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If you're anti bidet, odds are pretty good you've never used one. I'm a bit annoyed that I haven't bought one yet.
Even a basic under-the-seat cold water bidet is many classes above a dry wipe with TP. The ladies in the house are not enthralled with the cold water jet in my man-scaped basement bathroom, but for my morning constitutional, reading TGR just after a mug of joe from the mocha pot, the weekday morning starts off on the right note. Next bathroom I do will have a proper installation. Worth every penny.
Who knew that the steps to the upper echelons of society were paved with bidet seats.
Wait till you discover the bidet toilets that also blow dryers and vacuum-vents for odor. They even play “privacy” music.
Someday we’ll get The Jetsons’ version that has little robotic arms that come out to “assist you.”
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I'm delighted you find it so.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
TruthQuote:
Originally Posted by XXX-er
Fuck TP. Bidet water does not get on your balls. What, you've never had to shit anytime other than right before you shower? Or wanted to shower some other time than right after you shit?
I don't get the hate. I suspect it's some kinda "does it make me gay?" bullshit. Grow up y'all's. Go ahead and smear shit all over yourself. See if I give a fuck.
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Originally Posted by Core Shot
QFT. Do it. Life changer. And you get to start every day with a rim job. What's not to like?Quote:
Originally Posted by jackstraw
Sometimes my head hurts and sometimes my stomach hurts, and I guess it won't be long
Before I'm sitting in a room with a bunch of people whose necks and backs are aching
Whose sight and hearing's fading, and just can't seem to get it up
A couple posts mentioned kids.
There are times when I wish I was too old to deal with mentoring the next generation. She’s a pre-teen.
But catching her pilfing baked sweets (gluten intolerant? testing) while entertaining our hosts, keeps me on my toes.
I pee in the dark standing up. Just use your ears for target. Suck when wife doesn't flush pee tp wipe, piss splatters on my legs and sounds like I'm pissing on a carpet. Maybe I'll just start pissing in the walk in shower in the middle of the night.
I'm too old for gourmet bottled water in the same forum as people who have to defend standing to piss as if it's some sort of accomplishment.
That sounds terrifying.Quote:
Originally Posted by gaijin
What if it were part of Woody Allen's Orgasmatron?
Being in a hurry
User name certainly checks out on this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by half-fast
Drinking more than three drinks per night and/or staying up late.
Ooof, me too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lvovsky
Lol! I resemble those remarks :)
just deal wiv it.
Reading the Salida thread reminded me of another one: serious mountain biking.
The whole « sneakers with a suit « thing. Also « performance khakis « fuck outta here with that shit.
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So… you’re too old for comfortable clothes. Got it.
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How can you be too old for performance khakis? They are so comfortable and the only thing I want to wear in the south when it’s 100 with 80% humidity.Quote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
what's a performance khaki?
Probably should file under « things that bug you but shouldn’t « but that list gets longer as I age…Quote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
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Went to NCAAF game last night.....row of hot young (freshmen?) girls in row in front of us......Having a daughter who's a JR in HS all I could think of was "Put some damn clothes on"...must be getting old......
flame on
You must be nonbinaryQuote:
Originally Posted by pepperdawg
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I just yell at clouds these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn
Although did see the Starlink Satellite train in the sky last night which I thought was the aliens until I looked it up on the inerwebz this am.
I like comfortable khakis at work, but I'm with you on the sneakers with suits thing. That's a stupid trend that needs to die. And not only is it a stupid trend, but they're not just regular sneakers, those thing's are like $250 plus. You can buy a very comfortable pair of dress shoes for $250.Quote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
I'm going to add this style of writing to my list. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
I'm also to old for the performative work clothes thing.
In my office up to a certain level no one seems to give two shits about what they wear and then exactly one level above that everyone is wearing a long sleeve button down (no tie), khakis and either the aforementioned fancy sneakers or dress shoes.
I work in shorts and a button down at home most days but if at my hotels and/or with clients I suit and occasionally tie up.Quote:
Originally Posted by oldnew_guy
Yesterday in DC suit and tie and wingtips ( 12 yo with now rubber soles) comfy as fk to walk allover and fly home
What am I too old for? American football. I dont have 4 hours for 12 minutes of actual action and days of analysis that start as soon as the season ends and never stop, pro and college.
I've always been to old to dress in fancy clothes. I was over it right from the start. Especially for work. No thanks.
Yes, but Premier League, I have plenty of time for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodsy
I am too old for hurricane prep and evacuation. The WORST. At least we see it coming though.