how do you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by GapersGoHome
ok 34 maybe wasnt true cougar, but >10 years makes it close (when you are 23)
how do you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by GapersGoHome
ok 34 maybe wasnt true cougar, but >10 years makes it close (when you are 23)
sorry.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Jax
Hey Raps, see if her picture is in here.
NSFW www.cougarsinheat.com NSFW
This beats my Cougar hunting thread hands down.
But I still say you should toss up the pictures for a very short period of time.
If I end up staying with Raps we might get some interesting footage.
Cougars in HD!
Ok so the saga continues.......
This is kinda getting out of hand......since she is such good friends with my roomie, she is around a lot.....and now that we've hooked up a few times she is getting way too comfortable with me......here is my dilemma.....
We talked some more last night and i threw in a "whats the wildest thing you've done" comment to stir things up.......well damn she is a wild cougar......i mean there isn't much she HASN'T done.....she mentioned that she likes to get with women etc and do the whole group thing......yeah so that 3 some idea would be a fairly easy feat
BUT, now it seems like it is turning into a more regular thing, not just a oh i ran into this cougar again and we went at it. I mean i'm not gonna lie, i have been showing her a good time in the ol' bedroom so she keeps wanting more and is talkin about how we are so good together in bed.....she also has a ton of baggage....divorced and an ex boyfriend with a restraining order - i definitely don't want to get involved with that. Now she's asking for a ride to her belly dancing class this afternoon? WTF?
Do i cut it off before i get trapped or do i sack up and try to have some crazy 3 some....WWMD?
BWAAWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
CUT AND RUN!
Just don't allow yourself to get trapped. Have a threesome, put it in her Brown Palace, then cut it off it gets too serial.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
You've been given the key to the Cougar den. Sack up and slay that shit.
Edit to add: Ponder this, Raps. have you ever had a girl lick your nuts while another girl sucked your dick? If the answer is no, then I think you know the answer.
Cut bait. Tell her you just got out of a relationship and you're not ready for anything more than friends. "It's not you, it's me."
Think "Fatal Attraction" or "Play Misty for me"
I think you shot too soon.. Should have waited for a kitten.
i may be speaking from my history of having a hard time getting laid in Aspen when I lived there but def dont turn off the faucet. sheisnt looking for a bf, just dont be so available.
Don't cut bait...just set guidlines...let her know this isn't an exlusive thing. Do not run scared, stand your ground and you take control.
I think the fact that she likes chicks and group sex indicates that exclusivity to her is verbotten.Quote:
Originally Posted by shirk
Good call - i think this route would be best.......i don't wanna completely break it off so maybe if she tries to sack up with me again in the next few days i will give it to her straight - i mean she doesn't want a bf either but it sure feels a little too close.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodsy
True, she was talkin bout sex parties and shit.....i just want it to be like a once every couple weeks thing, not every couple days......Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
You realize in the context of this thread that this can mean two things? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
Next step is to bang one (or more) of her friends and let the competition over you begin.
You're their toy, they are talking about you, so take advantage of it.
My advice is that again, you have been given the keys to the Cougar den. You want to go these sex parties. You're young and in charge of the sitaution. So long as you are--gasp--sensitive to her needs and don't burn any bridges, but still allow yourself control of the situation, you'll have enough material for a year's worth of Penthouse forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
wow,
sounds like the crazy train broke down is A$$$SPEND.....
keep the comedy comin', mang
belly dancing class ...... classic !
Who has the restraining order? Her or her ex bf? She wants to take you to class to show you off to the girls.
that is the single greatest piece of advice I have ever seen offered on this fucked up corner of the internet. Can we get that made into a sticker?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
Putting my thinking cap on...
While I cue up the porn, here's my quick take. You are clearly going to end this sometime/someday... But do it AFTER the sex parties, NOT BEFORE!!!
Exactly... don't shut it down yet. Think of your grandkids and the stories you'll tell!Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodsy
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Originally Posted by Rontele
I'll let these gentlemen speak for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Pappagiorgio
She's a grownup, I'm sure she can handle you laying down some boundaries, just be honest and let her know that your only interested in keeping it casual. She'll prolly appreciate it, then you get the nasal sex with all her friends.
