Johnny, you didn't sound drunk enough. better luck next time!
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Johnny, you didn't sound drunk enough. better luck next time!
Demo, you're the one that turned into a pumpkin Friday night!
Oh shit/ Now I am feeling a little frightened. Which weekend in Feb D? Please don't make it the weekend of the maggot camp #2 down in Utar cause I won;t be around. Ok, 34 botles of beer on the wall...shit this thread is taking way too long to consume 100 bottles of beer. I have personally consumed well over 200 bottles of beer in the last...well I won't tell you/ god damned / marks are getting in the way of the . amerry fuckig x-mas everyoune.
I am not drunk (yet) but felt obligated to post in honor of my first breakfast bloody mary ever. It was warranted today, believe me (but I only had one). And I think one is enough for now!
Sprite
^^Hopefully it was saucy!
I have yet to begin meself, but some vodka-cranberries are on my horizon...
peace,
D.
4 course dinner, wine with each course. Plus cocktails and aperitifs. Oy!
wine wine wine wein wien wine wein wein wien wine
christmas beer is good
poems are so fucking lame
i like vacation
man, it just occurred to me that life is pretty fucking good right now.
Great fam, awesome gf, i live in co, new biz, not broke and have the next week to fuck off around the western us in my new truck. I need to quit being stressed and enjoy the next couple of days...bottoms up!
I'm on my way to being qualified to make a drunk post, and it is only wednesday!
Sprite
That's the cougar spirit!!
Tomorrow is $6 pitcher night and beer pong. :fmicon:
Bamboo forest was killer as was Ho'okipa with a beer in hand. The case of red wine I got for Xmas sure has come to the rescue.....mmmmm, red wine.
pissed outta me gourde
funny when drunk dont post as muc as when I am bored/porcastimating at work
so you kow
just so you know i rule at beerpong, or beirut as you might have it. Bring on any and all comers. mmm, i also like rum. "candy makes you dandy"
The only options are depicted in the picture below.
http://tetongravity.com/forums/attac...1&d=1167355002
Last drunk asdf poist of the year. Here's gto an abrutpt end to a mostr incredibly awesome 2006 and to a most promosinging 2007.
San Dimas High School Football RUELS!!!!
peas.
thank god for salt lake city....thank god taht i brough my own beer. wheeeeeeeeee :D gettin ready for some BC tomorow. life is goooood :D
right here
FKNA! First post in here for the new 2007 year....23yr old and I are gonna throw down some Jagger-bombs and then get funky inverted horizontally.
Hey! Gheepup, if wtp and I do the trip to your backyard, it will be Feb 15-19th...drink up bro, I am getting laid kinky tonight.:D :D :fmicon: :biggrin:
Um..........
Had to.......
Get.....
to the....
Top Page 10 for 2007, Biatches!!!
Now time for some sex and booze.
I just want you guy's to know: I know I am an asshole, and I know i cannot type/sepll, but i respect the worst of you more than the avg. douche.
I am probably getting divorce, I am probably leaving a small fortune behind, but at least im fucking honest.
Stick that in my fucking coffin.
A shout out to my sponsor's Mark West Pinot NOir 2005, MIchelob Clelebrate, Vanilla Oak, Lager 2006/
Did wifey get tired of your delusional adherence to neocon rhetoric?
If not, sorry, brutha. You need to move out west!
Bummer cono. Deep powder hugs are where it's at.
4 beers and a .5 bottle of skin glue applied to make them sticky again and I'm something.
mmmmmm half a bottle of pendelton left. gooed stuff. well, back in dillon visiting the folks, made it up from slc. need to get back to cody....sometime
I've been standing in the shadows of my own life...but that is about to change, beyotches. :)
Nothing like listening to the blues with planty of wine, pastels, and paper on hand to make you wax philosophical. Or just talk a lot of shit. I do that anyway though.
And *thank God* it's officially Tuesday!
:cool:
Sprite
Does a person have to be careful about "trolls" on this forum (I know a forum where trolls love to hide out......)
I always wonder (once again after about 50 "backspaces" to correct my over-educated grammar... fuc####!!!!)
There are just some threads that I am tempted to post on which seem to be a humongous pile of BS!!!! Is it acceptable (there I go, backspacing a hundred times....)
Is it acceptable to "feed the trolls" on TGR??? (another 30 backspaces...)
I've got to teach the future in less than 12 hours... and spend 45 minutes in traffic... and an hour "prettying myself"... and at least an hour in front of Jon
Stewart and Colbert... Thus... I gotta go... (another 16 backspaces...)
:o :eek: :D :biggrin: :FIREdevil :fmicon: :yourock: :mad: :the_finge :tdo13: :redface:
I'M HBEEELAAAZ DRUNK!!!!!!!! MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!!!! TOOMANY exclaimations points, beyeaytch.
doh!!!!!:o
I just toutched legoskiers nads and now he's rubbing my butt with his coc k.
Gate into the heart of Legoland for life in exchange for use anytime backstage passes through pooperhausen gate? Sounds fair to me.:D
peace,
D.
hee
im falling....
down.
Do you prefer beer in a can or beer in a bottle when having a post skiing beer at your vehicle in the parking lot?