NFL 2024-2025: whos going to stop the chiefs?

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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

Comforting that I was just at coffee with a few New York audit firm partners and within a few minutes they had called out and publicly shamed the one Jets fan in the bunch. Good to know there are some things you can always count on in this crazy world.

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Life, from a Jets fan's perspective:

https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/C5...qsxBivrzz41aG4

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Originally Posted by stealurface831

Jameis is the people's quarterback, Jameis is my quarterback.

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Well, now he's the Browns' quarterback and I'm not sure what to make of that.

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Originally Posted by Timberridge

Perhaps they could sign Zack Wilson too. Watson, Winston, Wilson.

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Both Wilsons would be better.

We will find out this fall.

Somehow the other Wilson managed to beat the DTR-led Browns last year.

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Life, from a Jets fan's perspective:

https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/C5...qsxBivrzz41aG4



Well, now he's the Browns' quarterback and I'm not sure what to make of that.

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Crab cakes?

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Originally Posted by mcski

Crab cakes?

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King crab legs, stone crab claws, she crab soup... the concessions marketing meetings just got a load of new material to work with.

Dupe

Say it with me: candidate for Vice President, Aaron Rodgers.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/12/u...e-ventura.html

Since we all get to endure the national hell of a rematch of the last presidential election, and the world is ending anyway, let's make it official and see what kind of goofy shit we can get out of Ayahuasca Aaron on the campaign trail while we're at it.

I don’t really like Aaron but I am here for the entertainment value alone. State of the union will be aired exclusively by the Pat McAfee show, along with all presidential debates; moderated, of course, by Travis Kelce.


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Originally Posted by stealurface831

I don’t really like Aaron but I am here for the entertainment value alone. State of the union will be aired exclusively by the Pat McAfee show, along with all presidential debates; moderated, of course, by Travis Kelce.


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In.

But don’t let this distract you from the fact none of these guys are Jameis Winston. Jameis could announce his presidential bid with the ghost of Saddam Hussein as his running mate and he’d still have my vote.


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Found this keepsake while packing up used books at the town library last week. Seahawks Offense led the league and set franchise records at the bottom of all stats to cap a 2-14 season. This years gotta be better, right?
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I heard Jameis was targeted by the Browns for his ability to escape the collapsing pocket and still get off a 20 yard duck downfield.

That’s going to be something new for the franchise, and not seen since [checks QB jersey] Robert Griffin III.

Biggest news in dallas is that jer jer needs to produce dna in a paternity lawsuit. Fukking clown franchise.

Lol, in that case is he also interested in a new QB with equally morally casual virtues?

Asking for a franchise.

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Lol, in that case is he also interested in a new QB with equally morally casual virtues?

Asking for a franchise.

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Oh shit, has the time to pawn Watson off on someone already arrived? I need to fire up the marketing machine.

Think of all the money he’ll save some franchise - since he only plays about a third of the games, you don’t need game day meals, no laundry, …

… and here I was going to start into some jokes that I have now reconsidered.

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Originally Posted by EWG

Oh shit, have the time to pawn Watson off on someone already arrived? I need to fire up the marketing machine.

Think of all the money he’ll save some franchise - since he only plays about a third of the games, you don’t need game day meals, no laundry, …

… and here I was going to start into some jokes that I have now reconsidered.

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And he pays for his own massages?

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Originally Posted by John_B

And he pays for his own massages?

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if by pays you mean settles out of court for undisclosed amounts

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Originally Posted by stealurface831

if by pays you mean settles out of court for undisclosed amounts

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Well neither impacts cap space

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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

Well neither impacts cap space

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and thats why deshaun watstein is the ultimate team player.

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Originally Posted by EWG

Oh shit, has the time to pawn Watson off on someone already arrived? I need to fire up the marketing machine.

Think of all the money he’ll save some franchise - since he only plays about a third of the games, you don’t need game day meals, no laundry, …

… and here I was going to start into some jokes that I have now reconsidered.

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Originally Posted by John_B

And he pays for his own massages?

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Originally Posted by stealurface831

if by pays you mean settles out of court for undisclosed amounts

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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

Well neither impacts cap space

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It’s a win-win for everyone, really.

Someone PM me Jer-bear’s info and we’ll get the trade papers all drawn up. I think Dak and a case of Quaker State should do it.

This is the content ESPN producers spend their whole lives dreaming about: an Aaron Rodgers presidential ticket during the J E T S season. No fewer than 3 stories above the fold and a team of trained monkeys cranking out more as we speak, I'm sure.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...ate-contenders

This has so many facets. The Secret Service detail on the sideline, the potentially lopsided WH staff football game...

I can see this Kennedy-Rodgers ticket causing some confusion in middle America thinking Kenny Rogers is actually running.

RIP, Gambler.

I just hope Zach Wilson gets a front row seat to it all. Aaron might have to step away from one of the 13 prime time games the Jets will get in order to attend a debate or two.

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Originally Posted by Timberridge

This has so many facets. The Secret Service detail on the sideline, the potentially lopsided WH staff football game...

I can see this Kennedy-Rodgers ticket causing some confusion in middle America thinking Kenny Rogers is actually running.

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Giuliani-esque

Just hope that ticket doesn’t play football while skiing

Jordan Love must be shitting himself looking at the evolving legacies of former GB quarterbacks, wondering how in the world he's gonna escape such a fate.