your rug is your problem, just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility regardless of whom he chooses to blame
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your rug is your problem, just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility regardless of whom he chooses to blame
sooner or later, you're gonna have to face the fact that you are a goddamn maroon.
ok dude, no time to argue.
just slip the rent under my door
That is our most modestly-priced receptacle.
Is there a Ralph’s nearby?
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First of all Dude, you don't have an ex.
Brewery in Nederland CO has a session IPA called Calmer Than You Are.
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I’m more Jewish than Tevye
I am the walrus.
You didn't think I was rolling outta here naked, did ya?
No Donnie, these men are cowards.
New Corvette? Hardly Dude. I’d say he’s still got about 960-970,000 left depending on the options
I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.
We are sympathizing here, Dude.
The ringer cannot look empty
and I aim to keep it nice and quiet
challenges met. competitors bested. obstacles overcome.
Employed?
You don’t go out looking for a job like that?
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Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
Does this place look like I’m fucking married? The toilet seat is up, man!
it's a league game, smokey.
Mr. Lebowski this is Bill Selliger of the Southern Cal Bowling League...
This compulsive fornicator is taking my father for the proverbial ride.
the bums will always lose!!
My concern is, and I have to, uh, check with my accountant, that this might bump me into a higher, uh, tax bracket.
Oh, the Usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Eight-year olds, Dude.
He is a good man. And thorough.
You mean coitus?
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A lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous.
Well, I still jerk of manually.
Aww, man. How you gonna keep ‘em down on the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus?
But the dude does not do laundry. With bleach.Quote:
Originally Posted by plugboots
Skanky towel there.
Doesn’t tie the room together.
bones, or clams, or whatever you call them
You, you human paraquat!