Boat Porn!

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Originally Posted by el hefe

One more - pushing some water

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Really surprised you haven't dropped one of my Swan Lake pics yets.

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Boats bring out the crazies sometimes.

Lots of times.

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Yes

skip to about 2:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq7CouqB1xU

^^ where in teh world isn't SVP?

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If that thing doesn't have a foot-shaped gas pedal then I will be severely disappointed.

It's shaped like a penis on boats that fast.

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Originally Posted by Mazderati

It's shaped like a penis on boats that fast.

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It would have to be, they're hand throttled by a dedicated throttle man. Too much backing off when the props come out of the water so the engine doesn't over rev.

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Originally Posted by k2skier112

It would have to be, they're hand throttled by a dedicated throttle man. Too much backing off when the props come out of the water so the engine doesn't over rev.

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Had a customer who was constantly bending pushrods in a pair of big block Chevy's, when I asked him what he was doing to keep having the same problem he told me he would run from Jones inlet to Fire Island inlet full throttle without ever touching them again. He then added "I'm not supposed to do that?"

We had a problem with 311 Formulas when they first started building them, Part of our sea trial was to do anything the customer may do with the boat, This included getting some air under the hull if possible, If you came down wrong the swim platform/muffler system would break off.

I was lucky to hitch a ride on this when I was a kid.

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http://goetzcomposites.com/portfolio/jet/

Spent a lot of time on these growing up

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Worked in Maine one summer, went aboard this

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Saw this being restored

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Nowadays, we get out for a sail a few times every summer

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The same guy who owns The Sizzler clearly has a thing for wooden boats. Saw this one of his outside at the marina this morning.
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Originally Posted by cmcrawfo

Really surprised you haven't dropped one of my Swan Lake pics yets.

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I can make this thread NSFW quite easily while staying on topic

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Originally Posted by el hefe

I can make this thread NSFW quite easily while staying on topic

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NSFW is implied with any thread that has 'porn' in the title.

No scrotae required

Had small fishing boats and pontoons but this was the last one we had when living at the Lake of Ozarks. Harris Kayot with Brave 3 drive. Fun boat and lots of swim time for the kids while I sat in the shade with a cold one and tunes.

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Actually sold the boat exactly what I paid for it after 4 years. Dont know how the hell I pulled that off

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Had small fishing boats and pontoons but this was the last one we had when living at the Lake of Ozarks. Harris Kayot with Brave 3 drive. Fun boat and lots of swim time for the kids while I sat in the shade with a cold one and tunes.



Actually sold the boat exactly what I paid for it after 4 years. Dont know how the hell I pulled that off

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Boats seem to hold their value extremely well if you take care of them. I brought my Malibu up from the states about 5 years ago when the CDN peso was almost at par and it is worth more now then what I paid for it. By about $10,000

And here is some version of cmcrawfo boat porn from his mini "stag" a while ago. He works at the hospital so some special diapers were in order


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I don't know him. It's remotely possible that I met him once on a Massachusetts trade mission to South America that was led by Bill Weld. There was some big Boston Scientific deal (in Brazil, maybe?) that was a centerpiece of the whole boondoggle, so he might have been traveling with the group, in which case I probably got to shake his hand at some point. I didn't interact much with the big dogs, though.

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He owns about a third of Falmouth Harbor. Keeps about 7 boats there ranging from 25ft-170ft or so. Also bought a bunch of waterfront in Woods Hole where he built a deepwater dock that can hold a 300+ft boat. His wife has another little spot on Penzance Point with a sweet dock an 10M house. He married well.

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And here is some version of cmcrawfo boat porn from his mini "stag" a while ago.

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The new Mercs are highly regarded, so I have changed my opinion on them.

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Infadel!
I kill you!

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Originally Posted by MARSHALL TUCKER

Infadel!
I keel you!

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Fify

In college we were in the (universitie's) mastercraft at a course way the hell up the lake in bumfuck south carolina. so it gets dark and my buddy has the bright idea lets go pee on all the mercs in the boat slips at the local marina. about 1/2 way through. well. we were under the dock hiding out for an hour or so.

Is it porn when you build a lake in your back yard to float your boat? My nearby neighbor in the old hood.

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His wife has another little spot on Penzance Point with a sweet dock an 10M house. He married well.

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That's as may be, but to dimiss the guy as having "married well" seems harsh, he's a co-founder of Boston Scientific, with $8.4bn in 2016 revenue, and a $37.2 bn market cap today. That's not nothing.

Wooden boat storage

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