Drinks in liver. - Check.
WAlking around toun with backapack full of booze - Check.
Getting good and hammered druing a full on whiteout blizard- Check.
Sleep now, ski tomorrow.
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Drinks in liver. - Check.
WAlking around toun with backapack full of booze - Check.
Getting good and hammered druing a full on whiteout blizard- Check.
Sleep now, ski tomorrow.
I drank more than I did trying to find my future ex-girlfriend.
And i meant to post this PF clip but was too ubriacco to do so otherwise:
What's Fonzie like?
kan't belive your still kciken. Noice work! audefox5000g
So Im all funked up riht now, and my old aldy is sleepin, and i'm on the couch wiht the dog again. She pissed and Im like woman, you with me for alomst 15 years, and by now yoy u gott aknow, that Im cutting loose once adn a while.
I haert vodka tonics too, but i dont eat good when im spe r drubk I nede to cut back, but its not like I go out all the itmer. I acn walk to taco bell, but its avout 5 miles aawya.
i blacked out last night at 10pm. a new low for me.
You must not drink much or enough. There's no shame in enjoying yourself. At least thats what I tell myself. Those around me seem to think differently though. Killjoys!Quote:
Originally Posted by mc_roon
i drink way to much. But, normally i spread it out over an entire night, not a 2 hour period. I had a fantastic time last night, i just wish i could remember it. :biggrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Crass3000
It is hard to post a truly drunk post (for me, at least)... as there is always the "back" button...
But a true sign of "drunk" is the drunken phone call. I arranged a totally awesome gathering at my house without even knowing it last night!!!
Bodhi... it was great to see you and Dude again! Maggie loved Dude's company and we loved yours!
I love drunk phone calls!!!! (even though I don't remember making one... we ended up with almost 20 people at our house for dinner last night!... including AtomicBoy!)
Happy vino!
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Fudk!
In bspeak gernam
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One fool brought the music for the yams
But Ice Cube had more amps, get in bitch
Cause I had the jam on
And I don't want to hear shit about a tampon
Give me the nappy and make me happy
The hoe said 'Pappy could you slap me
on the ass hard and fast
and could please try not to leave a gash?'
I said yeah, but I don't play sex
When I'm putting on the latex
Slipped on the condom
Fucked around and dropped the bomb son
And it came out sort of like confetti
In for the night, no longer steady mobbin
Thought I would just refreshen this post since I`m drinking with divegirl right now,BWAAAA!Quote:
Originally Posted by divegirl
Death Certificate fucking owns.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pow4Brains
Very nice!! [/borat
HOLY SHUT!!! When I have to go postning for the "get durn, post as much as you can" cpost and I ant't find it I KNOW there is troub;e/// (especiaZ;l.ly bwecause even without a delete button I know when I hit the wrong keys....)
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Okay... the prior was "stream of consciousnes... with no "back-button"... ANYWAY....let me say that I was disturbed to find that when I went searching for this thread, there were MANY different threads (on ALL the forums) that came up when I typed in "get drunk, post as much as you can" in the search bar...
Does that mean that EVERYONE is drunk???
^^^ You took care of your val-man-tine duties tonight right? If not, you only have about 1-1/2 hours left.... see this post if you forgot. Might be too late to try and cook a steak.
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=79897
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fck. got5tra work inda moern, shit,
one more mjito iwl nt hutr.
35 ber wakll....34 gotal go.
Middle-aged people boasting about being fucked up...
I like Makers Mark and Ginger ale and I am not yet mid aged
All naked middle aged women please come to my house tonight...and any young naked woman can also come...hell, if you are over 50 and want to bare your ass, come to my pad tonight (PM ME!!)...pool is open, bar is open (outdoor and indoor and FULLY stocked with everything--if I cannot make it, I will go buy the ingredient, fireplace is lit, candles and incense, and a couple good looking drunk dudes to meet your fancies...
I am getting drunk tonight!
Looks like:
-Mojitos
-Blue margies
-Brain hemorages
-Jager Bombs
-Adios Mother Fuckers
-Tom Collins
....
I was just jealous and bitter when I posted before, cause I couldn't drink. Blue margies? Now I am EXTREMELY jealous and bitter! :D
Enjoy!
