Missing Titanic Submersible

Just get to news dramatizations and Netflix series already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zjccqFVbbo

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Originally Posted by Timberridge

Well, fortunately the cost (and risk) to remove a dead body from the side of the NJ Turnpike pales in comparison to whatever is going on here. They leave the dead deer there though as a warning to other deer.

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I can say with absolute authority that the deer that follow give zero fucks about their dead buddy on the side of the road over there.

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

I can say with absolute authority that the deer that follow give zero fucks about their dead buddy on the side of the road over there.

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The deer have never read The Lord of the Flies.

How much for the "go see the wreck of the vessel sent to see the wreck" tour?

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Originally Posted by SumJongGuy

How much for the "go see the wreck of the vessel sent to see the wreck" tour?

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Narrated by Xzibit.

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Originally Posted by mud

Just get to news dramatizations and Netflix series already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zjccqFVbbo

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Somehow they are going to make this CEO seem like a real hero if they manage to survive.

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Do you like fishdicks?

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Do you like fishdicks?

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You just know there's going to be some kind of "trapped in a submarine, going to die in 2 days" porno orgy movie.

The origin of that banging sound underwater has been revealed. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...856a93b6ad.jpg

Watching, waiting, commiserating... https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...605cb6cff7.jpg

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The origin of that banging sound underwater has been revealed. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...856a93b6ad.jpg

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LOL

I bet a bunch of said family and friends wish he was in the submarine

Plot twist! Instead of the sub they find that Malaysian Jet down there

and it’s slowly rolling on a treadmill

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Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

Narrated by Xzibit.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like shipwrecks, so we put a shipwreck in your shipwreck.

Dawg.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like shipwrecks, so we put a shipwreck in your shipwreck.

Dawg.

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Pimp My Submarine.

All of a sudden they go from one toilet to 8 with 2 of them being on the back bumper

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Originally Posted by LHutz Esq

I think we may be missing something here.

You get yourself a nice septic tank, culvert type thing. Put in some carpet, a game controller, an lcd screen in a circle on one end and a camp shitter at the other.

You take this sucker out in the ocean, throw some billionaires on it, shake it around a bit, play some b-roll from the titanic on the lcd screen, spray it with water and let them out after a couple hours.

That'll be $150,000 please.

Up sell to the "your-life-is-in-danger-so-this-is-a-real-adventure"(tm) package and keep them rocking for an extra day or two.

Basically a crappier version of Disneyland's undersea adventure for way more money!

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Kind of like Bill Burr's torpedo cruise ships to solve overpopulation bit?

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Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

The deer have never read The Lord of the Flies.

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Well, they can't anymore, that book has been banned.

Anyway, that is the end of OceanGate as a company, right?

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Uh, that's not how it works, they're not cats with 9 lives.

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Figure of speech, kind of like this.

https://youtu.be/KXgqb7qVnFw

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Originally Posted by boltonoutlaw

Well, they can't anymore, that book has been banned.

Anyway, that is the end of OceanGate as a company, right?

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It's a strange way to name a submarine company.

Something more watertight than a gate might have been appropriate?

I keep thinking of the Heavens Gate cult - those dudes that cut their balls off and thought a spaceship or something was coming to save them.

Same thing really, just without the cutting your balls off part.


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Originally Posted by Skistack

I keep thinking of the Heavens Gate cult - those dudes that cut their balls off and thought a spaceship or something was coming to save them.

Same thing really, just without the cutting your balls off part.


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They cut off their entire units I thought.