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02-10-2022, 10:45 PM
ötzi

There's voting?
02-10-2022, 10:54 PM
riser4

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Originally Posted by skifishbum

david smoked as metric assload of crack
at least a sailboats worth
always been a pandora guy
so not needing to support the spots was easy

my wife cuts whats left of it
and the freak flag still flies

Funny you mention David. I look sorta like him right night, rocking the David Crosby facial hair style or close to it. So that i can wear an N95. No, I'm not going to prove it. I look the overweight version of him. Too bad I can't sing.
02-10-2022, 10:57 PM
PNWbrit

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Originally Posted by altasnob

I've come up with a great idea. This is a community, and like any community, you want people to be net contributors, not net detractors. Several have expressed their desire for me to just go away. I would have heeded that advice long ago, had I thought it represented the voice of the community as a whole. But I could be wrong about this. So it's time to vote me off the island. If 50 TGR members post on this thread with words to the effect of GTFO, I will delete my account and never post here again. Rest assured I will never create an alias as I think that is a sign of severe mental health issues. The one wrinkle is if anyone posts in this thread not asking me to leave, that deletes one of the GTFO votes. Capeesh.

To speed up the process, I've already collected the following GTFO votes, based on past "ignore list" proclamations and general insults:

Danno, babybear, Triungulate, jono, kinickinick, telee, ml242, buzzworthy, bennymac, k2skierfromPdx, Harry, Skifishbub, Wooley, Skij, skiskisski, Magnificent Unicorn, mcphee, Leelau, garyfromterrance

That's 19

XXX-er said he doesn't want me to leave, so that brings the vote down 1 to 18.

If I miscalculated any of the votes above, let me know. You can, of course, abstain from voting as well.

So just 32 more votes to go to get altasnob the boot! Let the voting commence!

One more vote here. Go away.

Do you enjoy this?

Don't you have anything better to do?

50 is kinda arbitrary?

"Capeesh?"

Seriously?
02-10-2022, 11:04 PM
bennymac

I’m really looking forward to the “I never got 50 votes so now I have a mandate to continue being a narcissist cuntrarian in every thread I can get my hands on” phase of this train wreck.

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02-10-2022, 11:06 PM
MagnificentUnicorn

This thread has got some wheels finally.

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02-10-2022, 11:07 PM
MagnificentUnicorn

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Originally Posted by riser3

Funny you mention David. I look sorta like him right night, rocking the David Crosby facial hair style or close to it. So that i can wear an N95. No, I'm not going to prove it. I look the overweight version of him. Too bad I can't sing.

David Crosby is my Eskimo brother, true story

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02-10-2022, 11:25 PM
bennymac

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Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

David Crosby is my Eskimo brother, true story

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It’s talk like this that will get this thread moved… to the Hall of Fame!
02-10-2022, 11:33 PM
The AD

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Originally Posted by XXX-er

I don't know you or any of these guys and i think yer a dumb ass

Gotta say, XXX-er has been bringing the funny lately. :)
02-10-2022, 11:35 PM
Bunion 2020

@Alta's Knob, I don't want you banned or to go away so that is yet another Stay vote:biggrin:.

I do want you to write your long winded bullshit out in its completed form re-read it and 60% of the time to hit cancel instead of reply.
02-11-2022, 06:38 AM
riser4

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Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

David Crosby is my Eskimo brother, true story

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Hopefully you were ahead of him in the batting order?
02-11-2022, 07:41 AM
MagnificentUnicorn

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Originally Posted by riser3

Hopefully you were ahead of him in the batting order?

I would have been 8 at the time, so no

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02-11-2022, 07:50 AM
mcphee

Altasob is a LIAR and a THIEF who has an UGLY child

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02-11-2022, 08:13 AM
ill-advised strategy

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I would have been 8 at the time, so

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02-11-2022, 08:57 AM
altasnob

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Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate

I’m finding it low key hilarious how CoreShit’s butthurt thread got hijacked to become the alta’s nob butthurt thread [emoji23]

My apology to Coreshot. But this is has been simmering ever since Skidog and Deebased got the boot. I never really paid attention to Skidog, but I was actually interested in what Deebased had to say. I live in a liberal bubble, and he offered a view out of that bubble.

After babybear told me to leave, I was thinking, I can't recall responding to anything she's ever posted on TGR, nor her responding to me. She's on the totally opposite corner of this place than me, so why does she care? I hang out in a handful of threads so I am easily avoided. Is she getting hot and bothered reading this verbal diarrhea and not chiming in? Anyway, not disparaging babybear but I don't understand why people can't avoid and skim over thoughts they don't like (I do it all the time).
02-11-2022, 08:59 AM
altasnob

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Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Do you enjoy this?

Actually, yes. Not as good as in person social interaction but better than nothing. I would have thought a surly Englishman who has been booted off ski forums would understand this. But I'll still ski with you Brit.
02-11-2022, 09:04 AM
altasnob

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Originally Posted by Ted Striker

Also, take this kids in the hall segment to heart

LOL. I ascertain what you are getting at, and I will delineate accordingly.
02-11-2022, 09:06 AM
altasnob

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Originally Posted by skiskiskiskiski

Melt downs are fun

See, this is the problem with banning people. It's hard enough to keep track of y'all without the reincarnations.
02-11-2022, 09:07 AM
altasnob

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Originally Posted by mcphee

Altasob is a LIAR and a THIEF who has an UGLY child

What is mcphee going to do with himself now that I am not around?
02-11-2022, 09:09 AM
mcphee

Quote:

Originally Posted by altasnob

Actually, yes. Not as good as in person social interaction but better than nothing. I would have thought a surly Englishman who has been booted off ski forums would understand this. But I'll still ski with you Brit.

