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Lady- stupid fuckin peopleQuote:
Originally Posted by SKIP IN7RO
Hahahaha
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Woke up one morning in a Yellowstone camp ground to a Bison grazing outside my tent. At one point our heads were about 1.5 ft apart and he was looking right at me through a mesh screen.
I just laid still while he went about his business, and he moved on, carefully stepping over guy lines. Seems like he’d done that a few times before.
He had horrible breath.
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Originally Posted by jackattack
seem like the prudes at the post done went and cut out the sweet buffalo lovin' porno scene.....
Not Yellowstone, but maybe relevant here: https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2020...ok-county.html
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Morgan Warthin, a Yellowstone spokesperson, said that two Idahoans and a Utah man toted two “cooking pots” into a remote part of the park in August, where they dipped a pair of whole raw chickens, held in a burlap sack, into one of the Shoshone Geyser Basin’s boiling geothermal features.
One of the accused told a judge his intention was to “make dinner”.
By far the best one yet.
Not the person that got de-pantsed by the Bison?Quote:
Originally Posted by AdironRider
I mean, what's the problem here?
Wrong thread JONG. Belongs in the sous vide thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by frorider
You use a burlap sack for your sous vide? Interesting.
itsa flavour enhancer....
Oh shit. No wonder. Thanks for the heads up.Quote:
Originally Posted by frorider
So it belongs in the boiled meats thread. DD to the white courtesy phone please.
It's a new year and.. Spandex is still a privilege and not a right.
https://youtu.be/-vJJKPT4ESk
Funny how the one bear charged a bit and the other two said "I am outta here".
Looks like those 2 are big cubs. Momma just saying GTFO, you are too close to my cubs.Quote:
Originally Posted by liv2ski
Yellowstone bears are trained pretty well, they were probably thinking "I don't want a ranger to see me tangled up in this shit".
Smarter than the average bear?Quote:
Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain
Maybe faster than the average bear? You should see them move out when ranger Rick racks a shotgun.
at least she got the footy
From the Nat'l Parks Service:
It’s summer! Time to dust off the old chart…
We all know national parks offer a unique experience for watching wildlife. But with that privilege comes responsibility. Visitors are responsible for their own safety and for the safety of the animals, too. Simply put, keep your distance—no touching, no feeding, no harassing. For those that do follow the rules and give animals the room they need, THANK YOU! Share this message far and wide with those who don’t follow parks online or may need an extra reminder that a 2,000 pound bison always has the right of way. Also, though the squirrels at Grand Canyon National Park may do a spot on impression of Oliver Twist, please, sir, they don’t need more of your snacks. We want everyone to have a safe and memorable experience in the parks, animals included.
Find more tips for watching wildlife safely at https://www.nps.gov/subjects/watchingwildlife/7ways.htm
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Dog Damn people are stoopid. If the bears sent a few off early it isn't the bears fault.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain
florida license plate, I'm pulling for the bear.
The bears in YNP are so tolerant. If they weren't it would be a bloodbath every fucking day.
That ranger should have fired some hazing shots at the tourists as well
I agree with this. Fire beanbag rounds at any tourists outside their vehicle. I am serious.Quote:
Originally Posted by evdog
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+2Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry
+3Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry
Even better, impromptu tourist fights, like bum fights, with bets on the winner. Huge bonuses if they include some wildlife.
If sharks have frickin laser beams, the least we could do is give beanbag guns to bearsQuote:
Originally Posted by Harry
Is that big guy hurt? He keeps his paw in the air while running at the ranger faster than Usain Bolt...Quote:
Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain
Ranger is pretty damn composed! Agree with the collective though, a few rounds into the side of cars to disperses the gapers would be as beneficial as hazing the bear.
What about a tourist hunting season? Some culling could reinforce avoidance behaviors, like staying in your Escalade.
Good catch on that left front paw being up the whole time. He must be injured. Amazing how fast he is on 3 paws.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boissal
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Yeah poor guy was just looking for some medical attention and he got beanbag rounds insteadQuote:
Originally Posted by BC13
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A pet peeve of mine is that the park service uses yards - ie stay 100 yards away from animals.
People are so dumb that I think if they said 300 feet instead it *might* register more with people to stay further away.
since many people have very little concept of how far distances are, simply a larger # might psychologically register as further whereas it is still the same distance requested.
Yeah, did not notice that the first viewing. Definitely an injured paw. Poor guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by BC13
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