I thought you were gonna mix it up? How about a "jeez o' peets" or "Holy cripes!" every so often?Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
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I thought you were gonna mix it up? How about a "jeez o' peets" or "Holy cripes!" every so often?Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
Head Coach Kevin Stefanski and two other coaches and two other players have tested positive for COVID-19 and will be out for playoff game against Steelers
Well, it was really fun celebrating the playoff birth but now it looks as if the season is over. Great run boys. You went 11-5 on the season and like 4-24 against COVID.
Not helping.
Now reports are that the players are a WR and an OL.
We don't need those, nah, we good.
Twitter says it’s Baker.
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I've never been attuned to the Browns other than: long history of badness and achieving the "loveable loser" status.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
But btwn yours and EW's posts, I really have to say: YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
Do they file any "History of the Cleveland Browns" books in the fiction section...just bc no one would believe there could possibly believe this much futility and bad luck belongs with any one group of people?
Adam Schefter anyway
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Starting LG Joel Bitonio and WR Kha'darrel Hodge per ESPN.
Just wait till contact tracing expands this list. What about Stillers too? They just played them, surely there might be some positives there too?
Just hope everyone's healthy, what a shitshow.
Just stopped by to say
goddamnitgoddamnitgoddamnitgoddamnitgoddamnit
Ok, see ya in a bit.
I think the fans have reached a new stage in the grief process. Last caller I heard said, "how incredible would it be if the Browns went on the road to Pittsburgh, down 7 players due to Covid, down several starters to injury, down a HEAD COACH and other position coaches due to Covid, and STILL won the game? Good news is they'd get all those guys back the next week!"Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
I want whatever is in that guy's drink.
not mine but got good chuckle out of this one....
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good luck browns
Love it. On the podium and no fucks left behind.Quote:
Originally Posted by hawkgt
GO BROWNS.
Drag racing with weed in the car during the playoffs. Hopefully they weren't passing the joint and spreading more corona. I'm guessing they swallowed the J which is a smart move in the situation.
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...ed-drag-racing
I hope OBJ doesn't start handing out covid infested $100 bills to the rookies, that could take out more players.
Also, Higgins might want to hire a better PR person:
On Tuesday evening, Higgins posted on Twitter that his "foot slipped," in regard to the drag racing citation, before deleting the tweet. He also posted he "was tryna get away from Covid," before deleting that tweet, as well.
While any behavior like that is I’ll advised, this is a weak non-story. 80 in a 60 pfft. Anyone who has ever driven in Ohio knows that there’s a state trooper running radar every half mile and that speed limits are stupid low - revenue enhancement.
The joint is a bone head move too, whoever had it; but the cop destroyed it on his body cam. Any one of us would expect the same treatment these days.
It’s a $150 speeding ticket and weak ass reporting going for the “oh look how the Browns f’d up now” angle.
Something doesn't compute here. "Drag racing" and "80mph?" What the hell were they drag racing, Vespas?
No no no. “Drag racing” goes with “suspected joint”, not “80 mph.”Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
See? Makes more sense.
Pah-leeze. Four straight super bowl appearences resulting in four straight losses proves definitively that WNY has disappointment on lock.Quote:
Originally Posted by smartyiak
The two franchises, and cities, share more than just grey skies and seasonal affective disorder.Quote:
Originally Posted by huckbucket
Let's call em kindred losers. Brothers from a loser mother if you will.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Hey, I hear ya, you've had it tough. But you clearly don't know the Brown's history if you want to challenge for the title.Quote:
Originally Posted by huckbucket
Even the NFL themselves makes fun of us. They ranked the "Pain" of each fan base. They said 6 of the top 7 were hard. But not number 1. It was Cleveland. The quote that starts the article "How could it be anyone else?"
And this was written in 2015 - BEFORE Cleveland went 0-16 and 1-15 in consecutive years. BEFORE the Kitchens fire.
God we suck.
https://www.nfl.com/news/pain-rankin...p3000000503270
Edit: I like this quote: "The jury is very much out on recent first-round picks Justin Gilbert, Barkevious Mingo, and, of course, Johnny Manziel."
That aged well.
LOL, that's great.
So many first round busts.
Myles, Baker, Denzel, and Jedrick seem to be working out pretty damned well though. Steal of second rounders has to be Chubb.
"FULL STEAM AHEAD"
No new Covid positives, contact tracing results in no new na
It's probably the hopelessly optimistic Cleveland fan in me, but thinking about it, Baker Mayfield will have every one of his top targets/playmakers: WR Landry/Higgins/Peoples-Jones (hopefully); TE Hooper/Bryant/Njoku RB Chubb/Hunt; and they will be hopefully getting a bunch of guys back on the defensive side including Pro Bowler Ward.
I know it's not going to be easy, and losing Stefanski sucks, but he's said since day one that they have prepared for this. The line is still only at 6, not even close to some of the double-digit lines out there for this weekend.
Deep breaths and big sips.
I’ll bet you thought Byner was going to cross the line too.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
So did I.
Somewhere, in a house along the Lake in Rocky River, is a sizeable dent in the basement bar that will serve as a reminder for all time that my Dad thought so too.Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
Did you see the Drew Carey episode where he dies, goes to heaven, and opens a door. Behind the door is an end zone view of the last pass of Elway during The Drive, happening real time, only this time the ball is knocked away and Cleveland wins? I liked that 3 seconds.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
I'd link it but I can't find it.
Drew’s take on NE Ohio has always been a good one.
When his show was in full swing and I was in High School he moved his OH residence to our town. We’d see him out and about when he wasn’t in LA and you always had to do a double take because he had lasik by then and wasn’t wearing his glasses around like he does now.
If the Browns manage to win this weekend I hope he posts another one of those bits he does with his buddies from the show kinda like he did after the Cavs title.
In unrelated news, with all the shitshows going on in our country this week, the focus is finally off the Browns’ issues for a while.
Which is nice.
Fucking great.
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My dad just sent me this, saying he hoped he didn’t need his crayons tonight.
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Lol. That found its way into many stockings a few Christmases back.
I’m in a dead zone here. Christmas decorations are all down and packed away, house is cleaned, people are generally leaving me alone... it’s still 3 hours till kickoff. I can’t start poppin tops now, right?
I got you covered.
My wife is drinking beer now. I am really trying to wait for the game to start to keep things from getting any uglier than they need to.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Good luck guys.
x2
Thanks guys. I decided to stop waiting. Beer is open.
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lets fucking go!!!
HOLY SHIT!
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Yeah boys!
HOLY SHIT!!!
My sacrifice of Great Lakes Brewing Company Dortmunder Gold seems to be working. I’ll keep it up.
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I’m exhausted right now.
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