You’ve been accused of charging your clients while you post here incessantly. How do you plead?

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02-11-2022, 09:09 AM
altasnob

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Originally Posted by BobMc

I’ll play. You should go back to your human interaction activities. Perhaps grab some nice glass and watch some birds with Big Steve.

GTFO

Thanks for voting Bob! Excellent advice, and I think I will follow it. The voting thing was pretty silly anyway. A tout à l'heure
02-11-2022, 09:12 AM
altasnob

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Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate

Well the actual content of your posts is not that funneh

You have to admit, that snowboard joke was pretty damn funny.
02-11-2022, 09:18 AM
ex-powderbroker

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02-11-2022, 09:30 AM
bennymac

Altssnob does it bother you that a sponge brain like Core Shot probably kicked your ass on the LSAT?
02-11-2022, 09:55 AM
mcphee

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Originally Posted by altasnob

You have to admit, that snowboard joke was pretty damn funny.

Just keep posting through it, bub

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02-11-2022, 09:57 AM
riser4

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Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

I would have been 8 at the time, so no

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Oh. Then this is milf cougar related. Interesting.
02-11-2022, 10:51 AM
MagnificentUnicorn

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Originally Posted by riser3

Oh. Then this is milf cougar related. Interesting.

Yeah, but before those were part of the lexicon

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02-11-2022, 10:53 AM
MiddleOfNight

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Originally Posted by riser3

Oh. Then this is milf cougar related. Interesting.

maybe student/teacher thread?
02-11-2022, 10:57 AM
MagnificentUnicorn

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Originally Posted by MiddleOfNight

maybe student/teacher thread?

No, I was 19 and we met at Hussongs Cantina in Ensenada in 1988. She was 39

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02-11-2022, 12:56 PM
MTT

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02-11-2022, 01:03 PM
XXX-er

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Originally Posted by altasnob

XXX-er said he doesn't want me to leave, so that brings the vote down 1 to 18. !

I don' care if you leave or stay I just want you to shut yer festerin gob
02-11-2022, 01:41 PM
Core Shot

If we’re going to vote altasnob off the island

Can I be voted off too?

This place is a time suck. :fmicon:

Imagine the work I could get done without you fucktards.
02-11-2022, 01:50 PM
Kinnikinnick

Quote:

Originally Posted by altasnob

My apology to Coreshot. But this is has been simmering ever since Skidog and Deebased got the boot. I never really paid attention to Skidog, but I was actually interested in what Deebased had to say. I live in a liberal bubble, and he offered a view out of that bubble.

After babybear told me to leave, I was thinking, I can't recall responding to anything she's ever posted on TGR, nor her responding to me. She's on the totally opposite corner of this place than me, so why does she care? I hang out in a handful of threads so I am easily avoided. Is she getting hot and bothered reading this verbal diarrhea and not chiming in? Anyway, not disparaging babybear but I don't understand why people can't avoid and skim over thoughts they don't like (I do it all the time).

Its when multiple threads are clogged with your inane posts that people get tired of it.

I decided that your content was mostly devoid of interest to me and your posts just make it more difficult to read threads.

Start your own butthurt thread regardless.

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02-11-2022, 01:52 PM
skiskiskiskiski

Quote:

Originally Posted by Core Shot

If we’re going to vote altasnob off the island

Can I be voted off too?

This place is a time suck. :fmicon:

Imagine the work I could get done without you fucktards.

Nobody makes you come here and read or post. You do get to make that choice on your own.
02-11-2022, 01:59 PM
Kinnikinnick

Quote:

Originally Posted by Core Shot

If we’re going to vote altasnob off the island

Can I be voted off too?

This place is a time suck. :fmicon:

Imagine the work I could get done without you fucktards.

No, but…

https://youtu.be/SbPmM6gt_hE

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02-11-2022, 02:05 PM
Beder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Core Shot

If we’re going to vote altasnob off the island

Can I be voted off too?

This place is a time suck. :fmicon:

Imagine the work I could get done without you fucktards.

You fail at clever/smart/funny. Don't your kids tell you this?
02-11-2022, 02:27 PM
Core Shot

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Originally Posted by Beder

You fail at clever/smart/funny. Don't your kids tell you this?

Damn. Now butt hurts again. Where’s that cream?
02-11-2022, 03:48 PM
teleee

You do know you can remove yourself form the island at any point right? This isn’t a penal colony.
speaking of, I wonder if Altacunts have gone into shock seeing as how they must be getting inundated with attention today.

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02-11-2022, 03:56 PM
Core Shot

Lol. Yeah.

It’s not a prison. I guess that joke went over your head

But it is like a crack house. You bastards keep me coming back. Damn you
02-11-2022, 04:19 PM
teleee

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

Lol. Yeah.

It’s not a prison. I guess that joke went over your head

But it is like a crack house. You bastards keep me coming back. Damn you

Oh I got the joke, I just happened to think mine was funnier…

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10-08-2023, 09:45 AM
Core Shot

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Originally Posted by teleee

Oh I got the joke, I just happened to think mine was funnier…

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This might be a penis colony

We need more clams.

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