You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, do you? On a weekday?!
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You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, do you? On a weekday?!
Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
stay outta malibu, leplowski
obviously, you're not a golfer
Could you change the channel?
i had a rough night and i hate the fucking eagles, man.
I wouldn't know dude - I deal in publishing. Entertainment. Political advocacy.
It don't matter to Jesus
Fucking Germans. Nothing changes.
We've been frantically trying to reach you dude.
yeah, well I still jerk off manually.
Heh...of course you doQuote:
Originally Posted by been in it
Well, I can see you're anxious for me to get to the point, so here it is, Dude: where's Bunny?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gez
you mix a hell of a Caucasian, jackie
well I thought you might know that manQuote:
Originally Posted by idahospud
no physical harm intended
Like an Irish monk?Quote:
Originally Posted by MiddleOfNight
Every time my cat takes a shit:
“Ah jesus what’s that smell, man?”
Turns out it was not a vagrant. Just my cat taking a monster cat poop
At least I am house broken
Jackie treehorn knows which Lebowski you are, Lebowski.
You got a good Sasparilla?
link is gone. missed this thread over the years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blatant
big fan
Dudeist Priest, I am
Legit
https://dudeism.com/ordination-form/
No, Walter - It did not look like Larry was about to crack
Frank can’t watch tho. Or he has to pay a hundred
you know whats weird about this movie that just occurred to me though, is that the dude knocks up (in the parlance of our time) a lady who's dad has the same name as him. Isn't that a little odd for the lady? and for her unborn little lebowski? hasn't that ever occured to you, man?
that had not occurred to us, dude.
I'm waiting for the sequel when the kid grows up.
And so, Theodore Donald Kerabatsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been...
Let's go bowling.
Is this your only ID?
I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
Donnie shut the F .. When do we play?
Mind if I do a J?
strong men also cry,
STRONG MEN ALSO CRY.
oh, FKNA
Once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong.
If there's one thing I learned in 'Nam ...
have you ever heard of vietnam? you're entering a world of pain, son.