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How do you know your sister's on the rag?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's the difference between a pimple and a priest?
A pimple waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.
damn
A little kid is walking in the woods with a pedophile. As they get get deeper in the woods, the trees get thicker and thicker and it gets darker and darker. The kid turns to the pedophile, "gee mister, I'm scared." The pedophile says, "you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
Too soon?
Q: What’s the difference between a bmw and a pile of dead [insert racial slur]s
A: I don’t have a bmw in my garage.
What does a baby in a microwave smell like?
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I can't remember, I was too busy jerking off
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Thank you. I thought maybe I had taken it too far and destroyed the thread.
For the record, I found mine written on a truck stop bathroom wall in Wheeling WV. While horrifying, you have to admit it’s a clever little rhetorical trick.
I just LOLd in my coffee shop at Basins Microwave joke. Thx
I think even I am offended at some of these:)
What does a 14 year old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both think their mom's gonna kill them..
Dead hookers lives matter? Oh wait...
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Creepy tgr dude, "Wanna play the rape game?"
Normal girl, "No..."
Tgr dude, "that's the idea"
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How do you get a nun pregnant?
Tell the alter boy to fart in her pussy
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umwut
I suppose he could spit there as well
What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?
A woman
What’s the difference between a telemark chick and a hockey player?
Hockey player showers after three periods
what’s the difference between a female raft guide and a jar of peanut butter....?
I can’t fit my fist inside a jar of peanut butter.
What’s the difference between a Tele chick and Sasquatch?
One is big, ugly, hairy, smells really bad and hangs out at treeline
The other is a mythical creature
How do you make a dead baby float?
Root beer and 2 scoops of dead baby.
You know why hitler didn’t drink whiskey?
It made him mean
You know why he shot himself right?
He got his gas bill..
It’s cool ... I can joke about this stuff... my grandfather died at auschwitz..
Fell outta the guard tower...
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“I’m opposed to necrophiliac sex” he said in dead Ernest.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
I can’t jelly my cock up your ass
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Old man and old woman living in a nursing home. For the last 10 years after lunch, they would go to the TV room and she would hold his penis.
One day, she looked out, and there was another woman holding his penis. She approached, and said "I've been loyal and faithful to you for 10 years, I don't understand. What does she have that I don't?"
He replied "Parkinsons."