I haven't been here for al long time and was wondreing hon many beers were still on the wall. Didn't take ling to find out. Oh shoit, I think I might be gettint a drunk call soon after reading someones latest post. 33 beer are still on the wall? You fucking slackerdx!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bodhi
Shi if Iwaz U I wouldnnn evennn post shit onn here when yoiu're that buzzed.
Fug it.
hic
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32......s.s.sa..s.se.s.sw.s.s.ws.w.s.ws.w.s.r.f.rt .tg.yhu.uy.y..h.y.h.y..jk.k.k
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Originally Posted by WhiteLight
blu
i wanna twizler
mad it til sunrise. eggs...
^^^No bacon? WTF?
I've never even looked at this thrd, but I think my time has come to post in tyhis histotric piice of shit. We've been drinking....black label on the rocks is my friend.
Whistler in 9 days bitches!!!:yourock: :yourock:
stoked. brong on the the lemon drops:cool:
It be brong!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bluebird
http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/BringItOnBigPic.jpg
Lemon drops. Whistler. You are KILLING me, here! (Enjoy!)
Dunst is a Jersey girl...good shit. :fm:
dilapitaedd peeps..:) :cool:
Fuckup i am, feell asleeep las sat on viva couch makin drunkdials with the phon still in me hand...only madi tithru half th adreess book of conctacts...alwyas toniught or this w/e...
paz,
d.
tonite was bowling ntie so i got drunk and bowled so now i can offically post int he drunk posting thread with out the aid of the backspace button i love whtie russiona i am not to durnk cuz i had to drive home now its time to smoke some erba nd go to sleep
Herbs, White Russians, Bowling...hmmmmmm. I'd abide by that grouping.
peace,
D.
Oh my sogh... I just posted a hugeee post and then realixed I want' logged in. Anyway, I swear that the almigghty "backspace buttojn" is off limits tongiht... but anyway, what I was asaying in y precious post was that I LOVE mint...no.. htaat wasn't it, I don't rembember what my point uwas. and not hitting the dreadled bakbutton and going to post.
I'll be back with my point later.. I think it had something to do twith staying home to work on fuFUCKING homework instead of heading up north for the weekend...l GOD i hate trying to better myself through eduction!!!!
The backspace buttojn is my favorite buttojn of all!Quote:
Originally Posted by asandygal
still kina drunk
but still feel like a buncha east coast lift riders don't get it
yup still kinda drunk
waitn' for you
iiiiiiim drunk
gots to work in the mornin at 830 am
its 230 am
shiz bitch
last time i was black out drunk was otn new yearss eave
got up teh next mronin and wnte skinning/skiing. it was the shitd for beng hungoer. turnagain psass kicks asssss
now that ia m drunk i can post that the tema we bowled tonite cheated suns of bitches they brought in a ringer to beat us. regardless that we are the loudest drunkest team in the league they ar e cheaters nad sober bitches god damn it now my friend si saying that he is taller is cuz hes a douchebag he is asyint that i dont get some pussy bvcoauese im drunk he just threw a pillow at me what a fagnozzel anyway im drunk good nite bitches and his wife julie is a bad ass cook and a stupid ass nozzel who dey bitches just kidding about the stupid ass nozzel she kicks ass cuz im drunk and anything i eat right now is going to taste delicious. she is mad now but i don't care cuz she s not the boss of me . just farted on her i love being drunk.n ow they are talking about her ripping ass in his face while he was going down on her its fucking funny i love being drunk she dropped a brown dragon all overhis faceal regioan he likes germna shiza videos i love this place iam drunk she punched him in the balls and he ripped ass on her now he says hes gonna vom i cant stop laughing oh it hurts he says as he is currled up on the floor writhing in agony that only a wife can provide good nite all tlak to you tomarrow:yourock: :yourock:
I swear to god I had the worst hockey game of my life tonight. missed passes, mishandled the puck on a breakaway, shot into the goaltenders chest like 5 times. mean time everybody else is flying around passing and scoring like the fucking red wings. I was in the way more then I was even usefult tonight.
playinjg with people who are much mcuch better than you is a bad idea sometimes. I was so stupid to spend my time skiing in michigan where being a good skier is totally fucking stupid and worthless instead of learning to play hockey right which would have paid for college and probably led to a real decent job instead of this bullshit ski bum scraping by horseshit.
this is why I drink at 3am.
I swear sometimes I wish I'd just get hit by a bus. OK. I'm done.