Originally Posted by
~mikey b
today’s report
patient stated:
no shit, there I was - naked and alone - when all of a sudden, out of nowhere
BAM
DAMN
I was just skiing along going Mach looney (scientific term for really fucking fast) and I jumped off a rock and landed on a buried log. I hit it right under my left foot and kicked that shoe. I went ass over teakettle (scientific term for wrong side up) and cratered hard. I tucked in my wing because of reasons and came down on my right side. Smashed my right shoulder elbow wrist and ribs.
I had to posthole back up to the log to get my ski.
Sudden Deceleration Syndrome