Things That Amuse You

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That's a nice paddle.

I like doors that say "push to operate". I realize that they are electric assist doors and that some of those have a push paddle on the wall instead but it still amuses me.

People who have spent all of 14 days in a place as a tourist telling you what those places are really like to live. See Benny in the RE Crash thread.

The fact I have to look up to look my daughter in the eye.

Watching the pool instantly clear out when the lightening alarm sounds.

When it sounds, the pool deck is cleared and everybody goes home, which leads to the amusement of having the pool to ourselves when it reopens.

Sister called last night from ATL all spun up about her neighbors. They claim a tree in my sisters yard overhangs their property and want it removed.

Sister begins getting into how they make too much money and are wasting it building a pool etc. I am loaded on a bunion cookie and after a while I say, "OK Karen". Dead silence followed by, "who's Karen?"

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Originally Posted by ötzi

So my brother has an art gallery in this funky rundown old building in a rapidly-gentrifying area near Boston. The building has band practice spaces, woodworking shops, artists studios, all kinds of stuff.

The building across the alley used to be a used-tire place and a warehouse but now it's a tech startup's headquarters. Without asking anybody the tech people took over the alley, putting these big planters out there to keep people from parking there.

Somebody in my brother's building (not him, but he knows who it was) put a listing on Craigslist that said "FREE PLANTERS" on a Friday and by Monday the planters were all gone.

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Brilliant.

There's a restaraunt in town that serves 100 dollar lunches to the ladies that shop, and the have taken over a section of sidewalk and adjacent parking lot, forcing people to walk in traffic. Their outdoor furniture and umbrellas are really nice. I have to try that.

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Originally Posted by Bunion 2020

People who have spent all of 14 days in a place as a tourist telling you what those places are really like to live. See Benny in the RE Crash thread.

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When did I do that?

right before you went full bitter bunny cunt on buster
but after ya got butthurt cause sir dicks got fuck you ducketts
and gits laid by hot chicks

Can't tell if you're describing a Tuesday or a Friday

Is this what people mean when they say they don't speak SFB?

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Originally Posted by skifishbum

right before you went full bitter bunny cunt on buster
but after ya got butthurt cause sir dicks got fuck you ducketts
and gits laid by hot chicks

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I find it amusing when the old TGR hippies who are approaching death in failure like you and the patroller project out about others that are supposedly mired in bitterness.

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Originally Posted by Benny Profane

I find it amusing when the old TGR hippies who are approaching death in failure like you and the patroller project out about others that are supposedly mired in bitterness.

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Bless your heart!

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I find it amusing when the old TGR hippies who are approaching death in failure like you and the patroller project out about others that are supposedly mired in bitterness.

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Hey Benny, which one of us (you or me) owns a house in Bozeman? Paid off this week.

Now that amuses me.

On another note, supposed to be hotter than the hinges on the hatch to Hell today here so I got a bike ride in early. Driving up S 19th as one of the Mega-church's is letting out. WTF? I always thought the purpose of going to worship was to hear some spiritual enlightenment and see your neighbors. How is that possible when your house of worship is like a religious Walmart?

i slepts on harrys couch
puffed in all the huts
and ates homemade elk chilis with fish shaped cornbread
and scored a doobs for walkin the budtender's dog
#localasfuck
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Originally Posted by Bunion 2020

ATL

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Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

Bless your heart!

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Originally Posted by Bunion 2020

Hey Benny, which one of us (you or me) owns a house in Bozeman? Paid off this week.

Now that amuses me.

On another note, supposed to be hotter than the hinges on the hatch to Hell today here so I got a bike ride in early. Driving up S 19th as one of the Mega-church's is letting out. WTF? I always thought the purpose of going to worship was to hear some spiritual enlightenment and see your neighbors. How is that possible when your house of worship is like a religious Walmart?

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No, really, when did I ever day I know what it's like living in Bozeman?


3-2-1 to hippie mismaah gobblygook from SLC.

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Originally Posted by jono

Can't tell if you're describing a Tuesday or a Friday

Is this what people mean when they say they don't speak SFB?

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Originally Posted by skifishbum

right before you went full bitter bunny cunt on buster
but after ya got butthurt cause sir dicks got fuck you ducketts
and gits laid by hot chicks

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It was before you (Benny) posted your (Benny) usual bitter rants toward Buster Highmen; and after you (Benny) posted a complaint thread about Richard Branson being rich and banging (in the parlance of our times) hot chicks.

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Originally Posted by Benny Profane

No, really, when did I ever say I know what it's like living in Bozeman?


3-2-1 to hippie mismaah gobblygook from SLC.

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Here is a thought, post more quality and less stupid and bitter shit then your poor old brain will recall such things.

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Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Brilliant.

There's a restaraunt in town that serves 100 dollar lunches to the ladies that shop, and the have taken over a section of sidewalk and adjacent parking lot, forcing people to walk in traffic. Their outdoor furniture and umbrellas are really nice. I have to try that.

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Expanded outdoor dining is the thing, didn't you know that. A good thing IMO. So far it's not going away with indoor eating open. I hope it doesn't. It's nice when they leave room for people to walk. If that doesn't leave room for parking or driving cars I'm not concerned.

In other news--man sets car on fire next to I80 to keep bears away. No bears were found in the area so apparently it worked. Alcohol and drugs were involved.
https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/article252816163.html

Whoops! Sure it's funny now but yikes.....


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Whoops! Sure it's funny now but yikes.....


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That reminds of that corny thing I posted in the just a dog thread. Had a mistaken identity case and for a hot second were led to believe that our dog had been hit in the road.

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Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy

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It was before you (Benny) posted your (Benny) usual bitter rants toward Buster Highmen; and after you (Benny) posted a complaint thread about Richard Branson being rich and banging (in the parlance of our times) hot chicks.

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I understood the meaning, what I couldn't place was whether this describes an average Tuesday, Friday, weekday, day ending in "y" or all non-leap days. Gotta be somewhere in the middle, right?