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#thesagisreal
Ya, I got two that piss everywhere and get upset when their mom rips them a new one. I have no sympathy, having made peace with how to not have my piece spray piss everywhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by skaredshtles
Tie em in a knot, tie em in a bow, throw em over your shoulder like a continental soldier.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
Good god. I'm too old to read 7 fucking pages worth of complaints by a bunch of old fuckers with nothing better to do.
I think you're "too old" by definition when you have to routinely wake up in the middle of the night to pee.
And yet... here you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
:fmicon:
Ya gotta sit. Get some poopin out of the way while you're there.
Pop quiz hotshot.Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
You wake up at 4am and have to piss, bathroom is pitch black.
Do you sit or stand and aim?
Picking battles that ultimately have no reward other than proving some point, no matter how corrotjay point may be. Just do the TPS reports- I mean, do them stoned to the bejesus whilst spinning dub reggae but just do it and get on with your life. Other people would murder their own grandma for the opportunity you take for granted-
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Turn on the light and remain standing?Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Heh. Lee Scratch Perry and the Upsetters and some fat loads of Gorilla Glue #1. TPS reports can wait.Quote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kenny Satch
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But why? So you can admire your stream that is split in two, (Mazeltov!) and now is going behind the bowl?Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
My god, how are you even eligible for this thread?Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
I am curious why you guys all seem to be pissing in the dark.
Honestly the bathroom light is blinding in the middle of the night and my pee stream sound wakes the wife. Then it takes me 20 minutes to fall back asleep.
Or
Sit quiet in the dark half asleep and stumble back to bed works best for me.
Getting the bathroom redone was the best thing ever. We have the bright ass vanity lights, and some can lights that are on a dimmer. We leave that dimmer switch set super low for nighttime trips, and use the vanity the rest of the time. But I don't wake up to pee, it's just for when I'm coming in for bed and the Mrs. has already gone to sleep.
Back on point, I've been completely done with small gas engines for a long time. Lawn mowers, weed wackers, chainsaws, hedge trimmers, leaf blowers, etc. Anything with a pull start. Their electric cousin can get the job done, a bit slower, but with 95% less bullshit and no maintenance. And if it can't get it done with that, I shouldn't be doing it.
That's how we lead our lives!Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
You guys are weird.
You heathens don't have mention sensing toekick lights in your bathrooms for night pissing? WIerd.
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I'm of the age where I've returned to using plug in night lights. You can buy ones that have sensors and give off enough light so you don't fumble around but aren't bright enough to blind you.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Wait. Whut? You stand to pee?Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
Apparently, fucking around with the Maytag refrigerator drain pan that decided to start leaking today. Repair guy told me it would run about $100 to diagnose/fix because the internal layout of those fridges is "cattywampus" (which I'd already gathered from Google), I was like "how soon can you get here?"
Meh, too old to change now.Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
Its a metaphor for lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by The AD