Is Ogre still funny

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12-13-2005, 02:54 PM
seldon

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Originally Posted by Villiage Idiot

Hey Seldon. STFU! Your pancake on the bunny was never funny! Way to hit 2000 posts of complete garbage you little bitch!
Your shit doesn't smell any better than mine.

Hey Village Idiot. There's a fucking reason I labeled the thread the Unfunny. Being funny has nothing to do with recognizing humor, bitch.
12-13-2005, 02:59 PM
Villiage Idiot

Quote:

Originally Posted by seldon

Hey Village Idiot. There's a fucking reason I labeled the thread the Unfunny. Being funny has nothing to do with recognizing humor, bitch.

Your post just gave me headache. Wait, all your posts give me a headache. Shouldn't you be out peddling girl scout cookies?
12-13-2005, 02:59 PM
Oscar Wilde

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
12-13-2005, 03:02 PM
Jaque Chirac

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oscar Wilde

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.

GET ZE FUCK OUT OF FRENCH YOU FUCKING FAKE INTELLECTUAL FUCK!
12-13-2005, 03:05 PM
Your Attorney

Quote:

Originally Posted by seldon

Hey Village Idiot. There's a fucking reason I labeled the thread the Unfunny. Being funny has nothing to do with recognizing humor, bitch.

As Your Attorney,

I advise you to get off the interweb and sling those girl scout cookies. I need my retainer tomorrow. Thank you.
12-13-2005, 03:11 PM
Jaque Chirac

Quote:

Originally Posted by Your Attorney

As Your Attorney,

I advise you to get off the interweb and sling those girl scout cookies. I need my retainer tomorrow. Thank you.

IN FRANCE WE HAVE NO ATTORNEYS. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SOCIALIST SPHERE YOU CAPITALISTIC OVERWORKED DOG! YOUR RETAINER IS NOT WORTH THE 30 HOURS A WEEK YOU ARE ALLOWED TO WORK!
12-13-2005, 03:12 PM
Confucius

Confucius say"If you view your problem closely enough,you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.
12-13-2005, 03:12 PM
Buddha

Quote:

Originally Posted by seldon

Hey Village Idiot. There's a fucking reason I labeled the thread the Unfunny. Being funny has nothing to do with recognizing humor, bitch.

Even Buddha laugh at you:fm: , the one is destroyed, we must begin again.
12-13-2005, 03:15 PM
Jaque Chirac

Quote:

Originally Posted by Confucius

Confucius say"If you view your problem closely enough,you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.

I'LL LET YOUR ASS VIEW MY CIGARETTE RIGHT BEFORE I BRAND YOU WITH IT YOU PLATITUDE-SPEWING PIECE OF AMERICAN SHIT!
12-13-2005, 03:20 PM
Confucius

Confucius say" Everybody is somebody else's asshole"
12-13-2005, 03:22 PM
Jaque Chirac

Quote:

Originally Posted by Confucius

Confucius say" Everybody is somebody else's asshole"

ZE FRENCH DO NOT HAVE ASSHOLES! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE INSINUATING ABOUT MY CULTURE YOU PIG
12-13-2005, 03:26 PM
DaveTV

Memo to Jaque: This was a funny thread - u are ruining it..;)
12-13-2005, 03:27 PM
Buddha

Hey Frenchie, You can start with spelling your fucking name right? You were a half degree funnier as orge you little puta madre

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Chirac

ahh, the one is lost forever.
12-13-2005, 03:28 PM
Confucius

Confucius say simple minds are recognized by........."when in doubt, mumble...when confused yell'
12-13-2005, 03:29 PM
aspenskibum

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oscar Wilde

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.

you're gay, you know that right?
12-13-2005, 03:29 PM
Jaque Chirac

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buddha

Hey Frenchie, You can start with spelling your fucking name right? You were a half degree funnier as orge you little puta madre

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Chirac

ahh, the one is lost forever.

