Warriors, come out and play-ay.Quote:
Originally Posted by PassTheDutchie
Warriors, come out and play-ay.Quote:
Originally Posted by PassTheDutchie
I've never sent a tweet out, but ^that and TextsFromLastNight - @TFLN - amuse the hell out of me and keep me checking.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
TFLN rules.
Here's a nice best-of for those of us new to Florida Man:Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/201...ts-ranked.html
Pretty sure that high nip is from her cheap implants.
Florida man is a whole thing on reddit too.
This....Quote:
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
Do you suppose Giselle is moaning "Lie to me, Lie to me!"
Taking the whole Blurred thing to a new level....
Somebody school me....why won't DD's twitter vid of him and 4ply dancing it off play when I put [video/]] tags on it?
https://twitter.com/Jklacrosse/statu...279808/video/1
I'm that dude ripping up the fucking dance floor. Watch
I'm gonna guess that Twitter video isn't recognized by this site since this vid of DD and his mom dancing seems to work fine from Youtube.
http://youtu.be/Ec3UktjFLbE
(919):Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Jesus. Some of these are fantastic.
(541):
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Stealing this one...
"I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter."
Ballsy
"So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward"
Truth
"I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart"
I'm always finding stuff like this...
"Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute."
EDIT for burst out laughing
"I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it."
^I don't know which one I stared at longer, this one or the Indian chick. Totally awesome.
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/227283-...cat-wiggle.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by hawkgt
What if I were to tell you that two people got caught fucking in the bathroom at the bar last night?
What if I were to tell you it's also on video. It's possibly the greatest video I've ever seen and you should watch it.
(nsfw obviously)
https://instagram.com/p/2tNO4JK-zX/?...arstool_sports
Edit: video now offline
That bouncer was a roid head dick