Definitely. :)
There's room for 3 more people on my coupon (read imp. info. above)
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Red balding gay snowball-white snowboarders fags who graduated Michigan and need a bathroom to shave hair from their sagging vaginas? I second the Poser:
P-U-S-S-Y
Just an FYI for those at CMP FKNA:
I will be bringing 1 Gallon of homemade Hurricanes (my special batch that Ms. Dive and Mr. Lego love); a 1/2 gallon of mojitos, and a 1/2 gallon of capirinhias...and maybe a half gallon of hand grenades, but my hick cousins in OK have still not come through and mailed me my secret ingredient needed yet, gave the backward ass goofs two weeks and they still have not sent it yet...still, without the grenades, I come bearing large quantities of booze for my fellow campers.
Dude and I will be leaving the LA basin area Thursday (3pm) via the 15 to the 395, so we have room for another one or two hitchers...hoping to pull into Mammoth Lakes around 8:30pm.
As always, bring bc gear, I will be willing to go any day Friday through Sunday, and if anyone thinks they look like my goofy face, they can use my MM pass to ride inbounds when I am off in the bc...
peace,
D.
While I am in no way condoning such vehement language and use of epithets, this reminded me that a few weeks back while riding Alpine with my best mate from College, who just happens to 1. be gay 2. be a snowboarder (and also a free-heeler), when he saw Sinecure ripping down a run on his carving board and then later at the lodge he (my best mate) nudged me and said "Not only does he carve, but he's fine, too."
When I told him I was fairly sure that Sinecure was straight he got thoroughly bummed. In fact he didn't ride Alpine for the rest of the season.
Anyway, just felt like sharing.
Oh yeah, I'll prolly bring some beer for Ft. FKNA. And maybe some Kombucha, if that's not too soy for all y'all (it's fermented tea that's good for the soul and might make an antioxidant rich mixer with vodka...)
Bodhi, I'll bring the whippits if you bring the whippit machinery.
BigKuba, ~V~, and myself are driving up Friday evening and staying at the Fort. Going to do BC one of the days, not sure which, yet. Can't FKN wait!
Edit: And BigKuba and I concocted a secret ingredient beverage that may or may not have bacon involved. But it's a secret.
bacon
dog racing
alcohol
will anybody actually be skiing?
Of course, but due to the weird friends ticket policy, everryone will be sharing the same ticket.
wait wait wait... there is skiing in Mammoth?
where are y'all hiking on saturday/sunday? not sure if i'll make it all the way down to mammoth, but if anybody's up in the tioga pass area it would be fun to meet up
I was also just given a baf coupon from a kind maggot who's no longer attending. Let me know if you want in ASAP since I'm going to buy them later this evening.
what's the savings on the BAF dealy?
With all the spirits, hope I am not BAFing my guts up by Sat night...
Just testing all the shit I have been mixing has me buzzed off me ass right now...mmmmmmm 'canes....mmmm mojitos.....mmmmmm capirinhias....and all three taste mighty good mixed together, wierd, but tasty.
peace,
D.
Got it, with some extra balloons. Bring at least a 2'fer if not 48 of the damned things, has to be a few NO2-virgins at FKNA this year.
Bacon tasting spirits? Shit, Dude might get drunk. And that 'lil fucker gets beligerent with a nasty case of gas. ;)
peace,
D.
What the fuck, I have a clean fucking mouth, what you fucking talking about. ;) :the_finge ;)
Bwaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...Quote:
..."Not only does he carve, but he's fine, too." When I told him I was fairly sure that Sinecure was straight he got thoroughly bummed...
That dude was gay beer goggling, man!!!!
Mucho appreciado, bro. Randy is gonna take some shit for that story...got some ammo for him any time he even mentions "Go Blue" now....Quote:
Anyway, just felt like sharing.
I will be sporting a 5th of Skyy...mmmmm Kombucha...Quote:
Kombucha...
peace,
D.
This is DIVEGIRL...
Don't forget about the hot springing. When's that gonna go down, anyhow?
Also, why aren't telenater, djsapp, and also more of the tahoe crew not going to the mini? Shame. More hurricanes for me. :D
The long-haired blond Dudes (specifically me and the Dude) are down for hottubbing any night...and you know I know where they all are, especially the party tubs. :fm:
I thought DJ lived down here by me in Temecula?
peace,
D.
I'm pretty sure that Chez Dallassheist (a.k.a. the Alpenhof) has a pool and hot tub... and I'm going to predict that they'll have some traumatized guests, too.
^^^^
Hmmm, maybe I should crash and bring the Absinthe?
All you... There's couch space or, if Uber's feeling open-minded, half a queen-size bed with your name on it.
Yes, looks like that'll work. I just got confused because it was asking for friend names when you go to buy the tickets. In any case, I'll have a coupon that can be used to pick them up.Quote:
Originally Posted by SchralphMacchio
I have several coupons if anybody needs them. I will be at chair 2 Friday AM. Need to order tickets tonight for Friday pick up
Sadly we were unable to seal the deal with my friends band. Oh well time to drink........ Seee ya Thursday night.
BT
Well, uber IS single now, so you know he's jonesing for any action he can get. :fm: ;)
Bodhi, I'm definitely down for some natural hot springs action...hot tubs are good too...and absinthe. Whippets. You know, sign me up for everything.
Hey uber - why don't you bring your band??
You forgot some long, wet, slurpy tongue action from the Dude, that hairy blond side-kick of mine really digs chicks, especially redheads and he knows what they like and how to treat them.... ;):D
I predict this Mini is going to be a bit more inane fun than usual...cool.
:fm::fm::fm:
peace,
D.
How about some movies at camp FKNA to go with the booze and other various what-have-yous...If anyone has a portable screen they can bring, I have a bright LCD projector, power source, laptop, and The Big Lebowski and a plethora of other party DVDs and ski porn...someone else can bring the fucked-up home movies and some good old real porn--old school, new shit, and/or anything with Katie Morgan in it.
peace,
D.
right on, well trigger=pulled for Friday. Sounds like there should be enough cards to go around without having to call dibs or anything. Thanks mag-folks, Ill be out there by Stump Alleez Friday morninz asking for change, or drinking a PBR, or singing the Oxy fight song, or all of the above :FIREdevil
;)
I have 2 cards that I will bring up also just in case.They work good as bbq starters too.
D- That sounds skick with the projector--i'll bring some movies.
is ceremonial garb (aka costumes) required again this year?
and are we allowed to recycle (the choir boy/graduate steeze i rocked seemed to go over well last year).