Sure. But could the Bath Salts Shark beat up a chimp? What if the chimp also had access to Bath Salts?Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
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Sure. But could the Bath Salts Shark beat up a chimp? What if the chimp also had access to Bath Salts?Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
Im pretty sure the SyFi channel already made this movieQuote:
Originally Posted by JayPowHound
Well I thought I was exaggerating but…Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
(And it was the CW)
Looks like Discovery has a lot to think about before next year’s Shark Week.
I watched a little last night and I think I found where the sharks are getting all that cocaine from:Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
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That guy definitely kills people then dresses up in a shark costume and eats them.
Yo Dickie, got any of that good white shark?
don’t try that in an upstate town…
fact.
Lol. Earlier today I would have had no clue what this sly reference meant, but then I saw an article from today that mentioned Jason Isbell who I like and then read about some beef some country singer started with him about another country singer's song that paints rural America as a bunch of terrified MAGA-dolts, but then here we are.Quote:
Originally Posted by m2711c
Thank you internet.
Now, on to Cocaine Sharks.
If Dickie isn’t a cohost on cocaine sharks I’m going to be a little pissed off
I flipped on whatever show was on last night and there was a bunch of people in the Bahamas trying to tag/sample hammerheads (at night in some cases) and there was this one dude and his freediver wife, who, for the life of me, I can't figure out how she'd freedive shit with the pair of PFDs she had strapped on.
Just once I want to see one of these Jackass idiots bitten by a shark. Not killed but maybe a lost foot or part of an arm. The satisfaction would be real.
Shark bites Jackass star Poopies:Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
https://youtu.be/OEVtwlNZnu0
If you’re afraid of being bitten by a shark, you better stay out of NYC.
https://commonplacefacts.com/2021/12...s-than-sharks/
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…more than ten times as many New Yorkers end up with a fellow New Yorker’s teeth piercing their flesh each year than the global number of shark attack victims.
Sharks are the dogs of the oceanQuote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Man's best ravaging consumer?
Although, they are both scavengers.
More sharks and more shark attacks due to warming oceans sucks. But, it's also going to suck as river and lake waters warm and alligators spread farther north. We're right on the edge where every other summer a gator shows up in a nearby lake.. blamed as a pet released but I'm not so sure about that. 100 miles south and they're definitely thriving..
That's it. Sharkgators. When it happens we are all fucked.
I'd like to think that if the Aussies have figured out a way to live with murderous Great Whites in their oceans, Bulls in their rivers and saltwater crocs and every other type of killer animal and insect on land that we can too.
Maybe.
Land Sharks?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kenny Satch
I, for one, welcome our Snapping Turtle Overlords.
Gee, sounds great, where do I sign up?Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
“It has more things that will kill you than anywhere else. Of the world's ten most poisonous snakes, all are Australian. Five of its creatures - the funnel web spider, box jellyfish, blue-ringed octopus, paralysis tick, and stonefish - are the most lethal of their type in the world. This is a country where even the fluffiest of caterpillars can lay you out with a toxic nip, where seashells will not just sting you but actually sometimes go for you. ... If you are not stung or pronged to death in some unexpected manner, you may be fatally chomped by sharks or crocodiles, or carried helplessly out to sea by irresistible currents, or left to stagger to an unhappy death in the baking outback. It's a tough place.”
Goddamn South Pacific Floridians
“They spend half of any conversation insisting that the country's dangers are vastly overrated and that there's nothing to worry about, and the other half telling you how six months ago their Uncle Bob was driving to Mudgee when a tiger snake slid out from under the dashboard and bit him on the groin, but that it's okay now because he's off the life support machine and they've discovered he can communicate with eye blinks.”
Lol.
Add to that the entire family tree is descended from criminals and you've got yourself a real Wallaby Darned!
All hail Ixukwantuporph, greatest of all greatshells.Quote:
Originally Posted by PB
Perhaps.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brownski
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Originally Posted by Kenny Satch
Candygram.
Today they'd say something about your car's extended warranty...Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Watched that last night.Quote:
Originally Posted by m2711c
Pretty good and well made. Basically the seals moved in and the sharks followed. Things are different than they used to be and the old timers are mad they can’t get rid of the seals because of the Marine Mammal Protection Act.
But holy hell, I would not be swimming there.
Those are all the beaches I was posting pictures from a few weeks ago. Crazy how much the whole atmosphere down there has changed, even relative to 5 years ago. It just keeps ramping up every year.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
HahQuote:
Originally Posted by PB
Alligator Snapping Turtles
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Originally Posted by m2711c
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Originally Posted by AK47bp
That's crazy; I can't imagine what it would be like to have a beach/vacation region that I'm very familiar with turned on its head because of a massive shift in the ecology of the area that included a marked increase in Great White/human interaction. That has to be interesting/fascinating/scary all the same time, Jimmy.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
Hate the old timer's attitude regarding the marine mammal protection act; people who are shortsighted in general to animal protection laws (looking at you MT governor) annoy me.
I'll have to watch that.
The app seems pretty cool, they tagged like 200 Great Whites there and you get updates on your phone. Problem is they estimate there are over 400 Great Whites there.
Not that we haven’t destroyed the seas with overfishing
But I’m rooting for the sharks.
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It is widely known that seals eat between 6%-8% of their body weight in fish per day. Which doesn’t seem like all that much. Now let’s scale it a bit. How much fish will 10,000 seals eat in a day? Well, if those 10,000 seals weigh 500 pounds each, they would consume 350,000 lbs. of fish per day or 2.45 million pounds of fish per week.
I'm gonna wait to form an opinion on the seals until AK Rover or David Witherspoon weighs in with their 2c.
All we need to do is give the seals guns.. Then they eat the sharks, problem solved! DUH!
Psssh. 6-8% of body weight is weak. I can do that at an all you can eat sushi placeQuote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
Don’t the South Africans put out anti- shark nets around the swimming areas on their beaches? Has anybody tried that here or we just not there yet?
dude, we got 'bout three thousand aspirin deaths per year in the usa an no one gives a shit... but a couple a sharks get lucky at dinner time and it's all "lets build a damn shark wall" time 'round here?... sheesh.