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Exactly, this has been my late night entertainment for the past two days and I have been rolling on the floor, it is so hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by AfroMullet
I can't believe there are 7 pages of this shit so far.
Pure genious, to entertain me this way.
It's not that funny.
Are you just saying that because she bears some resemblance to your seester?Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
"honey pie" <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: tahoe rental exchange
To: wwmdincali.at.yahoo.com
hey there E...
i am the single mom of a fabulous 4 yr old boy--he is the focus of my life. i am intrigued by your inquiry. have had some part-time girlfriends in the past, but have mainly dated men. not that i have dated but twice since my son has been come along. havent seen the show...is it on cable? so perhaps we should meet and have a glass of wine and see what's up. i currently live in reno and am anxious to move in the next couple of weeks. moved here from dallas/fortworth 2 yrs ago on a whim. (was i insane?) i wish to be able to stay in the house for a year (or close to...) to get settled into the community and save some money. i miss the ocean so much (originally from new england) and enjoy the lake beyond words.
hope you like the pics..
jessica
* by the way, I got the same 2 pics
Oooops, I hadn't checked my e-mail until now and just saw this:
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honey pie <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
Sent : Thursday, May 12, 2005 5:16 PM
To : Superstar Punani <suprstar_punani@hotmail.com>
Subject : Re: Place in Tahoe
more on the dogs...they are mutts. i used to refer to them as lab-mix puppies...but it gave the impression that they are larger than they are. they are spaniel size. the male is solid black with long hair, not fixed. Bear. i keep thinking if i get his little nuts chopped off he will calm down a bit. but then i dont want to take the fire out of him--his blatent lust for dog life--jumping the fence, sniffing everything, chasing cars. he is the bad one. eats the teenage mutant ninja turtles. the female (his sister) has short hair, is all cream and is fixed. Sugar. she is the smarter of the two--but we dont tell that to them. she stayes in the yard, barks at strangers, snuggles on the couch with me.
i was just outside (for the first time all day) and it is lovely! the sun on my skin was incredible! ive gotten so pale! cant wait for summer! is there private space to lay out nekkid at your place? especially since i drove to tahoe on mon thru a friggin blizzard!
i am sure we could work something out that would be mutually beneficial and satisfying...
smooches
jessica
What do a Superstar, a Latin Lover and a hot chick have in common?
O.K., fantastic, this thread is so laugh-out-loud funny! What is the record for length of pages on this sort of thing?
It sounds like honeyblondedd fulfills Punani's fantasies - she's up for some girl-on-girl action. :D
A different tack...
Hi,
Can you include more information on your displacement in cubic inches?
I have a high-capacity swamp cooler for those hot Tahoe summers and it
needs constant adjustment based on the ambient temperature, the
relative humidity and the specific heat capacity of the air inside my
luxurious lumberjack cabin in Rubicon Bay. Perhaps the most attractive
aspect of the house is the hardwearing vinyl flooring that is now so
collectable. I have a paisley print in the head and it matches the
curtains in all but colour and pattern.
I have a tortoise, but I'm certain it could become accustomed to two
small dogs. It's a fast learner and is fully toilet trained. You
mentioned that two of the dogs are smallish but how big are the rest
of them? I'm rather frightened of large dogs since a visit to Juarez
in 1997 when my shoes fell off. I was intrigued to know more about the
delicious encounter mentioned in the ad. Can you bake? I'm rather fond
of stovetop stuffing and would be willing to trade Betty Crocker
products for rent if you could source them in industrial quantities. I
also have a friend who works at a local pizza delivery company who can
get you as many toppings as you like on a deep pan good through Friday
to Monday for just 99c.
My lumberjack cabin has six bedrooms which could prove difficult for
you to come to terms with. It also has a deck overlooking scenic Lake
Tahoe with no visual impairment from satellite dishes or chemical
toilet paraphernalia and a hot tub powered by natural wood chippings.
I also have a wood chipper which is fun to crank up on a Sunday
morning. I have also built an 18th century siege cannon in the back
yard, which is great for hurling old refrigerators into the lake.
Swimming in the lake is not really recommended because it's not only
rather cold but the large number of old refrigerators in the water
tends to make it rather dangerous. My old lodger came down with
tetanus which was a very messy affair. I don't think he'd kept up to
dates with his jabs, instead spending all of his disposable income on
subscriptions to Black Tail.
I spend my weekends skiing, snowmobiling and playing Laserquest, so I
tend to keep myself to myself. If this sounds interesting to you,
please send some pictures of your dogs and the undersides of your feet
(I have an allergy to athletes foot fungus).
Regards
Andy
Roo takin it to a new level. Odds on Roo Anyone?
And a new favorite emerges...
I'm fucking crying here and people are looking at me strangely wondered what I am laughing at.
Roo, stepping it up a notch.
The thread that keeps on giving just keeps getting better.
Any way possible to work all these individual contacts into some sort of group thing with her?
Roo's was so well worded (LOL), but Punani getting rejected by a desperate fat whore has to be embarassing, especially after she warmed up to every other poster afterward
paging Rusty Nails....
She sounds sincere and seems to have her head in the right place. I hope she finds a house, and bet she's fun in the sack.
Roo, your email was off the chain. "I don't think he'd kept up to date with his jabs..." Outstanding.
I dunno about fun in the sack - DO NOT LET HER GET ON TOP!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by jayfrizzo
She has the physical attributes for a respectable blowjob, however.
that is the "right place" for her head.
crying crying...roo - so fucking funny.
What's embarassing is you not stepping up to bat after running your mouth like a lil' bitch nugget.Quote:
Originally Posted by SquawMan
So then, are you the pitcher or catcher?
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Originally Posted by 13
I'm happy to let you "macho" guys go after that fat chick :wink:
woohoo, she's a ton of fun!
Here's an idea:Quote:
Originally Posted by SquawMan
Stop queefing up an otherwise fun/ny thread, mmmkay?
Don't forget about Bear.Quote:
Originally Posted by snow_slider
The mutts got nutts and would probaly enjoy gittin sum too.
No, it's really not. Cruel is funny and this is not cruel enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
it would be funny if Yogachik asks her is she minds if she dresses like Xena Warrior Princess and chases her through the woods behind the house to a cave she has set up like a dungeon where they can have their monthly encounters. Whips and chains required.
tons of lesbian chicks in SF dress like Xena for the Bay to Breakers road race, so she's popular with them for some reason
could get an interesting reply
Where does this stuff come from?Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
From the mind of a genius!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu Gotz