Checkin the spare...who's the gaper now?Quote:
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Checkin the spare...who's the gaper now?Quote:
Originally Posted by Powpowgrl
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Originally Posted by Powpowgrl
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gigglegigglegiggle. that insult might hit home for someone on NS, but is just silly here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Powpowgrl
You mean the angry spelling-impaired lesbian?
People still use the word extreme? Must be the GSA's mom.
We're not making fun of him because he's wearing something different from the rest of us, we're making fun of everybody because he's wearing something that is the same as the rest of us, just maybe a little shinier and better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Powpowgrl
That is why he is our leader and inspiration to cubical warriors everywhere.
I fear not for our apostle Freeheel. I am sure that in the presence of the GSA, he is surrounded by such a cloud of powder that he cannot get an internet connection through to update. Or maybe he's just too busy skiing.
yes I meant "cubical"
I wish I was more of a gapper, but they are kind of intimidating.
Maybe praying to the gsa would help me with that?
Gaper day bump to the top. The great GSA in breckenage?
In the name of the gopros and climbing harness
Ha ha ha.. Is he?.. Sure about that?.. or is he floundering around, completely out of his depth, as so many of the 'all the gear, no idea' ilk do when blessed with piles of cash but no skill turn up in AK cos it's the rad thing to do and tell your buddies about back in the office.. doesn't seem to me that a guy that walks his skis on a cat-track, rather than skate, in order to access some intermediate terrain is all that competent.. I could be wrong of course..Quote:
Originally Posted by Powpowgrl
BTW If that's blasmphemous then smite me down with a CHAMPAGNE POWDER covered pine branch..
p.s *which*
p.p.s *gapers*
p.p.p.s I ride steeps on a daily basis here at KHMR.. admittedly not quite as gnarly (or anywhere near as vert) as the gnarliest AK terrain but pretty darn close.. A couple of AK guides I know ride here prior to heading up in late-March.. so yeah, a little more extreme but not SO much.. Pretty sure many of the posters here ride as hard..
p.p.p.p.s I don't do rails
p.p.p.p.p.s First post in an EPIC thread.. Thanks for the good times y'all..
This new poster and the silence of Freeheel is not good. Could it be?
the thought crossed my mind; but I have faith that the GSA would pick a better alias than Powpowgrl if he chose to forsake his rightful title...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ski to Be
LAEV HUR ALON!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for straightening all of us mysoginistic, homophobic, bitter old men out with your first post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Powpowgrl
Now, stfu, show us your tits, and get me a beer. Gotto go catch first chair on this windy 20F day with 8" of fresh 7% snow. Training for AK
I Believe
And go make me a bacon sammich while you're at it.Quote:
Originally Posted by telebobski
And get back in the kitchen and cook me a pie...Quote:
Originally Posted by soups818
mmmmmm pie
Yes, and see the above posts for further instruction.Quote:
Originally Posted by sparkletarte.
Posting as a sparkle-tart is a no-no without proof and pics.
Yes I'd love another cup of coffee while your up.
must be Johnny Wades girlfriend from AltaQuote:
Originally Posted by oftpiste
Brothers of the Gospel,
I apologize for my absence ... The GSA blessed us with 3 days of clear skies and deep snow. I am humbled to have witnessed the GSA in the land of the Chugach. He only appeared to me a few times, photos of one of these encounters are below. I was never given an audience with the GSA, he undoubtedly sensed that I was not worthy of such an honor.
http://www.talknerdytomelover.com/st...=1307644306441
However, His other mantras were revealed to us, emblazoned across His chest, the second being 'Battle Mode', and the third simply, 'Fast'. These mantras, when repeated on the top of a run in the Chugach, summon the GSA to your side and ensure every run will be the greatest of your life.
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-E...0/IMG_2003.JPG
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-r...0/IMG_2007.JPG
I thank the GSA for all He has done and for the opportunities He has given, and humbly submit the following stoke in His honor. I will retire now, my work is done and surely no experience hence forth will ever compare.
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-o...0/IMG_2012.JPG
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-y...0/IMG_2025.JPG
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-v...5/100_0829.JPG
^ Hypothesized self awareness or not, the GSA's prophesied path of enlightenment overrides any form of influence present from public opinion!!!! Hail the enduring GSA
Thank you Freeheel. My life is now complete.
Excellent, the long-prophecied right-foot-up GSA Stance. It appears that He has fully crossed over to the spirit realm, now that the goal of Alaska has been achieved. We can all only aspire to a tenth of such greatness. Believe.Quote:
Originally Posted by freeheel80731
His right foot is up! What does this mean? And is that a Menorah atop the RV?Quote:
Originally Posted by freeheel80731
Were any of these tracks made by the GSA? Do any of your Guiding Brethren have photos or vid of his shredding?Quote:
Originally Posted by freeheel80731
You do not search for the GSA. He searches for you.
I am not worthy...
http://www.talknerdytomelover.com/st...=1307644306441