JONATHON WADE

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Originally Posted by Summit

JONG, you need to learn to read.... I was siding with you and putting forth a likely explanation of mistaken identity. Since you weren't bright enough to understand that

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are you related to jon? just wondering because you sound like a fucking douche tool.

I checked her fb. She's hot.
Altabrook, you're a good looking woman. Don't let the douchebags get you down.

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Trying to catch up now. FYI I am drunk on Jamison

and i wasn't an 'innocent bystander". jebus. everyone's got their testicles on the front burner this week.

Frankly, it makes a woman very unattractive if they are so reactionary that they bight off the heads of people who are on their side. Point it out and instead of saying, "oops, read it wrong," she compares me to Wade. OK, Brook, that makes you a hot tempered bitch in my book. I'm outta this dramafest!

So far we have:

1. Direct approach by Leroy: failed.
2. "It worked on the nanny" fatherly-stern old dude appraoch by commonlaw: failed
3. Flower her with compliments about her looks after stalking her on fb: fail, well, might work, but DBshredder is fat, so it will fail.

Edit, another entrant on the race:

4. Treat her mean, hard to get by summit: this is where my yen is at. Summit hath teh brainz as well. And he is neither fat or old, nor Leroy.

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Originally Posted by altabrook

this goes a little farther than typical canyon douchebaggery. he can hang his ass on this.

"You can't have a taste of the wade cuz I know better than to fuck angry lesbians. Go munch some carpet that ain't as "diseased" as yours. Don't need to yell you what I bang cuz I'm a gentleman when it comes to that." " Hit that sand paper dildo hard tool" - "Douche your twat & keep your stink outta alta." "I can smell u from here so again I must remind you, us strapping mofo's don't want rotten crotch" "I can feel it seeping thru your lesbian liberal spew. Keep being jealous of what you don't have & never will" "Sounds like your dyke ass just got the sandpaper dildo"


wow. that's a lot of hatred wade. and for what? because i said that video was a buzz kill? because i said that alta has a problem with rampant douchebaggery? you really drove it home "papa bro". you really show me who's the boss, huh? this idea you have, that i must want to troll the pdog looking for "strapping mofo's" or that i "can't have a taste of the wade"....are you for real? can you see how utterly broken your mind is?"

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This guy does not live on the same planet as you. You should just feel sorry for him and enjoy the show. Yea you can werk the guy. But do you really need to waste the time?

Welcome to TGR.

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Originally Posted by MTT

But do you really need to waste the time?

Welcome to TGR.

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no. this has sucked enough time out of my life. i appreciate the support from all of you. even you summit. i am a hot tempered bitch, as you put it. so don't ever poach my chair, or i'll stab you. ;O)

Welcome Brook. You arrive like wild fire. Gotta take this place in like smooth scotch. Guys like Summit are established members here, it's best not to take their sarcasm too serious. Sucks that this whole situation caused you embarrassment as well as everyone else involved.

Best just to let this guy not cause you any further strife. As far as most of us think here, you held your own against him in that FB epic battle. By far some of the most derogatory stuff I've ever seen typed.

Well I must say at least out of all this mess, we at TGR now have a new female forum member Jong-ette (term of endearment) to celebrate as the real product of interwebz justice.

Now can we at least somewhat try and mitigate out musings and not offend this one entirely off of the forum? She seems pretty damn cool for lasting this long.

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Originally Posted by altabrook

no. this has sucked enough time out of my life. i appreciate the support from all of you. even you summit. i am a hot tempered bitch, as you put it. so don't ever poach my chair, or i'll stab you. ;O)

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Hey no problem, hang around and add some life to this place. It really is a small world and we are all here

thanks again for the positivity. let the healing begin...including jon. no one's perfect, we all make mistakes. own up to it, get help, and get healthy.

Dude is a douche for the crap he said on Facebook but clearly half the damn line was telling Luffski to get to the back. I really don't see anything wrong with what this guy did to Luffski. He just doesn't put up with people who try to bud in line. I can see myself doing the same thing (I probably wouldn't get all that hot but I would think it was funny if someone else did). It's just a matter of principal. He saw how long the line was and he wanted to cut a 20 minute line.

Now that I actually bothered wathing the video, this thread is EPIC TGR FAIL. I guess the guy bit into Brook way more than necessary which is screwed up but Luffski is a fack'in princess for complaining and I can't believe everyone here doesn't think the same.

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Originally Posted by luffski

Gotta put on the ritz yo. First season in the Wasatch and I already slammed someone's pee-pee in the car door. So much for tryin' not to make waves.

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Hey dude, we all watched the Luffski saga, from the time you were moving from the East coast to (Live the Dream) to jump start by Skifishbum.

You did what thousands of people just talk about. You are a real live Ski bum.!!

Own that shit!! you earned it!

No just develop the correct Give a shit tude, and go with the flow

and now: 10 pages of analysis.

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Originally Posted by altabrook

and i wasn't an 'innocent bystander". jebus. everyone's got their testicles on the front burner this week.

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Brook, you were just swept up in the Black Hole of Douchiness that Luffski started with his fucking UTubz docudrama. Welcome to TGR

If over 18 we need to see pics of you nekkid - but only to assess the veracity of Mr. Wade's seemingly scurrilous accusations. You can send to Snapper via secure PM.

