Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

a quick intermission from retro porn...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BDO3pyavOY

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Originally Posted by Viva

You've clerly never boned a Persian chick.

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No shit... dated a greek chick briefly. Kept expecting to meet Dr. Livingston.

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Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw

No shit... dated a greek chick briefly. Kept expecting to meet Dr. Livingston.

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Like trying to slide my dick past a Brillo pad to get to the goods.

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Originally Posted by mtnwriter

Man. Talk about a wookie bush

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That's what I grew up with. I kind of freaked out the first time I came across a fully waxed cooter. I got over it, but...

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Originally Posted by Viva

Like trying to slide my dick past a Brillo pad to get to the goods.

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Maybe you should've tried some foreplay and it wouldn't have been so rough.

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Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

That's what I grew up with. I kind of freaked out the first time I came across a fully waxed cooter. I got over it, but...

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Haha. Flip it and thats me. Freaked out the first time I came across a wookie. Can't say I got over it. Different generations I guess.

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Originally Posted by soups818

Haha. Flip it and thats me. Freaked out the first time I came across a wookie. Can't say I got over it. Different generations I guess.

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So you thought all women looked like 8 yo girls? How old are you?

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Originally Posted by AaronWright

So you thought all women looked like 8 yo girls? How old are you?

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Give me a break. Its been at least two decades of the shaved bush thing dude. Why do you think because a women shaves/trims she looks like an 8 year old? Sounds like you got some issues to work through.

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Originally Posted by soups818

Give me a break. Its been at least two decades of the shaved bush thing dude. Why do you think because a women shaves/trims she looks like an 8 year old? Sounds like you got some issues to work through.

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Women have hair. I've no issues, I like women.

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Originally Posted by AaronWright

Women have hair. I've no issues, I like women.

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Well ya, me too, just not real bushy ones. Plenty of women I dated were pretty trim al la nature, no grooming required. Others:eek:

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Originally Posted by soups818

Haha. Flip it and thats me. Freaked out the first time I came across a wookie. Can't say I got over it. Different generations I guess.

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Originally Posted by soups818

Give me a break. Its been at least two decades of the shaved bush thing dude. Why do you think because a women shaves/trims she looks like an 8 year old? Sounds like you got some issues to work through.

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x2 on both accounts

I'm pretty sure damn near every college age chick is keeping a completely shaven or tight bush these days. Though my sample size is nothing to brag about. One of my roommates on the other hand...

This thread is certainly full of cunts.....

Mid 60's Playboy. Not the centerfold but I had an interesting business lunch with her some years later. She was very bright and cordial. I was speechless.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Z...mer%2Bnude.jpg

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Originally Posted by wooley12

Mid 60's Playboy. Not the centerfold but I had an interesting business lunch with her some years later. She was very bright and cordial. I was speechless.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Z...mer%2Bnude.jpg

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Bridget Bardot?

Some gun slingers



And a tailgater

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...9bOtEaynTTEvB0

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Originally Posted by AaronWright

Bridget Bardot?

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Elke Sommer

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Originally Posted by wooley12

Elke Sommer

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Nice German Lass from the 60's and 70's. Starred in a bunch of horror movies.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...0c23705c4b.jpg

File under WTF

cereal ninja wankr?

What makes him a hipster?

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Originally Posted by Tippster

What makes him a hipster?

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He was jerking off in a body suit waaaay before anyone else thought it was cool

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Originally Posted by wooley12

Mid 60's Playboy. Not the centerfold but I had an interesting business lunch with her some years later. She was very bright and cordial. I was speechless.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Z...mer%2Bnude.jpg

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this is art and fucking sexy....I wanna be that saddle

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Originally Posted by Tippster

What makes him a hipster?

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Originally Posted by booner

He was jerking off in a body suit waaaay before anyone else thought it was cool

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noice

He's jerking off in a ninja outfit. Which makes it ironic. Which makes him a hipster.