Hey Buddha

ze french do not need to spell correctly to prove our superiority, you stupid piece of shit.
12-13-2005, 03:30 PM
bbirtle

Dude, you're complaining about us, here's two ALIASES battling it out. And one of them can't even spell his own name right - it's Jacques Chirac.

I bet they're the same person and I can almost guess who it is even...
12-13-2005, 03:31 PM
bbirtle

Goddamit I give up. You guys post too fucking fast...
12-13-2005, 03:31 PM
iceman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buddha

orge

Maybe you should cut him some slack on the spelling.
12-13-2005, 03:35 PM
Jaque Chirac

Quote:

Originally Posted by iceman

Maybe you should cut him some slack on the spelling.

INDEED

Name: Jaque Chirac
Password: Ogre.

FWIW, I'm not part of the Ogre collective, though I think he's fucking hilarious.

First to use their own email gets to keep my misspelled French fuck.
12-13-2005, 03:36 PM
Confucius

Confucius say"we are all going down the same road in different directions
12-13-2005, 03:37 PM
DJSapp

Ogre = Still funny as hell. One simple phrase can drive the whole board to maddness. Simple brillance.
12-13-2005, 03:37 PM
Buddha

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Originally Posted by iceman

Maybe you should cut him some slack on the spelling.

Ahh, the bright ones return... can you read phonetically... fuk face :)
12-13-2005, 03:37 PM
Karl Stall

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Originally Posted by Zeedashbo

iceman: totally on point.

Our own Sherlock Holmes - on point.
12-13-2005, 03:39 PM
Buddha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaque Chirac

Name: Jaque Chirac
Password: Ogre.

FWIW, I'm not part of the Ogre collective, though I think he's fucking hilarious.

First to use their own email gets to keep my misspelled French fuck.

one brainless pussy down, three to go.:the_finge
12-13-2005, 03:47 PM
Confucius

Confucius say"confucius must leave for work,will miss mirth
12-13-2005, 09:46 PM
f2f

this thread is a http://www.ryanspade.com/images/trainwreck.jpg and like in a real http://www.thinkandask.com/images/trainwreck.gif, i can't stop watching...
12-14-2005, 01:44 AM
TheDevil

I am TheDevil

I am drunk and stoned and horny. After all, I am TheDevil. Where is that nymph? I knew I liked that goat god for a reason.

Anyway, I just wanted to let you all know that when you die just save yourself some time and take the stairway down not up because "He" is just going to send you down here anyway with his own suggestions about what to do with you. Trust me, you don't want him giving me ideas.

So far, I also want you to know that I am going to make you all walk around barefoot in the desert for all of eternity when you maggots eventually come knocking on my gate. You will also be packing ALL of your gear ( I do mean ALL and not just your ski gear) searching for snowy mountains that don't exist. MuaHaaaaHaa! Thats for everyone so far.

I almost forgot. Squawman and Ogre have earned special treatment. SquawBoy will forever be damned to being the 12 year old boy that he was or is (I don't know, I am not God). He will then be placed in that gay bar forever. Ogre shall spend his eternity strapped to a seat in various engineering classrooms during lectures full of students. His mouth will be duct taped so he could not yell out....well, you know the word all too well so I won't bore you with it.

See you all in hell :FIREdevil
12-14-2005, 03:19 AM
Mean Gene Okerlund

looks like ogre just got the proverbial folding chair to the back. booya.
12-14-2005, 06:03 AM
Mrs Roo

I can't believe I just wasted an hour reading this compelling drivel.

