimp bites his face off?Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
I don’t know man, they just haven’t been the same since Lloyd Carr retired.Quote:
Originally Posted by ötzi
- a sad Michigan fan
The Einhorn of the ape world?Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
You guys should be worried about the chimp that’s gonna get trashed. PETA’ll be all up in arms.Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
In contrast to SUF, who'll be down with no arms.
Maybe his Dad can get a good trade in for the Bronco?Quote:
Originally Posted by ötzi
Might pay for the boy's TBI.
fucking spot on call back dude…..Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
based on the previously stated history of er avoidance, there will probably be a delay between the “ripping off” of the face and the treatment of said face ripping.
Though, it must be noted that past performance is not A guarantee of future profits.
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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
And I could kill a Wolverine. Might have a few bites and scratches but I would stomp that fucker.
Back to the chimp match, am I allowed a holy hand grenade?
Chimp probably fell further from the tree than SUF.Quote:
Originally Posted by m2711c
I call dibs on the worldwide video rights to this event
As long as I get the Commander’s and retain the rights to the story, video is all yers.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
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This is a matchup I would definitely pay to see.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
^^^Dibs on the world wide broadcast rights as well!
This one will be really good. Wolverines will chase brown bears off a kill
Bo was Michigan. Lloyd made sure they beat tOSU for a decade plus. Things were consistent until Lloyd left.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
I have no illusions about them beating tOSU this year. Or a team of chimps.
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Originally Posted by PNWbrit
If I had to go to battle with a chimp, I certainly wouldn't want it to be in a cage. That's like 4d chess at that point.
Good point. It’ll have to be plexi glass I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
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I don't think that hyperbaric treatment worked at all or that punch you took to the forehead as a butt loader is still fogging up your mind. Maybe you can start wrestling bears in Montana for beer money next year ?Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
#fetalpositioncrying4mommyin20secs
And that’s just a 20 pound monkey
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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UosZTuPDzhA
God damned if this isn't one of the real reasons we need a simple like button around here, I don't know what is.Quote:
Originally Posted by ötzi
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Nope....you'll lose that one too. might live though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
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Wolverine vs chimp would be an interesting matchup
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