Things That Amuse You

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Originally Posted by flowing alpy

there’s short, straight, curved and mixing hoes.

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Don’t forget the dutch hoe!

Which begs the question--what exactly is Santa looking for when he comes down the chimney? And what does that say about your mother?

I wonder it this is how they came up with the word Hotel

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Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Dj08e6USm...Y-JET-BOAT.jpg

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[Tim Allen voice]

And that’s PURE MICHIGAN

[/Tim Allen voice]

AOC

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.22lr lol

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/955143...d-groin-horse/

Someone just paged Jason Bourne at ATL.

LOL.

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Someone just paged Jason Bourne at ATL.

LOL.

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That’s dumb. How would he know he’s being paged?

ears can hears......

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Someone just paged Jason Bourne at ATL.

LOL.

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Awesome. I worked at a large office building in NJ where employees were constantly paged to report to conference room xxxx. There were a lot of obnoxious (being nice here) Flyer fans who were talking smack when the Flyers and Devils played in the conference finals in 2000. After Scott Stevens annihilated Eric Lindros and knocked him out of the playoffs, I had the receptionist page Eric Lindros over the PA for several days straight. Me and my buddy were in the same general area as a couple of the more douchey Flyer fans and it was hilarious to watch how pissed off they got when they heard it. These guys would've kicked my ass if they found out who was doing it, but eventually somebody tipped off the receptionist that it was a prank.

Paging "Eric Lindros, your mom is here to pick you up"

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Gun nuts. Or nuts with guns..

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-a9030786.html

Kinda scary, really but I feel like we are a little desensitized to it.

No one injured. Nbd.

The fact that Things That Amuse You is 7 pages long and Shit That Annoys You is 1179 pages long. Buncha crotchety old bastards:)

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Originally Posted by JongDoe

on the throne (1st floor) at work and the cleaning lady opens the door to ask if anybody was in there. I answered with a loud fart before i could say anything. Still walking around laughing to myself like a psycho thinking about it.

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The definition of the word - Serendipity.


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Disappointed that the vetteboat has the incorrect wheel pkg. Hideous.
Splitback coupe????

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Originally Posted by JongDoe

The fact that Things That Amuse You is 7 pages long and Shit That Annoys You is 1179 pages long. Buncha crotchety old bastards:)

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and don't you forget it!

Go set that stuff out on the curb, honey.Attachment 291872


Made me doubletake and laugh.

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Originally Posted by JongDoe

The fact that Things That Amuse You is 7 pages long and Shit That Annoys You is 1179 pages long. Buncha crotchety old bastards:)

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we also have a 40 page "what amuses you" thread.

Things that annoy you has been around a lot longer.

Yes you have.....

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Originally Posted by Norseman

Go set that stuff out on the curb, honey.Attachment 291872


Made me doubletake and laugh.

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people who leave free CRT TV's on the curb amuse me.

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Originally Posted by m2711c

Yes you have.....

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Sorry MG, but you set yourself up for that one.

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Originally Posted by JongDoe

Sorry MG, but you set yourself up for that one.

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Only to someone predisposed to being a dick...congrats, you won