Interesting Tahoe Craigslist Ad... (NSR)

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Originally Posted by meatdrink9

His real life stories are far more out there.

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Which would make the Viking Helmetcam all the more reasonable.....

That was one hell of a read, start to finish.

Looking forward to the rest!



Gonzo, you are one funny mutha! I'm damn near crying this is so funny!!!














(yeah, don't scar the kid, I agree)

Creepy:

http://reno.craigslist.org/bar/72907567.html

On second thought, maybe we should set the two of them up for this meeting! Get Splat out of the picture, and arrange these two!

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Originally Posted by powder11

squawman is like honeypie, a big fat pussy

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I'm actually hoping lots of you show up to meet her and don't heed any warnings

then it will REALLY get funny

you first Pilgrim!

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Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

Creepy:

http://reno.craigslist.org/bar/72907567.html

On second thought, maybe we should set the two of them up for this meeting! Get Splat out of the picture, and arrange these two!

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I love the reply to address:

tahoe_criminal_lawyer@hotmail.com

This thread is ridiculous. It's kept me laughing for a couple days now. I can't wait for the TR.

Splat: you could always play the southern evagalical (sp?) priest role, tell her

"You will burn in hell for having sex and raising a child outside of the holy sancitity of marrage. And how will you be able to bring up this child with correct moral values without a strong father figure. And how will you be able to afford rent at the lakeside palace of a home that she normally charges $2,000 a month for?" --Rev. Splat

"By having delicious lesbian encounters with her twice a month." --Moo Cow

"Sweet mother of Christ! You are possesed by the DEVIL WOMAN!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!! DEMONS RELEASE THIS POOR, POOR SOUL!!!" --Rev. Splat

Just make sure the kid is off getting an ice cream when you drop the bomb.

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Originally Posted by DJSapp

Just make sure the kid is off getting an ice cream when you drop the bomb.

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This thread is awesome, and Yogachick is the woman. Spat is a hero for stepping up, too.

But there's no need to drop any bombs. Why do so many people think it would be cool to be mean to her? Can't it just be an interesting experience for everyone involved, that didn't work out?

Jesus Fucking Christ! This thread kicks ass!

Unless this falls apart sooner, then at some point we need to present Ms. Honey with a contract outlining the general terms of habitation. This way we can cut her loose without inflicting too much trama. She won't go for this.

And, if we make the terms ridiculous enough, she will definitely back out.

Things to include:

She will need to agree to quit the premises within 30 days after receiving notice to do so.

She must leave a deposite for damages cause by the mutts or the kid.

She must agree to be YC's plaything at least two weekends a month and shall not engage in sexual liasons with anyone else on the premises.

What else?

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Originally Posted by Viva

And, if we make the terms ridiculous enough, she will definitely back out.

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Just use the term "bukkake" frequently.

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Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

Just use the term "bukkake" frequently.

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Didn't know Yogachik could do bukakke.

Frizzo, I merely gave a suggestion. My feelings about being mean to someone who is willing to trade sex for rent are my own, but if anything crazy or potentially damaging to the kid go down (crackhead splat, punk'd, rev splat, whatever) little johnny shouldn't be nearby. Who knows, Punani could always just show up and start a fight with Splat about stealing his woman.

Viva: nononononono. Do not outline our terms of 'rent payment' in any sort of language. She could always flip out and turn those involved in. Now an additional damage deposit for 'Whelk bukkake stains,' 'Regurgated pigeon carasses,' 'Excessive bus traffic,' 'Floor warping due to overloading,' and 'flood damage from being drown' is completely ok :biggrin:

Yogachik could be capable -- (NSFW):

Very NSFW

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Originally Posted by jayfrizzo

This thread is awesome, and Yogachick is the woman. Spat is a hero for stepping up, too.

But there's no need to drop any bombs. Why do so many people think it would be cool to be mean to her? Can't it just be an interesting experience for everyone involved, that didn't work out?

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I bet splat ends up banging her at some point

Wow, this is unreal. And, yes, what I think is the best TGR thread ever.


Splat, sack up and nail that hawg! (big balls if you go through with meeting with her......FKNA!!)

I already planted a seed that this might not work, and she's cool with it:


wwmdincali <wwmdincali@yahoo.com> wrote:
That should work, noon at the slide. I'll let him
know and then tell you what he'll be wearing. I do hope
that you are checking out other opportunities - I have
some concerns that this could go either way.

E

Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 15:13:37 -0700 (PDT)
From: "honey pie" <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: meeting
To: "wwmdincali" <wwmdincali@yahoo.com>

of course, doll...
let me know if you change your mind...or if your reservations become overwhelming.
putting the boy down for nap now...

j

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Originally Posted by Jessica

I bet splat ends up banging her at some point

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I think Splat should spank her with a Bro ski- that would be some sick advertising if we could get a pic. Might break the ski though...

Two Drops.

edg

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Originally Posted by Viva

I think Splat should spank her with a Bro ski- that would be some sick advertising if we could get a pic. Might break the ski though...

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Too fucking funny.

I agree though that you don't want to get the kid involved regardless of what you may think about her morals.

Any word on roo's reply?

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Originally Posted by Jessica

I bet splat ends up banging her at some point

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Tahoe Skiier would hit it.

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Originally Posted by jayfrizzo

Tahoe Skiier would hit it.

