Keep in mind Ullr is thousands of years old, so everyone is a barely legal teen to him.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFugitive
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Keep in mind Ullr is thousands of years old, so everyone is a barely legal teen to him.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFugitive
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Yeah, and I could live to be a million. But I will still want a nice body, perky titties, and a tight pussy on my offerings. Dilly fucking dilly!Quote:
Originally Posted by DJSapp
Quit being such a douchey, chauvinist, egotistical, bitch. No wonder there are so few women on this forum. You want to look at something else? Post it up. Otherwise, appreciate the offerings of others or keep your mouth shut.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
Yeah, 'cause bitches are always checking out this thread, right? Many years ago the Maggets had their own 'Stuuuuud Monkey" thread. You'd probably give them shit for their preferences.
Go back a page or two to see what I like.
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THIS THREAD ISNT ABOUT YOU
What if Ullr is gay?
The gays amongst us should probably share an offerings thread with the ladies. This is the hetero male Ullr thread afaik.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Not that I am in charge. I have no offerings and in turn it keeps raining around here in January.
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Eh, I certainly don't want to see naked dudes, but Ullr accepts all offerings. So long as they are properly offered.Quote:
Originally Posted by uglymoney
You haven't posted any photos in this thread. No one gives a sh*t what you like/don't like. I don't make negative comments about anyone's preference in women, men or otherwise - people can like whatever they want, doesn't bug me and it doesn't bug me to see them showing it off. As TheFugitive said, this thread isn't about you. Keep your negative comments to yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
Fair enough. I forgot momentarily that this thread isn't about me. Bring all offerings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
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Probably swings both ways. Immortal, supernatural beings must have a very different frame of reference and it probably doesn't include ideas like LGBTQRSTUV.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
I could block out her face and show you guys some bobs, but probably not with permission.
Pretty sure He's not into dudes, but I'll ask next time he flies with me. NTTATWWT
Pls show bobs and vagene.Quote:
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
Hopefully we'll be blessed with some snow this winter.
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^^ ULLR obviously approved.
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You seem to give a shit about what I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by shafty85
And you're right; I haven't posted here. Cornfused this thread with the NSFW one.
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Fucking amateurs fucking this up already this season...Attachment 251050
^We'll be measuring in ft instead of inches.
Ancient ULLR accepts all Comers
If it gets wet, it works
Thank God some people still get it.
approve of dimples.
Worth seeing again. Although my skiing will be limited by the amount of long cold showers I now need. A+Quote:
Originally Posted by PowTron
Why, is she underage?
Shafty and Powtron understand. Their ladyfriends obviously appreciate what it takes to keep the god of snows happy. FKNA strong work ladies and gentlemen!
Unfortunately Mrs TheFugi isnt as understanding of Ullr's needs. I will continue to work towards Ullr's happiness never give up!
She should get those varicose veins checked out.Quote:
Originally Posted by PowTron
Huck Schmuck used to post some serious offerings.