Get Drunk, Post as much as you Can

Okay... How many of you (after 5 tries) can say that you have your fake eyelashes stareing you in the eye... after a full night of waiting for trick-0-treaters...???

I am drunk... as I have been almost every Helloween that I have to greet kids at the door with a Happy Helloween...

I have an ally though... the "hellish" part of Helloween.

I actually had a group of people not come to my door tonight because they said my house "smelled" evil...

Please... Heaven help me... My house "smells" divine... they just didn't like my look... http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_67375.jpg
Olympius... help me, for disgracing BigLines... but the season hasn't really started yet...

Hope you had a Happy Halloween! And a good drunken stupor...

It only took me about 30 tries to get his posted... I LOVE rum and coke with a little bit of dry ice to steam it up on the holidays..;..

http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_67375.jpg

Not to be a dick, but I really hope to god you are wearing a halloween costume. i am on the verge of having nightmares.

Not to be a Siren or anything... but I hope (not to be a dick or anything...) that I scare the living crap outta you!!!

I am one scary ass bitc####!!!!

HHHHAAAAHHHAAA HAAA HAAA HEEE HEEEE!!!!!

Happy Halloweeeeennnnn!!!!!! (I officially closed my doors to the cretins... at 8:30... and am now locked within my own hell... only to awaken at 5:00am tomorrow to face the dregs of society once again... If i could only drink more and remain a super-hero... and fulfill my role in society...)...

Nah she doesn't look like that at all....thank god.

But I must admit, asandygal that is a scary picture. I had to look really
hard to make sure it was you.

LMAO... I'm seeing a different side of you. :D

jager bombs are arelally real y bsd idea. reember thwat next tie m that eoy go uwt

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Originally Posted by asandygal

I am one scary ass bitch!!!!

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Yep! I can personally confirm that on many occassions not just the day of the dead...;)

peace,
D.


ps--and so is Maggie.:D

everbody rembmer to vote on election day.

i discovered $.99 malt liqour tallboys at the gas station across the street.

One of these has twice the volume and twice the content of a utah beer. so it's essentially get 4 utah beers in a single can. mind boggling, vote

Just chcking in un thus vry impotent thrad...

done and done...is it a bad sign that you quality for 7 out of 10 signs of alcholism at age 19? somenes needs to probvide me with an intervention of rum and coke asap

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=66175

sober right now :(

I think DG just likes to show off her boobies. Yeah, I had the breakfast of champions this morning. Its been fucking warm and raining he last few days and i am pissed about that. Now I need to go out and get more smokes. Shit! I can still spell and edit my posts. More beer is needed. How many bottles are we down to?

bumpity bumpity bump, cause I am drunk. ZI hopr I gret my new Bro's soon so I can get on with posting under my real name once again.

drinking chivas again ovah heah, and its snowing hard!

si. utah. dogs have snow on them. they are happy.

I wish I had snow on me. Only 2 week until whistler opening, but only rain in vancouver..sigh. Picked the wrong year to leave the rockies (unless PNW picks up its socks, but it looks like its going to.)

this not good. dah wel. got tha mutt to chill with. fuck responsibility. and fuck steel reserve and their high gravity nonsense. beer.....

ist a fucking celebration bitches.

my first time posting in this thread. every other time i've been drunk enough to justify it, I've been too lazy to find it as well, so just post as much as i can in whatever threads cathes my eye first.

now im motivated bithes.

It's pretty sad when on a Friday night basically a soccer mom has to bump this post bitches.

So who is drunk????

VV
Sprite

Thanks to your bad influnce i have been drinking 5 of my chocolate and peppermint shnapps things and like 5 shots of that shot thingy. woo0

since noon

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Not to be a dick, but I really hope to god you are wearing a halloween costume. i am on the verge of having nightmares.

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If that really was her normal face, I think we'd have a contender for world's biggest butterface.

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Originally Posted by asandygal

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I've been drinking for avoer 14 hors now. Niceeeeeeeee. Who in the fuck ethings of buying a keg of keystone light? A keg of bud ligh is cheapaer, and it tastes better. Dumb fukz!!

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If that really was her normal face, I think we'd have a contender for world's biggest butterface.

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What... exactly... is a "butterface"???? If I'm drinking I can call you names too... (if I can type them... that is....) :)

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Originally Posted by asandygal

What... exactly... is a "butterface"????

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From the omnipotent wiki...


Noun

butterface

1. (English, slang) a person (usually, but not necessarily female) that has a body in great condition, but whose physical attractiveness is lessened by their facial features.

Etymology

Contraction of "but her face" (i.e. "Everything about her is great, .... but her face.").

Examples:
* "She is a bit of a butterface"