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RORPP (Really old reference post preservation)

Crazy thread.
<Overprotective Dad> Don't involve the kid in ANY way in this. Especially no pics. I'm guessing the poor little dude's gonna have enough insanity in his life. </OD>

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Originally Posted by splat

I ain't hittin that shit.

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Ditch the kid and dogs, couple of drinks and Splat is dick deep in boobyland!

bumping gonzo's magical post to page 13,
2 drops

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Originally Posted by gonzo

make sure you point a lot for the helmet cam. point at those massive 80 gallon boobs as much as possible.

actually i just had an idea! splat, you should totally freak this chick out. get shitfaced, stoned, drop some acid and go off about your sex change. wear a speedo and viking helmet. or a strap-on. that way she'll get totally freaked out and have to cut it off with "elizabeth" via email, which will be priceless, plus yoga won't have to "let her down easy" after she meets you.

...OR be really normal and nice, but tell her "elizabeth" is a psycho-bitch and you only came here to warn her that she keeps a concubine of fat hookers in her basement and likes to fuck little dogs...

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Originally Posted by LAN

Here you go!

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That is so wrong!!!!!

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Originally Posted by splat

Courthouse - 11:30

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What will you be wearing? I need an identifier...

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

The only way you can reel her back in is to convince her that she is getting a solo house, with no wild parties and no friends crashing over.
Maybe someone else can close this deal.
SuPu is too strong for her (maybe he needs to buy the sponsorship secrets CD)
All she wants is a quiet peaceful home in exchange for titty fucking bukkake.
Somebody else has got to reel this fish (or whale) in!

She has a name, though.

Henceforth she shall be known is these parts as

Jizz-Guzzling, Giant Jugs Jessica!

http://tetongravity.com/forums/attac...tid=5766&stc=1

[edit to say - she did leave the door open for SuPu to reconsider and accept the deal on her terms]

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i JUST PICKED UP THIS THREAD AND AM IN TEARS. MY CHICK THINKS I HAVE REAL ISSUES.

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Originally Posted by yogachik

What will you be wearing? I need an identifier...

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Black shoes, white shirt, black hat, cadillac..............




Black helmet, black pack, white shirt, green shorts - unless it snows, in which case, blue jeans.

he'll prolly have those wierd slip on laceless sneakers he's been sporting for the past three years

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Originally Posted by SquawMan

I'm actually hoping lots of you show up to meet her and don't heed any warnings

then it will REALLY get funny

you first Pilgrim!

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I don't think leading a potential prostitute on is actually a crime.

I'm giggling like a schoolgirl.

If this goes down as planned, this deserves a nomination in the internet hall of fame.

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Originally Posted by basom

he'll prolly have those wierd slip on laceless sneakers he's been sporting for the past three years

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Wore 'em out. I've gone to high heels now. Should make the right impression.

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Originally Posted by meatdrink9

Miss honey,

I recently came across your posting on craigslist and I must say I became very intrigued. I work in a segment of the recording industry that actually specializes in working with young mothers like yourself. We just finished work on a new music video that has been tremendously successful. So successful in fact that we're already working on a follow-up effort in which I am responsible for casting.

I really like the style and attitude it would take to make a posting like that. If your looks match the personality of that text I'd be very interested in having you involved in our next production. Should we hire you for the shoot you'll have no problem financing a place in Tahoe. I suppose as part of the payment we could arrange the housing placement for you.

Below is a link to our latest video:

http://www.crackedouthiphop.com/vid/yomomsintheass.mov

I look forward to learning more about you and whether or not you might be a good candidate for this shoot.

Thanks,

Desmando Ruiz

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unREAL!!! I thought I had some time on my hands, hoyl shit!!!!

there are four threads with more views than this one in existance (well five, but one has been a sticky for a long time, live chat, and people click on it only to get the chat link)

#1 maggot picture thread with +40,000 views
#2 caynons avalanche with + 16,000 views
#3 bro modle advanced purchase / topsheet Announcement with +14,900 views
#4 frigging stoke thread with +14,800 views

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Originally Posted by basom

there are four threads with more views than this one in existance

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But none of those have nearly the train-wreck aura about them that this one does.

Quote)Splat: if you lay some tounge action on this chick I promise to buy the next

Tounge,WTF is Tounge.Tongue is spelled this way!

Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 16:56:10 -0700 (PDT)
From: "wwmdincali" <wwmdincali@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: meeting
To: "honey pie" <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>


So the plan is set for noon at the amusement park
entrance/slide- Mike will be wearing a black helmet
(he'll be on his bike), black pack, a white shirt with
green shorts - unless it snows, in which case, he'll
be in blue jeans. As I told you, I trust him and his
opinion - and he's going into this thinking he's
meeting a potential renter. But I can tell you, I
have butterflies. I am wet thinking about our
possible future trysts - especially with your bod ;)

Elizabeth

Holy crap, YC.

That's gold. Pure gold.

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Originally Posted by basom

there are four threads with more views than this one in existance (well five, but one has been a sticky for a long time, live chat, and people click on it only to get the chat link)

#1 maggot picture thread with +40,000 views
#2 caynons avalanche with + 16,000 views
#3 bro modle advanced purchase / topsheet Announcement with +14,900 views
#4 frigging stoke thread with +14,800 views

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Don't forget the Friday-NSFW thread :biggrin: and the Quiver Pic Rerun Thread