That’s it...it’s time to play G.O.T.O.S.

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for the record, the bucket seats, console and shifter make Porsches a less than optimal place to get yer dick sucked.

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Sig worthy

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Originally Posted by MTT

I thought about this one. I don't think this is in the spirit of the thread. That vanagon. Looks legit. I suspect it belongs to people who actually go out in the boone's and camp and shit.

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The fact that they are 2 states and at least 1,100 miles from their home state, out near Joshua Tree, does give this theory some credibility.

Some of y’all ain’t never been to Moab and it shows.

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not the Whole Foods parking lot, but with the antenna you can’t see I think this douche from two weeks ago is at a 5.

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Some of y’all ain’t never been to Moab and it shows.

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training for Moab...this is the gaper vehicle thread

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“Carbon-fiber vinyl film wrapped PVC tubes
Simplified opening and mounting features
Color choices: white and black for tubes
Color choices: white and black for metal frames
$1,190 for 4 tubes”

Carbon vinyl wrap??
It’s a pvc drain pipe rack. For twelve hundo??.

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They are not selling ski racks. They are selling common sense tests. Eat the rich.

Topic-adjacent stoke:

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Originally Posted by ski-wpk

Didn’t read the whole thread but this is an easy win for Boulder mags. I see at least half dozen high-point trucks at school drop off every morning, then another half dozen on the 5 mile drive home. Toyota and Lexus are the GOTOS of choice around these parts.

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In the name of Truckee California, I disagree. While some of our stuff gets used, we are the posergrounds for the entire Bay Area.

Our Range Rover/tesla/sprinter density is second to none, currently.

Keep Tahoe GOTOS ?

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for the record, the bucket seats, console and shifter make Porsches a less than optimal place to get yer dick sucked.

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Quoted for truth, however persistence on the passenger side can lead to success. Know what else causes trouble? Freeway construction. True story, I was cruising across the salt flats on the way to wendover for an autocross in my old mr2 turbo, and despite the bucket seats, large center console (hehe) and stick shift, my passenger was doing great. Just fantastic, when things took a turn for the worse. Freeway construction! Cones appeared out of nowhere, lane narrowed onto the rumble strip and shoulder. Lane shifts, cones, ack. Fail.

sent from Utah.

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South Routt?

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Correct. That is one block from my house

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Here is my submission for Verdi.
It is parked within a mile of several dirt roads.
Sneaky cuz it has lots of drawers to store stuff.
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I guess I don't get what the problem with a box on a Porsche is. Fast fun car to drive, ya got a box for when you ski, take it off when yer back home.
Neighbor of mine a long time ago would mount the ski rack on his car in November, go skiing once in the winter, and take the thing off in May. moron

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Here is my submission for Verdi.
It is parked within a mile of several dirt roads.
Sneaky cuz it has lots of drawers to store stuff.

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Hmm, I would assign it 1 point for the chunky tires/lift, 1 for the brushguard, 1 for the roofrack over the cab, and 1 for whatever that is hanging on the back. It does seem more a Gorp in the Truck or Sprinter rather than Gorp on the Truck or Sprinter though.

Sorry I. The picture they had come out and were in it. There were traction plates. Gas/water cans on the back. Along with a big metal lock box. Winch up front with clean shovel. It appears to be a well appointed 4x4 motor home

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Sorry I. The picture they had come out and were in it. There were traction plates. Gas/water cans on the back. Along with a big metal lock box. Winch up front with clean shovel. It appears to be a well appointed 4x4 motor home

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Oh man, sorry about that. I underestimated your points substantially! :)

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Here is my submission for Verdi.
It is parked within a mile of several dirt roads.
Sneaky cuz it has lots of drawers to store stuff.
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Mitsubishi Fuso chassis Earthcruiser. Not many yrs ago they cost $250k, now the #covid #vanlife trend has them starting at 370k I believe.

Not really designed for 65+ mph cruising across N Nevada etc. Mitsubishi is pulling out of North American truck market but that announcement didn’t seem to dent the earth cruiser pricing.

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Mitsubishi Fuso chassis Earthcruiser. Not many yrs ago they cost $250k, now the #covid #vanlife trend has them starting at 370k I believe.

Not really designed for 65+ mph cruising across N Nevada etc. Mitsubishi is pulling out of North American truck market but that announcement didn’t seem to dent the earth cruiser pricing.

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You know, I thought there was a mercedes benz logo buried behind the winch. But I believe you are right. A Mitsubishi! Couple driving looked to be in their 60's. Flip flops all-around

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You know, I thought there was a mercedes benz logo buried behind the winch. But I believe you are right. A Mitsubishi! Couple driving looked to be in their 60's. Flip flops all-around

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Those Mitsu' Fusos ain't no Unimog.

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Here is my submission for Verdi.
It is parked within a mile of several dirt roads.
Sneaky cuz it has lots of drawers to store stuff.
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Sorry I. The picture they had come out and were in it. There were traction plates. Gas/water cans on the back. Along with a big metal lock box. Winch up front with clean shovel. It appears to be a well appointed 4x4 motor home

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Looks like the EXP which has a toilet inboard, but external shower.

A former client resided two blocks from EarthCruiser's Galactic HQ. There were some amazing models in their lot from time-time.

MTT - Were spare tires showing on the back? That seems to be standard configuration, then the boxes & cans get added behind those. But with all of that, you have to put bikes, yaks, etc on the roof. Which on that popup roof, presents its own set of challenges and cost.

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Mitsubishi Fuso chassis Earthcruiser. Not many yrs ago they cost $250k, now the #covid #vanlife trend has them starting at 370k I believe.

Not really designed for 65+ mph cruising across N Nevada etc. Mitsubishi is pulling out of North American truck market but that announcement didn’t seem to dent the earth cruiser pricing.

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I think you can still pick up a base FX (incl GORP) for less than $300K.
I like how they position these as an alternative to a cabin in the woods, except you can go more places
Here's a gallery of the interiors. https://earthcruiser.com/vehicles/earthcruiser/
Seems a little more cramped than a tiny house.

They are coming out with a camper mounted on an F350 (or comparable GM or Ram) chassis.

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any points for strange announcement of your engine type on the windshield?
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any points for strange announcement of your engine type on the windshield?
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Points will then be assigned according to the diameter of exhaust. Additional bonus points will be awarded per hole sawzalled in sheet metal to route the exhaust systems.

Rednecks also strap a lotta different things to their trucks but not like how the modern overlandnerds do that’s for sure. I like the idea of using beaver pelts instead of traction pads though, I wonder if rotopax makes an attachment for them?

And how many points is this one?

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Rednecks also strap a lotta different things to their trucks but not like how the modern overlandnerds do that’s for sure. I like the idea of using beaver pelts instead of traction pads though, I wonder if rotopax makes an attachment for them?

And how many points is this one?

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That
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Amazing.

Just the hours of taxidermy. And
Hours more to mount it.

And driving a huge rig with zero purpose
Other than carrying dead shit.
Wow.

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Rednecks also strap a lotta different things to their trucks but not like how the modern overlandnerds do that’s for sure. I like the idea of using beaver pelts instead of traction pads though, I wonder if rotopax makes an attachment for them?

And how many points is this one?

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Meth. Lots and lots. Only way that happens

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Rednecks also strap a lotta different things to their trucks but not like how the modern overlandnerds do that’s for sure. I like the idea of using beaver pelts instead of traction pads though, I wonder if rotopax makes an attachment for them?

And how many points is this one?

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Jer?

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Well fuck me with a pick axe.

That set up needs to be photoshopped all the way down the side. Are they a overlander or landscaper?

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That's my hood. I would put up the WRV against any place on earth for Sprinter per Capita. It is absolutely wild.

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Rednecks also strap a lotta different things to their trucks but not like how the modern overlandnerds do that’s for sure. I like the idea of using beaver pelts instead of traction pads though, I wonder if rotopax makes an attachment for them?

And how many points is this one?

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Absolutely fantastic.

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Holy chick magnet.

Needs truck nutz. How many points would that add?

sent from Utah.

Guess the Capitol attack dude wasn't hard to track down with that rig.

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Needs truck nutz. How many points would that add?

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I'm sure they're in there somewhere.

Where does this one fit in this game?

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1974 Pinzgauer - Well Equipped High Mobility All Terrain Vehicle - $35,000 (Rifle)

https://westslope.craigslist.org/cto...309783539.html

Overpriced unless your thing is overlanding locally at low speeds.

It's very confusing because, on the one hand, there's a deer butt on the rear of the vehicle, which makes sense, but on the other hand, there is a deer head right next to it facing backwards.
I'm with MTT. Meth. If whoever drives that has all their teeth, I'd be very surprised.

That’s got to smell pretty bad after some rain

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Needs truck nutz. How many points would that add?

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Depends. Store bought Nutz or plain old taxidermy nuts?

I guess we need to expand the acronym to GOTOSOV (...or Volvo). I think a bonus point is warranted for the original Euro plate covered by the Washington one.
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I bet you could launch that thing at least 350' into a Minnesota lake

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I guess we need to expand the acronym to GOTOSOV (...or Volvo). I think a bonus point is warranted for the original Euro plate covered by the Washington one.
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If that had a wincvh up front I would be impressed. Still that is sumthin.