I'm a nerd; I think Ogre is funny; you're a bunch of schoolboys (which amuses me no end); Iceman's right; I like the aliases, even the ones I argue with (right Jubking, whoever you were?); some of you should go away because the humour is lost on you; I think I may stalk a few folk aswell 'cos the reaction is priceless; even I'd take Squawman on for a bitch fight in stilletos (only hair pulling and scratching allowed); I have a hangover and I'm in a mean mood so quit the whining bollocks and go get a degree in irony you mummy's boys. God, I need some chocolate.
12-14-2005, 06:17 AM
Confucius

Confucius say " now not good time to be bad roo "
12-14-2005, 09:22 AM
Lobot

Ogre's hatred of nerds is misplaced. Nerds really pay the bills for me and I'm forever in their debt.

Thank you nerds!
12-14-2005, 09:24 AM
Tap

i agree w/ Mrs. Roo.

bitches.
12-14-2005, 09:59 AM
DaveTV

Multiple aliases: So hot right now... http://www.arcticchat.com/forums/sty...lt/engarde.gif
12-14-2005, 10:53 AM
sea2ski

Quote:

Originally Posted by f2f

this thread is a http://www.ryanspade.com/images/trainwreck.jpg and like in a real http://www.thinkandask.com/images/trainwreck.gif, i can't stop watching...

So true. I can't believe someone hasn't created a new alias from Hot Dog..the Movie because you know there is only one way to settle a feud like this.

CHINESE DOWNHILL!!!!!!!
12-14-2005, 11:14 AM
LegoSkier

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Originally Posted by Confucius

Confucius say " now not good time to be bad roo "

OK, thats funny!
12-14-2005, 11:23 AM
Ogre's Bitch

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs Roo

I can't believe I just wasted an hour reading this compelling drivel.

I'm a nerd; I think Ogre is funny; you're a bunch of schoolboys (which amuses me no end); Iceman's right; I like the aliases, even the ones I argue with (right Jubking, whoever you were?); some of you should go away because the humour is lost on you; I think I may stalk a few folk aswell 'cos the reaction is priceless; even I'd take Squawman on for a bitch fight in stilletos (only hair pulling and scratching allowed); I have a hangover and I'm in a mean mood so quit the whining bollocks and go get a degree in irony you mummy's boys. God, I need some chocolate.

Bitch Slap
http://www.freakingnews.com/entries/2500/2837YEGD_w.jpg
nerd!
12-14-2005, 11:33 AM
KANUTTEN

Tech question;

Eeeeeehr,

Is there a way to change the "no" I originally answered in the poll to a "yes"?
12-14-2005, 01:14 PM
splat

The devil logged on to TGR
he was looking for some souls to keep
He was thinking it’d be easy
But he found out it was deep
When he came across this Ogre guy
Playing nerd fiddle he was oh so very sweet
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump
and said Ogre let me tell you what
I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a nerd fiddle player too
And if you'd care to make a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good nerd fiddle boy
but give the devil his due
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
cuz I think I'm better than you
The boy said my name's Ogre
and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet your gonna regret
cuz I'm the best nerd killer that's ever been

Ogre you rosin up your bow
and play your nerd fiddle hard
Cuz hell broke loose on TGR
and the devil deals it hard
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul

(Nerd fiddle solo)

The devil opened up his case
and he said I'll start this show
And fire flew from his fingertips
as he skied across the snow
And he pulled the bow across his nerds
and it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
and it sounded something like this

Devil’s Nerd Fiddle Solo

When the devil finished Ogre said
well you're pretty good JONG mag
But sit down in that chair right there
and let me show you how to bag

Nerds on the forum run boys run
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun
Mrs. Roo in London slingin them turds
Callin all the whiners dumb ass nerds

The devil bowed his head
because he knew that he'd been beat
He laid that golden fiddle
on the ground at Ogre’s feet
Ogre said “devil just come on back, you turd
if you ever want to try again
'Cause I told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the one who knows his nerds"

And he played Nerds on the forum run boys run
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun
Mrs. Roo in London slingin them turds
Callin all the whiners dumb ass nerds
12-14-2005, 02:12 PM
BakerBoy

Quote:

Originally Posted by splat

The devil logged on to TRG

TRG?

http://www.trg.org/

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