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Originally Posted by KQ
Meanwhile in Indian River County good ol Florida Man gets one up on the Sheriff!
I fucking love this guy!! He would fit in well around here...
https://youtu.be/h6MFLMWKO0w
He could pass for light skinned African.
He better drive totally sober and at the speed limit from now on.
I knew people that worked at disney and they would get my crew in for free. We would take mescaline or fry and giggle for hours and hours.Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
Just traveling to FLA ain't safe. It changes you man...and woman too.
- Florida authorities say a Louisiana woman beat her wife with a bedpost, apparently upset her spouse put their marijuana through a washing machine.
https://www.local10.com/news/florida...a-deputies-say
Yeah, no. There’s a wall now.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFugitive
And they only open the gate for the UGA-UF game and hot Jersey babes heading to Orlando.
He doesn’t look too upset.Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
Boat captain arrested for allegedly threatening, holding passengers hostage during fishing trip
https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoo...ostage-fishing
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Captain Mark Bailey, 36, was hired by Carlo Lopeparo, 35, for a day-long fishing excursion in Sarasota on Sunday. Lopeparo paid $2,000 for the trip and brought his friends and family, the Herald-Tribune reported.
According to the Herald-Tribune, the son of one of the passengers, Jason Rialmo Jr., 15, went to get a beer for his uncle, Lopeparo, from the captain’s pail on the second deck of the small charter boat. Bailey allegedly told the teen to put it back but Rialmo Jr. thought he was joking and brought the beverage down to the group. Bailey reportedly followed Rialmo Jr. and grabbed him by the necklace, which broke.
Lopeparo then reportedly got into an argument with the captain and began “yelling and screaming” before other passengers intervened.
The passengers tried to get the captain to return to shore around 2:45 p.m., but Bailey continued to steer the boat another 10 to 15 miles out. According to the passengers’ police reports, Bailey was drinking beer and rum during the trip. One passenger claimed to have seen the captain snorting cocaine and another alleged he was smoking a joint.
At one point on the trip, Bailey allegedly called Christopher Giuffre Jr., 23, up to the second deck and threatened him by saying, “I have a 9 mm and if I want, I will put a bullet in each of your heads and leave you out here,” the Herald-Tribune reported.
duct tape that stupid fck and head for shore to make a police report at the slip.
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Originally Posted by TBS
Maybe she's from London?Quote:
Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive
Maybe but the Tampa St Pete area is a Florida as Fl getsQuote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
With my hometown a very close second
https://spacecoastdaily.com/2019/06/...t-fitness-gym/Quote:
Titusville Man Arrested After Masturbating In Front of Customer At Fitness Gym
“Alcohol May have played a role in her arrest”Quote:
Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive
Looks more like meth
Living in Bradenton Beach one winter when I was 18 was an interesting experience. It was the nursery where snowbirds went to learn how to be good Florida Mans and Womans. Thanks but no thanks. Holy fuck. I wonder how many of the people I met in my age range are still alive.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFugitive
Poor bastard...
https://news.google.com/articles/CBM...S&ceid=US%3Aen
Honest officer, that white powder on my nose is not mine.
https://rare.us/rare-humor/florida-man-cocaine-on-nose/
A Florida woman was arrested last week on allegations that she squeezed her boyfriend’s testicles until they bled, police said.
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The report said the woman — identified as 21-year-old Katie Lee Pitchford — had become “enraged” during an argument.
An arrest affidavit, cited by the Miami Herald, said the man’s face was bloodied and had visible bruising. The man reportedly told officers that Pitchford had grabbed him “by his b—s and squeezed them until they bled.”
Pitchford was arrested for battery and accused of violating her probation, the Sun-Sentinel reported.
https://nypost.com/2019/06/11/florid...hey-bled-cops/
keywords: enraged, squeezed balls bled, battery, violating probation
Plus aggravated eyebrows....Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
She got the look of crazy
Kinda gives off that "touch me, get cut" vibe...
She's a real ball breaker.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
Per this
She Works as a Hair Stylist, Colorist & Extension ArtistQuote:
Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
Which explains everything
Go to 2:30
Edit to add - she was 6 months away from getting off probation for kicking a cop in the face.
[QUOTE=Vt-Freeheel;5690389]Nutty katie-lee-pitchford/
I’ve got a fake name, a burner, and an athletic cup. I’m going in, wish me luck.
^she looks like a Tiffany
I like redheads.
evidently she'll give you oneQuote:
Originally Posted by riser3
She seems nice.
From the ‘whatever floats your boat’ category. FL man edition
https://apple.news/AcE4_QeUVSieWW7JZkupysw
Sub teenage fantasy revisitedQuote:
Originally Posted by east or bust
He thought he snagged a villa for $9,100. He got a foot-wide strip of land.
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/b...coy-story.html
Trump launches re-election bid before jam-packed arena in Orlando
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tru...-orlando-arena
marion-county-man-fatally-shoots-mother
OCKLAWAHA, Fla. —
Deputies in Florida say a man murdered his mother, killed their dog and then set their home on fire.
WESH spoke with someone living nearby who came face to face with the murder suspect.
Florida fucken lovez Trump!Quote:
Originally Posted by muted
A high school principal is reassigned after writing that he couldn't say the Holocaust was 'a factual, historical event'
(CNN)The principal at a Florida high school is being reassigned to a position with the school district after revelations that he wrote emails to a parent that seemed to cast doubt on the historical veracity of the Holocaust.
"It is out of an abundance of concern and respect for the students and staff of Spanish River Community High School that School District Administration has decided to reassign Principal William Latson effective immediately," the School District of Palm Beach County wrote in a statement.
In April 2018, a parent reached out to William Latson, the principal at Spanish River Community High School in Boca Raton, with a question about how the school handles the Holocaust in its curriculum.
"I can't say the Holocaust is a factual, historical event because I am not in a position to do so as a school district employee," Latson responded, according to the school district.
The Palm Beach Post published the excerpts from the emails on Friday after obtaining them via an open records request.
According to the paper, Latson went on to write, "Not everyone believes the Holocaust happened. And you have your thoughts, but we are a public school and not all of our parents have the same beliefs."
However, the school district said Latson's email wasn't just "offensive," it was totally out of step with its education efforts, adding that the system is and always has been "working diligently to be a leader in mandatory Holocaust education for students in grades K-12."
"The District's curriculum is based on historical fact," the statement added.
CNN has filed a public information request and reached out to Latson as well as the district for further comment.
In a statement to the Palm Beach Post, Latson said, "I regret that the verbiage that I used when responding to an email message from a parent, one year ago, did not accurately reflect my professional and personal commitment to educating all students about the atrocities of the Holocaust."
The school district said it "counseled" Latson "about the choices he made in responding" to the parent's emails and instructed him to "further expand" his school's Holocaust curriculum.
Latson traveled to Washington to visit the US Holocaust Museum and learn more about the mass genocide perpetrated by the Nazi regime that took the lives of 6 million Jews in Europe.
But district officials still felt that Latson's words were causing a "major distraction for the school community," and they moved to place him in a new role.
"Every generation must recognize, and learn from, the atrocities of the Holocaust's incomprehensible suffering and the enduring stain that it left on humankind," Palm Beach County school board Chairman Frank Barbieri Jr. said in a statement.
CNN's Amanda Watts and Konstantin Toropin contributed to this report.