The first superthread attempt.

Whoops. Turns out I tossed a bottle of Petit Syrah in my shopping cart instead of the adjacent cabernet.

Petit Syrah makes me think "dwarf"...

Gad, I hope I don't end up "tossing the dwarf" later tonight.

Hmm. That sounds like an euphemism for --

...gotta go. Phone.

you can toss my dwarf

After spending time with my in-laws recently, I finally understand what tonghands meant when he said: "Pantsuit orders something that sounds like 'penis grease' and I am sorta bummed when it just turns out to be wine."

What ever happened to that Tanner Hall kid?

It is a very sad day when your balls touch the toilet water

Have you ever farted while sitting down and a fart-air-pocket gets trapped under your balls in a scrotum skin flap?

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Damn..so I was in a parking lot in my car 'getting know' a girl a little better when my friends pulled up beside. They didn't realize what I was doing ;). When I rolled down my window and explained that I was with someone I got a string of profuse apologies as they peeled out of the lot.

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This is a thread about absolutely nothing, and everything. I've seen these go 300+ pages in other forums. I'm sure the maggots can make things interesting.


I'll start.

I like french fries.

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Yeah, we got a pretty damn long one on snowjapan - has 436 pages of pure shit!! You guys gotta long way to go :the_finge

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I just looked up and realized there are people having sex on my tv. I'll finish this post later.

40 degrees and pissing rain...indeed today should be fun

joakim noah is the ugliest girl i've ever seen

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I just looked up and realized there are people having sex on my tv. I'll finish this post later.

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Are you going to join them?
Are they perched on a flat-screen?
Do you have to clean up their spooge?

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Do you have to clean up their spooge?

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i always thought it was splooge.

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Are you going to join them?
Are they perched on a flat-screen?
Do you have to clean up their spooge?

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No, no, and no. Any more questions?

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One of the best pics & reads ever posted on TGR.

Now back to the nothing.

heve you ever sat on your balls?

not today

People consume, consume, consume.

That's all they fucking do. Eat, shit, piss, repeat.

When they're not doing that, they're fucking and making more little shitheads who do nothing but Eat, shit, piss, repeat.

Shit and piss factories, ALL OF YOU!!!!!!

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One of the best pics & reads ever posted on TGR.

Now back to the nothing.

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Agreed. YetiMan's finest moment.

I just ordered a pair of praxis skis, needless to say i'm pretty excited!!!!!

just checking in on this "super" thread

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This thread is FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK great.

Ah, there goes my FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK tourettes again.

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