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Originally Posted by altabrook

i am a hot tempered bitch, as you put it. so don't ever poach my chair, or i'll stab you. ;O)

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God you sound hot. You can stab me anytime.

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Originally Posted by f2f

and now: 10 pages of analysis.

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Somebody PM me when the Cliff's notes come out.

^^^^^ spittin lhama drama from the aggro canyon over the fantsay ridge invoving luffy
agrro mcangery housekeeper enforcer of lift lines and facefuck badass johnny wad and some chica.
pretty sure the GSA had a hand in it on a higher spiritual plane
Good news is next season luffy may be makin our chili cheese fries at the last chance
bonus servings:biggrin:

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Originally Posted by DoWork

God you sound hot. You can stab me anytime.

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Take a ticket buddy, there are four hopeful suitors ahead of you.

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Originally Posted by Hohes

Take a ticket buddy, there are four hopeful suitors ahead of you.

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Make that five.

How you doin' Brook? I like walks on the beach, girls with potty mouths, and I'm a cat person.

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Originally Posted by f2f

and now: 10 pages of analysis.

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Anyone who thinks the user 'altabrook' is anyone other than a long-time TGR member trollin' is a fucking moron. Based on the fact that Summit, while indeed a douche, is no moron, thus he must know that altabrook is a troll, or Summit is altabrook.

MIND = BLOWN

http://www.decodedstuff.com/wp-conte...09/Cocaine.jpg

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Originally Posted by Summit

My money is on Jonathan Wade knowing and having repeated hate sessions with someone else named Brook for 15 years, and this innocent bystander Brook was targeted by Wade for having a similar name during a spate of rage tunnel vision.

This has been entertaining, but getting bored now... needs new spice. Cage match maybe?

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Originally Posted by altabrook

you lose your bet. that's a fairytale too. ^^^ read the fb thread again. HE DOES NOT KNOW ME. i have a PM from him asking me if i really ski at alta or if i just judge people that do. he is not mistaking me for another brook. that is pure delusion, and another excuse. is that enough to quell this fantasy?

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Translation, Mr Wade is such a rageful asshole he hates too many people to keep track of.

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Originally Posted by Danno

is it just me or is the drama getting lamer around here?

We need a good jesse jones story to unite us all.

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Jesse Jones was way lamer, that thread was far less funny (except for the unicorn pics) and what was the resolution? Everyone expected actual closure, and JJ got off scot free, to this day. That was super lame. I'm sure hes still stealing shit from people and laughing his ass off while getting fucked in it.

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Originally Posted by doughboyshredder

I checked her fb. She's hot.
Altabrook, you're a good looking woman. Don't let the douchebags get you down.

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Hot women almost never are ignorant of the fact that they are hot. Especially at ski areas. Nice try though.

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Originally Posted by Hohes

So far we have:

1. Direct approach by Leroy: Hasn't worked YET
2. "It worked on the nanny" fatherly-stern old dude appraoch by commonlaw: failed
3. Flower her with compliments about her looks after stalking her on fb: fail, well, might work, but DBshredder is fat, so it will fail.

Edit, another entrant on the race:

4. Treat her mean, hard to get by summit: this is where my yen is at. Summit hath teh brainz as well. And he is neither fat or old, nor Leroy.

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Fixed that for you.

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Originally Posted by Crass3000

Dude is a douche for the crap he said on Facebook but clearly half the damn line was telling Luffski to get to the back. I really don't see anything wrong with what this guy did to Luffski. He just doesn't put up with people who try to bud in line. I can see myself doing the same thing (I probably wouldn't get all that hot but I would think it was funny if someone else did). It's just a matter of principal. He saw how long the line was and he wanted to cut a 20 minute line.

Now that I actually bothered wathing the video, this thread is EPIC TGR FAIL. I guess the guy bit into Brook way more than necessary which is screwed up but Luffski is a fack'in princess for complaining and I can't believe everyone here doesn't think the same.

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People arent pissed at the guy for stepping on luffskis skis and headbutting luffski. They are pissed at the guy cus he has been a giant tool for years. I'm betting many people in this thread had a personal interaction with this guy that they wrote off and thought nothing of until they saw this thread. Many people who almost never get into angry confrontations have gotten into one with this guy, the common thread, is mr wade.

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Originally Posted by altabrook

thanks again for the positivity. let the healing begin...including jon. no one's perfect, we all make mistakes. own up to it, get help, and get healthy.

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Brook, learn to laugh at it. The guy is a douche but 95% of the posts in this thread are really just looking for the humor in it. If you really are a lesbian, seduce his wife, if she hasnt divorced him already.

Why does this thread exist?

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Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud

Anyone who thinks the user 'altabrook' is anyone other than a long-time TGR member trollin' is a fucking moron. Based on the fact that Summit, while indeed a douche, is no moron, thus he must know that altabrook is a troll, or Summit is altabrook.

MIND = BLOWN

http://www.decodedstuff.com/wp-conte...09/Cocaine.jpg

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Yer totally wrong..thats all i'll say...Altabrook is in fact the "brook" in the FB rant...I may or may not have had a hand in her joining and "retaliating" ;)

god i hate summer