Know how I know you're gay?...Quote:
Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive
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yes he is.
Chicken dinner indeed; and breast meat at that!Quote:
Originally Posted by AbsolutStoli
think this deserves a place here. guy is brian wilson(pitcher for SF Giants) doing a LIVE webcam interview for ESPN a few months ago.
gets good ~40 seconds in if your that impatient
Her tattoo says hemp, but I dont see any paraphernalia...? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by wicked_sick
Got to smoke her bush... she is fucking hot... firey red heads are usually alot of fun and off the hook kinky.....
http://www.comcast.net/articles/news...ia.Robotic.Arm
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VIENNA — In the five years since losing both arms in an accident, Christian Kandlbauer had regained much of his cherished independence thanks to a high-tech, mind-controlled robotic limb. He even got a driver's license.
Now the 22-year-old has died of injuries suffered when the car he was driving veered off the road and struck a tree. The cause of the crash is unknown — including whether the arm had anything to do with it.
"Don't live for others, live for yourself!" Kandlbauer had written on his website, which on Friday was filled with condolences after hospital officials in the southern city of Graz said he did not recover from injuries sustained in Tuesday's accident.
Kandlbauer was the first person outside the United States to wear the innovative, robotic limb that recognized signals from his brain and moved accordingly, said Otto Bock of HealthCare Products GmbH that produced the prothesis.
With a normal prothesis for his right arm and the high-tech prosthesis in place of his left, Kandlbauer's daily life had largely returned to normal. He was able to get a job at a warehouse for an auto repair shop and obtain his driver's license in October 2009.
"Thanks to the mind-controlled prothesis, I'm almost as independent and self-reliant as I was before my accident," he said in comments on the Otto Bock HealthCare Products GmbH website. "I can pretty much live the life before the accident."
For the prothesis to work, four of Kandlbauer's nerves were redirected to his left chest muscles, expert Hubert Egger was quoted as saying on the website in describing the experimental prosthetic.
To enable Kandlbauer to drive himself to work every morning, his Subaru Impreza was adapted with special equipment, including a modified emergency brake and a button to operate the horn, indicator lights and windshield wipers. It was approved by local transportation authorities.
"I like driving," the boyish-faced video game enthusiast said on his site, and he punctuated the remark with a smiley emoticon.
He also posted photos of himself exuding confidence as he sat at the wheel in a white, short-sleeved shirt.
Interviewed earlier this year by the BBC, he said he felt very happy with the high-tech arm.
"It is like my earlier arm," Kandlbauer had said. "I feel that my arm is a part of my body."
He said he lost both arms when he was 17 after climbing up a utility pole and getting shocked by touching a power line in September 2005.
His disability certainly didn't keep him from making plans.
Aside from getting his driver's license, other goals included moving into his own home and taking a trip to Australia.
brian wilson interview was fucking awesome. didn't know he was from NH, fuck yeah!
Fail.
this takes Japanese WTF to an entirely new level. warning, your brain will melt.
Fail, I dunno, I couldn't stop laughing!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
fail was for not embedding the vid correctly
charlie and spike are two kittens with myotonia congenita, otherwise known as 'fainting goat' syndrome. at the slightest sound, the kittens respond by collapsing and falling into a rigid paralysis which lasts about a minute before they return to normal. This condition has hardly ever before been diagnosed in a cat, is rarely found in dogs and is more common in goats. The kittens are able to walk, but they cannot run or jump. aside from this they are normal. sad to report that the black and white kitten (spike) died on 27th october from respiratory failure. thanks for all the kind messages. Due to the crass insensitivity of some of the posts, comments have been disabledQuote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
That shit was funny as hell.... almost makes me want to pull for the Giants in the World Series.Quote:
Originally Posted by ectreeskier11
Looks like Pat Burrell to me... classic.
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Originally Posted by ectreeskier11
what do you mean almost?Quote:
Originally Posted by smmokan
more awesomeness from wilson:
-talks about breakfast
-how he is a certified ninja(mental assassin)
-if your impatient go to 7:20 for the best part
No one is going to like this one very much
(I removed it)
You are right.
You're right Turx. this thread doesn't need that.
Well shit, now I am curious.
Funny how that works, innit?Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
When Ben Spies sneezes, every female within 10 miles becomes pregnant.Quote:
Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA
Fact.
OK, well picture this:Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
Except with a mouse in an aquarium and a giant snapping turtle and lots of swimming with half the body and guts hanging out and still feverishly trying to get away with just your upper half intact. Then, you will have an idea of what we saw.Quote:
Originally Posted by TurxSki
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Oh yeah, cause a mouse and a person are the same thing... All the while you're here trying to starve the snapping turtle population out of existence.Quote:
Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE SNAPPING TURTLES?!
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Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
Aw, man... You mean the food chain's not G rated? That's fucked up!
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Originally Posted by ski.stealer
When did I complain about the video? Commonlaw says he was curious to what the video was and I told him why some people were up in arms. The person i quote was the disgusted one who compared a mouse to a person. I was making it more accurate explaining what we saw since it wasn't a person dying. I think your reading comprehension is what needs work.Quote:
Originally Posted by DoWork
Hmmm, yeah I think that dismemberment, regardless of species, isn't something I wanna see. But it would qualify as "junk," so I couldnt really complain.
i thought KFC chikkinz grew on trees?!Quote:
Originally Posted by DoWork
Do NOT Fuck with this Babushka...
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