Who here HATES to be last to post on a thread?

The rest of us have been working all fucking day and you're gonna show up now! Fuck that you might as well stay home.

I wish I was at home.

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Bump before I head to work

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My condolences.

nobody cares like Schmear cares

I am now at home.


War Chester Shire Sauce.

Bump for getting home from work.

Haha Tipp, beat you!

Thank God that's over.

Time to tuck you youngsters in. Go to sleep now and don't make me have to comeback in here.

G'night, obstruction, sleep tight mang.

Is this thing on?

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Originally Posted by truth

Is this thing on?

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I think so.

Did I miss anything?

Not really.

O stands for HOT

That's your story.

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Originally Posted by altachic

O stands for HOT

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How so?

7890

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Originally Posted by A-wreck

How so?

7890

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Chat.

56789

Friday night is right for bumpin'

Mwuhahahahaha!

Curses, foiled again!

I heart this thread...hehehehehe :FIREdevil

This thread will end when AKPM gets laid.

Checking in (Live) from New York to see if this thread has ended yet...

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Checking in (Live) from New York to see if this thread has ended yet...

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Has AKPM gotten laid yet?

I'll put a cup of my instant coffee up against any of that fancy brewed gourmet shit.

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Originally Posted by EPSkis

I'll put a cup of my instant coffee up against any of that fancy brewed gourmet shit.

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Then you'll have a cup of shitty instant coffee and a cup of overpriced designer joe, right next to each other.

I don't get the coffee thing.

http://wfmu.org/Gfx/nosepicker_closeup.gif

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Originally Posted by PaSucks

Has AKPM gotten laid yet?

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Note: spreading your "milt" into the river to fertilize fish roe does not count as "getting laid" ;)

There must be a human female involved.

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

Note: spreading your "milt" into the river to fertilize fish roe does not count as "getting laid" ;)

There must be a human female involved.

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OOOoooh. Burn.

Does akpm know how to get laid?

It's a basal-brain function that does not require command of the English language, thankfully. Pictoral proof, however, IS a necessity.

edited for clarity

Thank you for clarifying that.

My Pleasure.

We are not dating.
There is no need for you to be this polite.

If you and Tipp were dating, his manners would be the last thing you'd have to worry about. Your cornhole, on the other hand...

[Nature Channel Voice] The careful student of this thread will now ascertain that it is approaching, not a terminal phase, but one of deep dormancy as it devolves into speculation on the various mating habits of its participants. Fascinating! [Nature Channel Voice]

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If you and Tipp were dating, his manners would be the last thing you'd have to worry about. Your cornhole, on the other hand...

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That would give "Fuck the Bomb" a whole new meaning.

But really, it's more like this...

http://www.cornelschneider.ch/Fotoseite/Schnecken02.jpg

http://geo.ya.com/travelimages/seychelles12.jpg

http://bio.research.ucsc.edu/grad/we...mating.pic.jpg

This space reserved for cleverly veiled sexual innuendo.

You'll be waiting a while. Pull up a chair, and I hope you brought a sammich....

I have a chair, but no sandwich.

What are we waiting for?