TR: A fall into King Ravine (Mount Adams, NH)

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Originally Posted by From_the_NEK

I carry a bow and a full quiver of arrows. It is like the Hunger Games up there you know. Every man for himself, and WILD ANIMALS!

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Bow and arrow, pfft - I use a sat phone to call in a drone strike

OP please post a trip report of the meeting to recover your gun. Will this occur in a large auditorium? I'm sure every cop, warden and ranger in NH wants to hear your story first hand. Parents may want to bring their children too.

Edit to add - BGnight, if he skis hi consequence lines naked where will he keep his gatt? No way he could get it out of his pack fast enough for a Bigfoot attack.

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Originally Posted by Jaded Loc

I think the most amazing part of this thread is that Rog had an insurmountable lead in the biggest douche on the internet contest and then out of left field Lil Tupac shows up and just blows his ass out of the water.

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Whoa whoa whoa ... lets not get ahead of ourselves now. Clearly the force is strong in our young one but he has a couple decades of stupidity to get to that level!

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How do threads achieve HOF status? I'd like to bring this thread to the attention of whatever committee makes that call and ask that they begin monitoring immediately.

This guy could also be an option for a NH based reality show if there's any TV producers out there.

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Originally Posted by Rise To The Top

Someone found it and I'm on my way up to meet with the State Police, Fish and Game, Ranger Services, and the guy who found it to get it back.

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Originally Posted by telebobski

OP please post a trip report of the meeting to recover your gun. Will this occur in a large auditorium? I'm sure every cop, warden and ranger in NH wants to hear your story first hand. Parents may want to bring their children too.

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Originally Posted by mtnwriter

How do threads achieve HOF status? I'd like to bring this thread to the attention of whatever committee makes that call and ask that they begin monitoring immediately.

This guy could also be an option for a NH based reality show if there's any TV producers out there.

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There are talks of televising the entire event... maybe even a re-enactment or show sponsored by the NH Old Man of the Mountain Caretaking Committee:

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/a...9&d=1397669270

^^^ Bwaaahahaha ... f'in brilliant!

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Originally Posted by telebobski

BGnight, if he skis hi consequence lines naked where will he keep his gatt? No way he could get it out of his pack fast enough for a Bigfoot attack.

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A Level 6 proximity spell obviously. Can't believe I had to spell that out for ya.

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Originally Posted by monkfish

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Originally Posted by Al Mondbrot

Good thing the wolves didn't find the gun.

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The constitutional right to arm bears does not extend to wolves.






OP, about that gun: Plenty of gun owners on this board myself included, but your case has a few weaknesses.

First off, plenty of folks here spend a lot of time in the NE BC. Of all the safety equipment one might carry, a gun for protection against wolves is, to be honest, a bit silly.

Second, "I'm just not taking any chances up there" is pushing it a little, don't you think? Have you read your story?

Last, the general premise that you having a gun in the NH BC is a good idea would be a heck of a lot stronger, had you not lost your gun. Your constitutional or god given right to carry really doesn't factor in.

Thanks for posting your story in the first place. You must have realized you would get some feedback. Consider accepting some of it. Hope you heal quickly, and that at some point you take what you can from the experience.

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I always pack in the great gulf because there are motherfucking snakes in airplane.

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Originally Posted by BGnight

No doubt! Armchair QB: someone who never actually gets out and and does anything. Life is an adventure! Go solo and ski high consequence lines naked on shrooms! Whiny ass pussies. Sorry I read the first 10 comments ITT as it is.

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And then post about it on the internet!

Seen them in pipeline too! Evil premeditated muthaf*cker ones ... ;) dangerous.


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Originally Posted by powdork

A Level 6 proximity spell obviously. Can't believe I had to spell that out for ya.

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Spells may be necessary on the east coast, but I know for a first hand fact that the Bluff Creek CA Bigfoot could be subdued with offers of Rye whisky.

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Originally Posted by ml242

I always pack in the great gulf because there are motherfucking snakes in airplane.

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Leave the room now. On a high note.:biggrin:

BD, I just spit my early afternoon cocktail on my monitor!

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Originally Posted by hhtele

The constitutional right to arm bears does not extend to wolves.






OP, about that gun: Plenty of gun owners on this board myself included, but your case has a few weaknesses.

First off, plenty of folks here spend a lot of time in the NE BC. Of all the safety equipment one might carry, a gun for protection against wolves is, to be honest, a bit silly.

Second, "I'm just not taking any chances up there" is pushing it a little, don't you think? Have you read your story?

Last, the general premise that you having a gun in the NH BC is a good idea would be a heck of a lot stronger, had you not lost your gun. Your constitutional or god given right to carry really doesn't factor in.

Thanks for posting your story in the first place. You must have realized you would get some feedback. Consider accepting some of it. Hope you heal quickly, and that at some point you take what you can from the experience.

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It was a level 3 holster. Couldn't have done anything else to keep it on me, other than getting an absurd level 4.

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Originally Posted by Rise To The Top

other than getting an absurd

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Absurd doesn't seem to have been a particular problem for you previously?

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Originally Posted by Rise To The Top

other than getting an absurd level 4.

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4 is nothing....this thread is headed for 11

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Originally Posted by BigDaddy

There are talks of televising the entire event... maybe even a re-enactment or show sponsored by the NH Old Man of the Mountain Caretaking Committee:

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/a...9&d=1397669270

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Any chance we can get the easter bunny creeping on his shoulder for this one?

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Originally Posted by Rise To The Top

It was a level 3 holster. Couldn't have done anything else to keep it on me, other than getting an absurd level 4.

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Have you looked on the Croakies website?

Thank goodness you didn't lose your penis.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbi...severed-penis/

Skiing with a firearm is awesome. Someone scopes your line - bam! Self-defense bitches.

Is there good skiing in Florida?

Skiing with a firearm also drastically changes "the point".

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Originally Posted by Grape_Ape

Is there good skiing

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This thread is about NH.

So good skiing has nothing to do with it.

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Originally Posted by mtnwriter

Skiing with a firearm also drastically changes "the point".

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THIS.
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