BOOMTOWN58 is still bitter that it took him 58 tries to register w/ TGR.Quote:
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BOOMTOWN58 is still bitter that it took him 58 tries to register w/ TGR.Quote:
Originally Posted by BOOMTOWN58
Boomtown, after 58 sleepless days, realizes that Wasatch is not the cool place like the brochure advertised.
Stone-free is convinced that deviated johnson's are handsome..
Utarded lives in the compound of a texas cult dedicated to seceding from "Texas" as their own sovereign nation.
Steve is really 5'6 and 135#, and a strict vegan.... just his alter-ego is really, really big.
Tacoma Luv really drives a Yugo.
teledave loves his secret quiver of AT equipment.
Steve enjoys water-ballet.
Andy_B wishes that the guy in the leather would let him be on top for once.
Adam "squeels like a pig" every time he hears dueling banjos....
Massliberal is actually a Texas Conservative slumming with "the retards."
Tippster got turned down for an anchor position because he has a face for radio.
shmerham once tried to penetrate a toaster.
JWelch was actually JFeltch in a former life....
Stone free fantasizes about being the person on looker's left in his avatar.
Irul actually IS that person.
Tipp whacks off to upskirts of Condi Rice.
Irul's hand is trying to divorce him for spousal abuse.
Irul wants to move back to Bayonne.
Aldo attaches his powder straps to his balls.
It's very safe to state that K-Stormchaser has a very, very leaky anus. What's not so safe to state is what is leaking from said anus.
Uber's deepest darkest secret is he secretly feels that Sacramento is "too close" to the mountains. He is very afraid of mountains.
P Mc Poser is worried that people in California really are cooler than folks in Nevada.
Sea2ski cries himself to sleep every night knowing that he doesn't ever have snow capped mountains to wake up while at home. :wink:
McPoser falls off the T-Bar, Frequently.
MassLiberal listens to Rush Limbaugh, and has posters of Anne Coulter in his cubicle.
Mass Liberal is really Sean Hannity
MRW is always late with everything
P McPoser was the dentist that didnt recommend trident
Humble feels Lithium and the Gospel Hour gives him the strength to face each new day...
neither unstoned nor without fees....
Acostiga is looking for someone to cuddle with, unfortunately the local sherriff took his girlfriend back to Mr. Johnson's ranch.
Tippster makes no one famous anymore.
McPoser is the Girl with the Most Cake.
MarsB wishes he was that girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarsB
Squatch has starred as the "bottom" in a double anal movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squatch
rontele can't dunk
Tex1230's avatar is in fact a self-portrait.
Tippster has a smaller penis than Jamie Lee Curtis
...yet it's still larger than Rontele's.