Interesting Tahoe Craigslist Ad... (NSR)

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Date: 2005-05-09, 1:27PM PDT



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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by slippy

Problem might be that Cody will fly into SF and then Santa Cruz, and not be back at his cabin after Costa Rica. I could find out. It's up to SP though.

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Do It! :D

LAME!

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From : honey pie <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
Sent : Thursday, May 12, 2005 4:52 PM
To : Superstar Punani <suprstar_punani@hotmail.com>
Subject : Re: Place in Tahoe



well...you did scare me a little...
the thing is...i am all about being a mommabear right now. so wild parties are not my scene...(now if we had hooked up a few years ago...different story)
im not comfortable with people in and out.
we would take wonderful care of your place...i have two 60 gallon tanks myself--so you dont have to worry about your fish. the dogs are housebroken and lovey--(just kind of not-too-smart.)
i wouldnt presume to impose 'restrictions' on your current use of the house...so it might not be the best fit with my little family. we are all about respect. i would want your friends to respect us and our space first and foremost. it might be too much to ask. hate to be all responsible and everything...but it is my current roll in life.
best to you darling...let me know if you are still interested.
jessica

You'd better be still-interested, considering this filming project and all.

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Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

i have two 60 gallon tanks myself

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yes she does

I think Punani's smooooveness came on a bit too strong. Lure her back in Punani!

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Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
i have two 60 gallon tanks myself

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Originally Posted by hucksquaw

yes she does

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:biggrin:

The only way you can reel her back in is to convince her that she is getting a solo house, with no wild parties and no friends crashing over.
Maybe someone else can close this deal.
SuPu is too strong for her (maybe he needs to buy the sponsorship secrets CD)
All she wants is a quiet peaceful home in exchange for titty fucking bukkake.
Somebody else has got to reel this fish (or whale) in!

She has a name, though.

Henceforth she shall be known is these parts as

Jizz-Guzzling, Giant Jugs Jessica!

http://tetongravity.com/forums/attac...tid=5766&stc=1

[edit to say - she did leave the door open for SuPu to reconsider and accept the deal on her terms]

Here the exchange that I've had so far- Yes, she responded. But I'm not going to respond 'til SuPu's done with her.


From : honey pie <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
Sent : Thursday, May 12, 2005 5:20 AM
To : XXXXXX XXXXXX <xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com>
Subject : Re: Tahoe place

hey there orlando...thank you so much for responding!

i am a single mom of a 4yr old...thus the not wishing to co-habitate--or 'see' anyone in the house.
im 5'11--over 6ft in heels, i would say husky, not fat. actually i wouldnt say husky either--perhaps 'zuftig'. pics attached. hope you enjoy!
i can get paperwork about the std free...we would have to meet and discuss before i spend the money though...
can you send pics of the property? i am looking to move soon, next couple of weeks. i am currently near idlwilde park (so we can meet first in reno if you prefer.)

smooches
j

XXXXX XXXXXXX <xxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com> wrote:

Good evening,

My name is Orlando and I am doctor of heterologous pathology at UNR. I have place in the north shore Lake Tahoe that I use on some weekends for my running training. It is on lake front and very nice. I am not using much
these days because of heavy snow and would like someone to stay and watch over place because I am not there anymore.

I also like arrangement with you. In my heyday I was young man with hot
blood, but even in middle age the blood is still full of steam. You say you
are voluptuous. Do you mean husky or fat? I am latin man and prefer the husky latin womans, but you not have to be latin. My last girlfriend, Sophia, was husky girl. But she leave to go to Las Lenas Chilie where she meet a new
boyfriend, Cletus. I like strong woman but I don't care for fatties. Do you
also have test papers to show you are clean and no STD?

At work some the nurses say Viva el Caballo when see me. This mean life to
the horse. Do you want to know why they say horse? I show you!

I wait to hear back. And please send picture!

Orlando

I'm very tempted to offer up a house myself - she didn't specify male or female...

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Originally Posted by Viva

...pics attached.

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are these any different than the ones she gave to SuPu?

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Originally Posted by Viva

I am latin man and prefer husky latin women

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nice touch, Viva.

Hey YogaBiyatch,

Why don't you step it up since I am too much of a jong for the job.

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Originally Posted by enlosandes

Hey YogaBiyatch,

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Watch it there sonny boy. You don't have enought posts for that yet; in fact, I don't think anyone does.

As for Yoga's post... Do it! Do it! Do it!

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Originally Posted by Viva

At work some the nurses say Viva el Caballo when see me. This mean life to
the horse. Do you want to know why they say horse? I show you!


Orlando

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laughed out loud at this one.

wwmdincali.at.yahoo.com>
Subject: tahoe rental exchange
To: honeyblondedd@yahoo.com
Hi there -
Forgive my delay in writing, but I read your ad on
craigslist the other day and am intrigued. I couldn't
write sooner because I had some issues to sort out
regarding the Tahoe house before I could contact you.
I was waiting to hear if my girlfriend was, in fact,
moving out, as we had discussed. You see, she's not
as open as I am about seeing other women, and I'm hard
pressed to find a woman who can keep my complete
attention. I don't know if you've seen the show The L
Word, but I think it pretty accurately depicts me and
my lifestyle - do you know the character Shane on that
show? She's a lot like me - in spirit, anyway.

You didn't specify male or female, and I am a woman -
also voluptuous - and very open to your suggestion of
trading rent for whatever pleases us. My house is
amazing, really. The wall of glass looks right onto
the lake. I'm there more in the winter than in the
summer, and live in LA (West Hollywood, really) most
of the time. What is it, exactly that you are looking
for, and what is your timeline?

If you're interested - and open - to a woman, please
send pictures and I will do the same.

Looking forward - E

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Originally Posted by Viva

Here the exchange that I've had so far- Yes, she responded. But I'm not going to respond 'til SuPu's done with her.



hey there orlando...thank you so much for responding!

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Orlando?? hehehe

this is too much fun.

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Originally Posted by Viva

Here the exchange that I've had so far- Yes, she responded. But I'm not going to respond 'til SuPu's done with her.

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Hell no! Be my guest Viva! This is hilarious! Let's see what she says to the Caballo!

Dear god, this is only getting better & better what with the horse & yogachik stepping up to bat.

I'll take Orlando at 7:2 or "E" at 15:1. SuPu's still got the odds, but the bait was too strong...

BTW - That's quite a nice avatar, LAN.

You people are killing me. :D:D

Viva: TYPING with an accent? :the_finge

Good work yogachick, I new you'd step up! Anxious for her reply!

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Originally Posted by altagirl

BTW - That's quite a nice avatar, LAN.

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Thanks! It's Josh Duhamel.

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Originally Posted by grrrr

I'll take Orlando at 7:2 or "E" at 15:1. SuPu's still got the odds, but the bait was too strong...

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Agreed. I've got Orlando 5:1 if the accent tones down. Better hope she's not a spanish speaker.

oh and. . .. heperalougous phlobotomy what?. . . :D classic!


blurry, where are ya, mang? how could you miss this?