Oh, you chould check www.urbancougar.com too to see if she's there.
Great thread and hopefully we'll see pics...eventually.
Tell her you're busy and can't give her a ride. (If you're not actually busy, FIND something to do during that time.) Don't spend any money on her or her friends unless it's for alcohol or rubbers. DO let her know since that you're new in town and are still getting your bearings and getting shit together that you aren't ready to full-on commit yet. Keep the door open but be kind and tread lightly so as not to run her (or her friends) off. You need to be as ambiguous as possible about this, while still remembering to be sensitive and understanding of her feelings and needs at the same time. Be playful during your "talk" and use this opportunity to build some sexual tension to leverage to your advantage in the short term. After the "talk" it's okay to be the whipping boy for a little bit if you need to in order to maintain balance in the situation - it'll pay big returns in the long run.
You've landed a gold mine dude.
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Originally Posted by Huckwheat
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Originally Posted by Jax
More to the point...
34 early 80s... lets call it 85 for giggles... + 22 years = 46 in 2007... hmmmm...
Same Cougar? Can't be too many 46 year old ex Pro Jet Skier Cougars out there...
just sayin'...
Quoted for foresightedyness.Quote:
Originally Posted by bagtagley
In the nigh-extinct native tongue of the abodiginals, Bagtagley means wisdom.
Wait a minute.
She needs a ride? As in..... she's a 46 year old single cougar living in Aspen and doesn't own a car?
Coupled with the fact that she has a restraining order against her ex boyfriend in jail - probably a real good indicator of her failure to recognize the poor choices she makes (still, at 46) in her personal relationships....
I retract my previous advice. Pound it one more time real thorough like, so she tells all her friends how good you lay pipe. I mean WORK it. No shame, dude. All or nothing. Then cut ties with this chick while you're ahead and move on to the friends.
Whatever you do - don't fuck the roommate until you've got another place lined up. Save her for last. :)
Step 1: Get the 3 way
Step 2: Ditch #1, Move onto the second one in the 3 way
Step 3: Profit!
Repeat as necessary.
listen man, once thing you absolutly HAVE to keep in mind is that you need to have a late night drunk booty call hookup in aspen, so whatever you do work that around cuz the last thing you want to do is get hammered 2 days from now and have torched the bridge. other than that i wouldnt worry about it, if shes gonna get clingy shes gonna get WAY clingy and youll have plenty of larger warning signs to deal with
Bingo!! And I'm a woman! I don't like the ambiguous part, but it's important because let's face it - you're both playing a little game here. And in this case, the game is where it's at!Quote:
Originally Posted by BLOOD SWEAT STEEL
Woodsy has some wise words...
Some very solid advice, thanks fellas and ladies........
I will mull this all over today.......but it could be interesting to watch a belly dancing class haha
I think those that say not to burn bridges but also not to get sucked in have it right.....i will find a nice in between....
Oh and she has no car because umm....her ex stole the title from her......yeah i know, with that info you will all be screaming run run run!
I thought we don't care about this stuff?Quote:
Originally Posted by BLOOD SWEAT STEEL
If he follows your advice above, he won't get tangled up in her ex- mess (by playing the ambiguous part well), and therefore will still be playing the game correctly, as in, it's a benefit situation.
No personal life involvement.
Only parties and fucking.
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Originally Posted by flatNshallow
Funny, I always thought 34 + 22 = 56???
Sit her down for a convo. When she starts to talk, put your index finger over her lips, calmly say the above quote (to the word), kiss her on the forehead, smile and walk away.Quote:
Originally Posted by divegirl
I have nothing to add except that Woodsy is right. You live in a ski town now and the guy to girl ratio will always be working against you, so remember; one in the hand is almost always better than two in the bush(no pun intended). But tread lightly. As I am sure you can now see, the novelty of fucking a women that many years your senior can wear off pretty fast when you realize few women make it to that age in a town like this without a 747 worth of baggage.
And Raps, if you fuck this up, you'll have no in the bush and one in your hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo